CANNIBALISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN 2018 [FUCKED UP]

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  •   mr_krabs June 21, 2018

    We couldn’t find a head of lettuce so we used the head of Lewis instead.

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    • misteram June 21, 2018

      @mr_krabs Hmm, looks delicious! When should i come over?

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      • letmefindout June 21, 2018

        @misteram '

        @mr_krabs is just happy to discover that it wasn't a relative in the stew pot.

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        •   mr_krabs June 21, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Damn straight! Half of my family have either been turned into sticks or paste.

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      • forvet_06 June 21, 2018

        @misteram do thıs to me

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        • misteram June 24, 2018

          @forvet_06 With plessure!

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    • baddogonline June 21, 2018

      @mr_krabs Chicago gangs or Brooklyn gangs???

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    • ob1 June 21, 2018

      @mr_krabs Good man, browning the meat before the stock goes in

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    • mehofjack June 22, 2018

      @mr_krabs if he's ugly would he taste bad?

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    • xxxmass June 23, 2018

      Kimbo Slice said it best..,

      "a niggas gotta eat."

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  • highartfarts June 21, 2018

    Better show some onions and carrots in there, or that's gonna taste gamey.

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  • pickdickle June 21, 2018

    Looks like Taco Bell have increased their menu range

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    • letmefindout June 21, 2018

      @pickdickle

      I was led to believe that they used dog meat in the tacos.

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      • pickdickle June 21, 2018

        @letmefindout you think they could be running out of dogs and having to source an alternative meat product?

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        • muzziesarescum June 21, 2018

          @pickdickle they realized the dogs are more useful.

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  • pickdickle June 21, 2018

    Now I know whats in the Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa Box

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    • muzziesarescum June 21, 2018

      @pickdickle oh shit you talking about that spicy chicken choop choop. They probably use Mexican since they are naturally seasoned from their diet.

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      • pickdickle June 22, 2018

        @muzziesarescum Hahaha

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  •   handsomedevil June 21, 2018

    is this chicago or detroit?

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  •   HJ247 June 21, 2018

    I'm not buying it...

    No literally, I'm not buying it... they're probably asking too much per serving...

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  • underpants June 21, 2018

    Who said Pot isn’t harmful?

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  • airsporter June 21, 2018

    What goes around comes around.

    Tony Bourdain.

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    •   luvthick June 21, 2018

      @airsporter

      Anthony Michael Bourdain, was a cool dude!

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      • airsporter June 21, 2018

        @luvthick

        I respect your opinion -to be honest I know nothing about the man.

        Just another bloke lauded to the skies who had seemingly everything and came to an ignominious end for whatever reason.

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  • thecrazydog89 June 21, 2018

    That's my cooking channel. Thanks for the plug crazyshit

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  •   lafind June 21, 2018

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human

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    •   luvthick June 21, 2018

      @lafind

      That recipe is quite queer...

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      •   lafind June 21, 2018

        @luvthick Agreed but I couldn't come up with anything better.

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    •   HJ247 June 21, 2018

      @lafind

      Not Richard Simmons!

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    •   sarge07 June 21, 2018

      @lafind

      "How to cook "for" a human"

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  • kore June 21, 2018

    Fake,!!!! no one make people soup without water...

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    • thecrazydog89 June 21, 2018

      @kore its gunna burn on the bottom and ruin the stew

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  • whitescorpion June 21, 2018

    That's sick,you gotta clean your meat before cooking!!

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  • me68 June 21, 2018

    id be weary if they ask you over for dinner , then tell you its soup and you will also be given head ;o)

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    • frank n. stein June 21, 2018

      @me68

      That actually happened in Alaska! A couple who had killed and dismembered her ex-lover (affair), invited the neighbors over for a cookout & told them it was animal meat. It was Chris.

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      • kojaksbozak June 22, 2018

        @frank n. stein there were palm leaves inbackground and theres no palm trees in alsaska.. So ,not buyin what ya sellin ..

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  • mikeczech June 21, 2018

    This still counts as Finger Food, right?

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  • xenomorph June 21, 2018

    That's disgusting...where are the herbs and spices?

