I love when the flowers bloom
Birth of a vagina.
Remember when women weren't nasty skanks?
@baddogonline No... When was that?
@baddogonline pepperidge farm remembers.
So much for being a "Slow Bloomer"!
Soooooo.... it's a Bloomin' Onion then.
The Japanese have a point about lotus blossom.
The clams coming out of its shell.
He said Nigga's!!! I'm tellin.
My wife and I can’t have children. Well, not the way we do it.
@secret squirrel my wif and I had the same problem, till I flipped her over.
@secret squirrel Find a trusted frien and a turkey baste'r.
He said "virgin"! Haha!
Beautiful art. I wanna play with it.
Mmmmm... look at those nails.....
Was that ouch
My partner lost her virginity many years ago but she still has the box it came in.
As we watch the time-lapse, we see a warm front developing, with a lot of heat and high humidity cumming.
Is that the girl version of tucking your penis between your legs? knowing this site i was sure a penis was going to pop out
The last one was a real CUNT
You know him personally? He just kinda looks like a dick.
@burfurger Yep He's a DERP %100
Look s like one of those things the face huggers come out of.
In this episode we'll see the Twatius Ouchous bloom for the first time in a decade, this episode brought to you by Kotex, and Tang
@sarge07 hell i suposed a penis popin out somewhere. I watched it after i read your post.
It did pop out.. Did you miss it? At the very end. Hat and sunglasses...
LOL, yea you can never tell. They do like to play "Pop goes the penis"
Pegs pretty, pink, purple, playful, pampered, pompous, peaceful, packaged, puffy pussy!
@wallawilly They gotta cream for that!
So do i my friend!
G-DAY YA cunts
Whose got the CRiPS?
Arby's Roast Beef is one of my sinful desires
Cue Nirvana's "In Bloom".
At the end her axe wound looked like a donner kebab
Good god vaginas are gross.
It's like a scrunched up sheet of cellophane
I love it. Surprisingly