12 SECONDS IN PARADISE

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  • working4theweekend June 18, 2018

    Fucking virgin gave himself a facial

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    •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      The fucker will have 5 bastard rugrats eating up his paychecks by 22yrs of age..

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    • letmefindout June 18, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      Well, at least this was shorter than the other movie "40 year old virgin."

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    • studd3rz June 18, 2018

      @working4theweekend I've giving myself a facial a few times

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      •   burfurger June 18, 2018

        @studd3rz

        On purpose?

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        • studd3rz June 19, 2018

          @burfurger no not on purpose but I did end up wearing the same shirt to work the next day

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      •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

        @studd3rz excellent for the skin... I'm told!

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    • mehofjack June 18, 2018

      @working4theweekend.. he fell in love with her already so fast with those little cute kisses she did. then his brain told his dick to bust quick to hurry and get this girl prego quick quick quick lol

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    • ob1 June 18, 2018

      @working4theweekend but he looks like he really enjoyed it

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    • misteram June 19, 2018

      @working4theweekend Ha, GAYYY!!

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    • balls-diggity-deep June 19, 2018

      @working4theweekend I just think he got hungry midway through

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  •   mr_krabs June 18, 2018

    I didn’t even have enough time to unbuckle my jeans.

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  •   goodster June 18, 2018

    Two pump chump. Get out,,, NEXT!??

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    •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

      @goodster

      Did I miss the second pump somewhere?

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      •   goodster June 18, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 Not sure,, but your startin to be the Chump though!

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        •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

          @goodster startin? That's not fair. I've been a chump way too long to be considered just startin...

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          •   goodster June 19, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247 Have It yer way! };~}=

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            •   HJ247 June 19, 2018

              @goodster you hawking for BK?

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    • ob1 June 18, 2018

      @goodster didn't even get his balls wet

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  •   burfurger June 18, 2018

    Chandler Riggs really having trouble finding work after The Walking Dead.

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    • pickdickle June 18, 2018

      @burfurger LMFAO! thats great

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    •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

      @burfurger

      Kirsten Dunst. Early career..

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  • fedupmonster June 18, 2018

    3...2...1...You're OUT!

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  • stinkburger June 18, 2018

    Get a fucking haircut.

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    •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

      @stinkburger

      bingo!

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  • studd3rz June 18, 2018

    HAH!

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  • boab71 June 18, 2018

    Oh well,that will be that then.

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  •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

    Anybody here says that's not them when a tight little 18 year old pussy starts sliding down their cock... I'm saying bullshit!

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    • chained cat June 18, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 You musn't say shit like that with all these bull males knocking this place, you'll be branded a fag or even worse a Lib

      BTw She's a cutie :P

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      •   HJ247 June 18, 2018

        @chained cat

        I've been branded worse around here. Just look at how @goodster treats me. Angriest guy ever! And that guy supposedly lives in paradise. If I lived in Hawaii, I don't think I could get angry at cancer if it came knocking...! luv ya @goodster!

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      •   luvthick June 18, 2018

        @chained cat

        Most would consider me a liberal, and I take that sweet young thang for a good ride, then end day with a load to her face.

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        • fukinyourmom June 18, 2018

          @luvthick you are without a doubt a liberal.

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          •   luvthick June 18, 2018

            @fukinyourmom

            If it wasn't for liberals, only the wealthy would enjoy this great country. Besides, I believe that I am liberal about some things and conservative about others, as any sensible person should be. Tribalism to a fault, will be the destruction of our way of life.

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. June 18, 2018

              @luvthick,

              Yep. It's difficult for me to follow the right at every turn.

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              •   luvthick June 18, 2018

                @crazyshit-Cory H. +

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              •   goodster June 19, 2018

                @crazyshit-Cory H. Ahhh Well the only other way to turn would be yer left then..

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                • frank n. stein June 19, 2018

                  Conservative = Uptight

                  Pull the stick out of your asses and open your mind.

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  •   lafind June 18, 2018

    Well that was quick, can you do anything else?

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  • bigblackhead June 18, 2018

    some times you feel like a nut

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  • chained cat June 18, 2018

    I'll shower her in gold & jewels but mostly babby batter

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  • secret squirrel June 18, 2018

    Its bacon sandwich time!

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  •   luvthick June 18, 2018

    Look out for this bloke in "Quick Nuts II" where he unloads faster than ever!!!

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    •   freddykrueger June 20, 2018

      @luvthick ...and I always thought edward furlong was gay!

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  • airsporter June 18, 2018

    Well I dont think the view out the window is that exciting!

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  • hobofish June 18, 2018

    I can’t blame him though. That pussy looks tight af.. anyone know the girl’s name?

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    • keysersoze9515 June 18, 2018

      @hobofish What?!? They have names?!?

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    • bigblackhead June 18, 2018

      @hobofish ..................Muffy Tootight

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    •   sarge07 June 18, 2018

      @hobofish

      Chlamydia Toyou

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    • nightnight June 18, 2018

      @hobofish Chloe Foster

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  • 72jayd June 18, 2018

    Damn, he outlasted me.