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  • soulconsumer June 21, 2018

    Fake.

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  • c-3po June 21, 2018

    It looks tasty

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  • muppet90 June 21, 2018

    Why couldnt the skeletons go to the ball?? Because these fookers had all the bodies

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  • wickedasitseems June 21, 2018

    Ralph was head and shoulders tastier than anyone else I ever had!!

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  • hellzyeah June 21, 2018

    Oh thats what they mean buy going to pot

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  •   ketamine<3 June 21, 2018

    I guess we know who drew the short straw...

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  • cs-admi_natzi June 21, 2018

    Luvthick and happy Jacks weekend bbq.

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    • cs-admi_natzi June 21, 2018

      @cs-admi_natzi yes there's my neg-gies

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  • frank n. stein June 21, 2018

    NASTY!! There is nothing to eat on his head.

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    •   sarge07 June 21, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      head cheese?

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      •   lafind June 21, 2018

        @sarge07 I thought those were just buggers!

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  • bazzer121 June 21, 2018

    looks like a finger buffet

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  •   ouch June 21, 2018

    Where's the sauce?

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    •   ketamine<3 June 21, 2018

      @ouch shhh! That's the Kernals secret...

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  • bazzer121 June 21, 2018

    can't see chicken wings

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    • airsporter June 21, 2018

      @bazzer121 Thats what the Radar station crew at Pearl Harbour were arguing about....

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  • iamapocalypse June 21, 2018

    Damn, the Black Panther sequel is gonna be fucking crazy.

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  • sipo70 June 21, 2018

    I like the way they try to watermark the video but gets blurred out.

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  • paintman55 June 21, 2018

    I thought I was watching a franks red hot sauce commercial.

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  • maga2020 June 21, 2018

    Ahh monkey stew always tastes better when having it in the open air without water from a certified shithole country.

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  •   sarge07 June 21, 2018

    I call shenanigans, looks like a ring on one of the hands

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    •   ketamine<3 June 21, 2018

      @sarge07 damn, good eye. I think there is a ring on it.

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  • depraved_since_birth June 21, 2018

    None of the good parts in the pot. Clearly just braising the soup bones.

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  • working4theweekend June 21, 2018

    Probably needs some barbecue sauce

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  • cyberbu11y June 21, 2018

    I got dibs on the hypothalamus when you crack the skull open.

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  • sniperfox June 21, 2018

    I take mine well done

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  •   lafind June 21, 2018

    Maybe they are cooking baked Alaskan.

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  • h-town71 June 21, 2018

    Its finger licking good!!!

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  • kkknazi June 21, 2018

    Finger,hand and head lickin Good !!

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  • p00pysauce June 21, 2018

    Juss duein nigger thangz

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  • forcekeen June 21, 2018

    what the fuck...

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  •   burfurger June 21, 2018

    Fake! But Dahmer approved!

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    •   ketamine<3 June 21, 2018

      @burfurger I'm more of an Albert Fish fan...

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      •   burfurger June 21, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        These two are the king of them all.. Mikhail Popkov, Russian serial killer 'werewolf' accused of killing 82 women, says he was a 'good husband and father'. And Andrei Romanovich Chikatilo (Russian: Андрей Романович Чикатило, Ukrainian: Андрій Романович Чикатило; 16 October 1936 – 14 February 1994) was a Soviet serial killer, nicknamed the Butcher of Rostov, the Red Ripper, and the Rostov Ripper, who committed the sexual assault, murder, and mutilation of at least 52 women. Both Russian, go figure.

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        •   ketamine<3 June 21, 2018

          Every one is unique. The brutality of how they killed is the differential factor. I just always found it peculiar that Fish sent those letters.

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          •   burfurger June 22, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            I have never heard of Fish before. Thanks for the info. My interest is now piqued! I need to find a book on him if there is one. If you want to read about Chikatilo you should check out the book Hunting the Devil. Really delves into his life and how he got to be what he was and what fucked up things he did. Really disturbing.

