Fucking virgin gave himself a facial
The fucker will have 5 bastard rugrats eating up his paychecks by 22yrs of age..
Well, at least this was shorter than the other movie "40 year old virgin."
@working4theweekend I've giving myself a facial a few times
@burfurger no not on purpose but I did end up wearing the same shirt to work the next day
@studd3rz excellent for the skin... I'm told!
@working4theweekend.. he fell in love with her already so fast with those little cute kisses she did. then his brain told his dick to bust quick to hurry and get this girl prego quick quick quick lol
@working4theweekend but he looks like he really enjoyed it
@working4theweekend Ha, GAYYY!!
@working4theweekend I just think he got hungry midway through
I didn’t even have enough time to unbuckle my jeans.
Two pump chump. Get out,,, NEXT!??
Did I miss the second pump somewhere?
@iwantagoodhj247 Not sure,, but your startin to be the Chump though!
@goodster startin? That's not fair. I've been a chump way too long to be considered just startin...
@iwantagoodhj247 Have It yer way! };~}=
@goodster you hawking for BK?
@goodster didn't even get his balls wet
Chandler Riggs really having trouble finding work after The Walking Dead.
@burfurger LMFAO! thats great
Kirsten Dunst. Early career..
Get a fucking haircut.
Oh well,that will be that then.
Anybody here says that's not them when a tight little 18 year old pussy starts sliding down their cock... I'm saying bullshit!
@iwantagoodhj247 You musn't say shit like that with all these bull males knocking this place, you'll be branded a fag or even worse a Lib
BTw She's a cutie :P
I've been branded worse around here. Just look at how @goodster treats me. Angriest guy ever! And that guy supposedly lives in paradise. If I lived in Hawaii, I don't think I could get angry at cancer if it came knocking...! luv ya @goodster!
Most would consider me a liberal, and I take that sweet young thang for a good ride, then end day with a load to her face.
@luvthick you are without a doubt a liberal.
If it wasn't for liberals, only the wealthy would enjoy this great country. Besides, I believe that I am liberal about some things and conservative about others, as any sensible person should be. Tribalism to a fault, will be the destruction of our way of life.
Yep. It's difficult for me to follow the right at every turn.
@crazyshit-Cory H. +
@crazyshit-Cory H. Ahhh Well the only other way to turn would be yer left then..
Conservative = Uptight
Pull the stick out of your asses and open your mind.
Well that was quick, can you do anything else?
some times you feel like a nut
I'll shower her in gold & jewels but mostly babby batter
Its bacon sandwich time!
Look out for this bloke in "Quick Nuts II" where he unloads faster than ever!!!
@luvthick ...and I always thought edward furlong was gay!
Well I dont think the view out the window is that exciting!
I can’t blame him though. That pussy looks tight af.. anyone know the girl’s name?
@hobofish What?!? They have names?!?
@hobofish ..................Muffy Tootight
@hobofish Chloe Foster
Damn, he outlasted me.
Wow! If he's not careful, he's gonna put someone's eye out with that thing!!
I had lovers' balls and you had no idea Of the pitch of me passion and pain Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire I come in me pants again and it was over, before it began
Not sure whats funnier the self inflicted facial or the comments
Cute little thing, and probably as tight as a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel. That said, dude, you're walking around with a loaded gun! You have to clean the pipes before jumping into primo action like this!
@fiddledeedee yeah I remember being told when I was a teenager, if you know your gonna get laid, jack off before you meet up so you don't cum too quick. Worked for me.
Meh, in my teens when I came quick, I wiped my baby batter off her tits, and shoved my dick right back in her pussy until I came again.
cant say i'm surprised
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up..
Like a virgin,,,,, eewww,,, poppin for the very first time,,,, like a virgiiiinnnnn
Get back in there for round 2!
Fuck it give him ten min. He's young he'll be good for another round.
That's what I'm sayin! I wouldn't of said a word. Blow my root juice and keep pumping. At my age now, it's like a deflating balloon but at that young age, it still stood at attention...
Hey now, dont get me wrong. Its rock MFing hard, TIL she milks it!
I doubt that's the first time he's had splooge on his face
Lasted longer than a CS van owner, according to @happyjack
Hot chick, I could've lasted longer though.
@skippy joe pippy by how many seconds?
2 pump chump
Shoot the walker Carl not the virgin
I would of busted in that hoe
That's what I'm saying! Fill the cunt up and then cram it in her butthole.
@wallawilly HAHA +
Holy shit! I last a helluva lot longer than that!!!!
@harly9 2 negs. A couple of one pump chumps obviously.
Put it back in her!
Do you need an instruction manual?
happens to the best of us
He looks like a stayer to me, fucking show off
She is a little hottie. Could add a few pounds but looks good.
Krispy Kreme Donuts are without peers
Jaws of life up in this piece
quick boy ;]
Unfortunately ive been there once or twice ... Not on camera but a pump and a dump... Shit happens...
That's what happens when you're to good ladies
Sometimes when you're REALLY horned up....
Huzzah! Someone quicker than me!!!
bang bus needs to change the name to wtf bus
I want all that cum
Girl Chloe foster
Lasted longer than I would've. I've been with my old lady as long as I've had my truck and I've wrecked them both beyond repair. At least one of them still runs everyday.
WAM -BAM -THANKYOU -MA'AM.....just to WA---?
@dozer67 Hot girl I mite just last about the same time.
I no for a fact that she got picked up by these weirdos i seen travelers like that
Hahahahaha dude the fucking soind effects made the video
next time jack off before having sex with a hottie!
Oh poor baby.......his stroke games at a -2