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  • keysersoze9515 June 18, 2018

    Wow! If he's not careful, he's gonna put someone's eye out with that thing!!

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  • xenomorph June 18, 2018

    I had lovers' balls and you had no idea Of the pitch of me passion and pain Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire I come in me pants again and it was over, before it began

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  • joedumber June 18, 2018

    lucky bastard,

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  • pickdickle June 18, 2018

    Not sure whats funnier the self inflicted facial or the comments

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  • fiddledeedee June 18, 2018

    Cute little thing, and probably as tight as a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel. That said, dude, you're walking around with a loaded gun! You have to clean the pipes before jumping into primo action like this!

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    •   ketamine<3 June 18, 2018

      @fiddledeedee yeah I remember being told when I was a teenager, if you know your gonna get laid, jack off before you meet up so you don't cum too quick. Worked for me.

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      •   luvthick June 18, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Meh, in my teens when I came quick, I wiped my baby batter off her tits, and shoved my dick right back in her pussy until I came again.

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  • hellzyeah June 18, 2018

    cant say i'm surprised

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  •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up..

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  •   sarge07 June 18, 2018

    Like a virgin,,,,, eewww,,, poppin for the very first time,,,, like a virgiiiinnnnn

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  • elmjr June 18, 2018

    Get back in there for round 2!

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  •   ketamine<3 June 18, 2018

    Fuck it give him ten min. He's young he'll be good for another round.

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    •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      That's what I'm sayin! I wouldn't of said a word. Blow my root juice and keep pumping. At my age now, it's like a deflating balloon but at that young age, it still stood at attention...

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      •   sarge07 June 18, 2018

        @wallawilly

        poor thing

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        •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

          @sarge07

          Hey now, dont get me wrong. Its rock MFing hard, TIL she milks it!

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  • fukinyourmom June 18, 2018

    I doubt that's the first time he's had splooge on his face

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  •   acairman June 18, 2018

    Lasted longer than a CS van owner, according to @happyjack

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  • skippy joe pippy June 18, 2018

    Hot chick, I could've lasted longer though.

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    •   burfurger June 18, 2018

      @skippy joe pippy by how many seconds?

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  • tailoredculture June 18, 2018

    2 pump chump

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  • mr.spine June 18, 2018

    Shoot the walker Carl not the virgin

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  •   nybadguy June 18, 2018

    I would of busted in that hoe

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    •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

      @nybadguy

      That's what I'm saying! Fill the cunt up and then cram it in her butthole.

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  • harly9 June 18, 2018

    Holy shit! I last a helluva lot longer than that!!!!

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    • harly9 June 20, 2018

      @harly9 2 negs. A couple of one pump chumps obviously.

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  • peaks June 18, 2018

    Put it back in her!

    Do you need an instruction manual?

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  • vaknama June 18, 2018

    happens to the best of us

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  • rileydevil June 18, 2018

    He looks like a stayer to me, fucking show off

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  •   wallawilly June 18, 2018

    She is a little hottie. Could add a few pounds but looks good.

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  • dickramsey June 19, 2018

    Krispy Kreme Donuts are without peers

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  • roblade June 19, 2018

    Jaws of life up in this piece

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  • markolm86 June 19, 2018

    quick boy ;]

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  • kojaksbozak June 19, 2018

    Unfortunately ive been there once or twice ... Not on camera but a pump and a dump... Shit happens...

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  • reptillianfucker June 19, 2018

    That's what happens when you're to good ladies

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  • frank n. stein June 19, 2018

    Sometimes when you're REALLY horned up....

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  • txdo_msk June 19, 2018

    Huzzah! Someone quicker than me!!!

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  •   rockinron June 19, 2018

    bang bus needs to change the name to wtf bus

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  • slopeass4 June 20, 2018

    I want all that cum

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  • rudolft June 20, 2018

    Girl Chloe foster

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  • lemwad June 20, 2018

    Lasted longer than I would've. I've been with my old lady as long as I've had my truck and I've wrecked them both beyond repair. At least one of them still runs everyday.

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  •   dozer67 June 20, 2018

    WAM -BAM -THANKYOU -MA'AM.....just to WA---?

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    •   dozer67 June 20, 2018

      @dozer67 Hot girl I mite just last about the same time.

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  • makros9099 June 21, 2018

    I no for a fact that she got picked up by these weirdos i seen travelers like that

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  • Hahahahaha dude the fucking soind effects made the video

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  • sunfishsam2001 June 23, 2018

    next time jack off before having sex with a hottie!

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  • cummquattess July 28, 2018

    Oh poor baby.......his stroke games at a -2

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  • internetbrokeme August 22, 2018

    You know its awkward enough when your future employer googles you and gets a sex video. This some how makes it 10 times worse than it already was.

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  • snafu11 September 21, 2018

    That TIGHT pussy will get ya every time

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  • estonianguy October 7, 2018

    Fucking virgin! :D

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