FROM VIRGIN TO PORNSTAR IN FIVE SECONDS

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  •   stenchfart June 18, 2018

    I love when the flowers bloom

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  • baddogonline June 18, 2018

    Remember when women weren't nasty skanks?

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    •   lafind June 18, 2018

      @baddogonline No... When was that?

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    • alohasnackbar June 18, 2018

      @baddogonline pepperidge farm remembers.

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  •   goodster June 18, 2018

    So much for being a "Slow Bloomer"!

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  •   burfurger June 18, 2018

    Soooooo.... it's a Bloomin' Onion then.

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  • airsporter June 18, 2018

    The Japanese have a point about lotus blossom.

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  •   mr_krabs June 18, 2018

    The clams coming out of its shell.

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  •   goodster June 18, 2018

    He said Nigga's!!! I'm tellin.

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  • secret squirrel June 18, 2018

    My wife and I can’t have children. Well, not the way we do it.

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    • alohasnackbar June 18, 2018

      @secret squirrel my wif and I had the same problem, till I flipped her over.

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    •   goodster June 19, 2018

      @secret squirrel Find a trusted frien and a turkey baste'r.

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  •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

    He said "virgin"! Haha!

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  •   lafind June 18, 2018

    Beautiful art. I wanna play with it.

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  •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

    Mmmmm... look at those nails.....

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  • thecrazydog89 June 18, 2018

    Was that ouch

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    •   ouch June 18, 2018

      @thecrazydog89 YEP

      SURPRISE

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  • xenomorph June 18, 2018

    My partner lost her virginity many years ago but she still has the box it came in.

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  • fiddledeedee June 18, 2018

    As we watch the time-lapse, we see a warm front developing, with a lot of heat and high humidity cumming.

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  • pickdickle June 18, 2018

    Is that the girl version of tucking your penis between your legs? knowing this site i was sure a penis was going to pop out

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  •   ouch June 18, 2018

    The last one was a real CUNT

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    •   burfurger June 18, 2018

      @ouch

      You know him personally? He just kinda looks like a dick.

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      •   ouch June 18, 2018

        @burfurger Yep He's a DERP %100

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  • hellzyeah June 18, 2018

    Look s like one of those things the face huggers come out of.

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  •   sarge07 June 18, 2018

    In this episode we'll see the Twatius Ouchous bloom for the first time in a decade, this episode brought to you by Kotex, and Tang

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    • thebutcher18 June 18, 2018

      @sarge07 hell i suposed a penis popin out somewhere. I watched it after i read your post.

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      •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

        @thebutcher18

        It did pop out.. Did you miss it? At the very end. Hat and sunglasses...

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      •   sarge07 June 18, 2018

        @thebutcher18

        LOL, yea you can never tell. They do like to play "Pop goes the penis"

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    •   ouch June 19, 2018

      @sarge07 LOL

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  •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

    Pegs pretty, pink, purple, playful, pampered, pompous, peaceful, packaged, puffy pussy!

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  • shadyboyloko June 18, 2018

    Lmfao

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  •   nybadguy June 18, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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  • dickramsey June 19, 2018

    Arby's Roast Beef is one of my sinful desires

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  • disemboweled June 19, 2018

    Cue Nirvana's "In Bloom".

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  • balls-diggity-deep June 19, 2018

    At the end her axe wound looked like a donner kebab

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  •   pdx2002 June 20, 2018

    Good god vaginas are gross.

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  • pickdickle June 21, 2018

    It's like a scrunched up sheet of cellophane

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  • ruzin June 23, 2018

    That's grosse.

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  •   spider-man June 25, 2018

    I love it. Surprisingly

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