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            •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

              @burfurger I'll check it out. When I was in school I wanted to be a criminal psychologist, but mainly studying serial killers. I was always fascinated by why they started getting the impulse to kill and why they chose the fashion in which they killed. And further if they would continue fucking the corpse or ate them. I've read many books about it but I wanted to sit down and talk to them one on one, maybe get a better idea.

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            •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

              @burfurger oh I forgot to thank you! Where are my manners... thank you for the info I will certainly check them out, I've mostly read about American serial killers, but I will learn more today :)

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            •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

              @burfurger holy shit I read up on both via Wikipedia, but Chikatilo I really took an interest in as he stated he couldn't resist the urges, and could only ejaculate when stabbing someone in the abdomen. That is fascinating to me.. thank you again. I'm going to do more reading now.

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              •   burfurger June 23, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                Its been a long time since I read the book, I could be not remembering right, but I thought he would put his limp weener in the incision to get off. Among other depraved things.

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                •   burfurger June 23, 2018

                  @burfurger and you are welcome!e! :-)

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                •   ketamine<3 June 23, 2018

                  @burfurger he couldn't hold an erection without stabbing and drinking the blood of his victims from what I've read. He may have fucked the wounds but that wasn't mentioned in the Wikipedia page. I can understand why that would be left out. Either way he is way more disturbing than I was prepared for. I thought I had read into some shit but this guy is on the top of my list of wanting to know more about.

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  • the man June 21, 2018

    I wonered what happened to the people on MH 370 .

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  • the man June 21, 2018

    Anthony Bourdain's new recipe. Too Soon ?

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  • donpaulwood June 21, 2018

    Fake fake fakesville fakerstein

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  • peaks June 21, 2018

    Niggers will eat Anything except pussy.

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  • ss24 June 21, 2018

    An arm and a leg doesn't get you much anymore

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  • rileydevil June 21, 2018

    Finger licking good ?

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  •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

    Goff wants dibs on the asshole...

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  • letmefindout June 22, 2018

    His baloney had a first name it's O-s-c-a-r

    His baloney had a second name it's P-e-r-e-z

    They love to eat it every day

    and if you ask them why they say...

    'cause Oscar Perez just has a way

    to cook his b-o-l-o-g-n-a

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  • tbcxtc June 22, 2018

    Idiots have no culinary skills . Should be cooked slow and low for about 3 hours till meat falls of the skull

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  • juliousp85 June 22, 2018

    Thats 4 fake right????

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  • lemwad June 22, 2018

    Simmer down, Stu.

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  • 4b4 June 22, 2018

    This shit looks not real idk why

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    • nesty September 2, 2018

      @4b4 the corpse have 2 right hands

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  • subotaii June 22, 2018

    Good alternative to KFC I suppose

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  • juggernaad June 22, 2018

    This doesnt fit in the airfryer

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  • awoo56709 June 22, 2018

    i said it before and ill say it again. Nobody would eat the head that has no meat and for no reason skip the torso. The torso doesn't sell in Halloween stores aswell as the limbs do. This is fake both of them are right arms the are made of plastic that's why they didn't add water because they would float.

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    • ruzin June 23, 2018

      @awoo56709 could be more than one victim.

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  • kojaksbozak June 22, 2018

    Two right hands??

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  • albertmag June 22, 2018

    Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."

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  • ruzin June 23, 2018

    Could of butchered it a bit better tbh.

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  • garlicfarts June 25, 2018

    They're cooking long pig...

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  • ranger4 June 27, 2018

    Wow eat boys always get that little extra lol

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  • logansrun June 29, 2018

    Has to be fake, Where's the Hot Sauce?? You know damn well his black ass ain't gonna eat a brother without Hot Sauce!!

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  • logansrun June 29, 2018

    I guess we now know what happened to Leroy Jenkins......

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  • lilsuz July 1, 2018

    'Hey, mon. I come for da bar b q. Not to be one.'

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  • mrmassey July 5, 2018

    As Gordon Ramsey would say: "IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!"

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  • mylifesucks July 20, 2018

    Mc Donalds hello?

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  • nword_norton September 23, 2018

    Little bit of Worcestershire sauce...

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  • raulharry85 September 28, 2018

    hey mom

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