HOW TO STOP A CROCODILE ATTACK LIKE A FUCKIN BOSS

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  • working4theweekend June 22, 2018

    There’s nothing Tarzan won’t do for Jane

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    • tbcxtc June 22, 2018

      @working4theweekend Jane could swim , he is a poes

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    •   luvthick June 22, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      I think he was saving Bane! It's a brave new world out there champ.

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      • frank n. stein June 22, 2018

        After further review of the video by millions… and millions… of internet users all around the world, it appears the gator to be a fake, remote-controlled one used as a prank.

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        • letmefindout June 22, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          Thanks. Now I am amazingly suspicious of Cheetah.

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        •   luvthick June 22, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          Fuck! Tarzan looked so cool in slow-mo!

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          • prolurkercrazy June 23, 2018

            @luvthick,

            Crocks are Auzzi monsters, right? @Ouch got some serious air protecting @Quack Quack

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  • j diesel June 22, 2018

    That's a bad motherfucker

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  • tbcxtc June 22, 2018

    That was more fake then Some OC boobs ... The croc was floating like a piece of styrofoam

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    •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

      @tbcxtc all you'd see are nostrils and eye shine..

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  • fukinyourmom June 22, 2018

    That's not fake AT ALL.

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  •   nybadguy June 22, 2018

    Me Tarzan I save friend

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  •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

    Next he goes on a Walk-a-bout.

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  • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

    They made a fake vid and its on CS congrats.

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  • bullfist June 22, 2018

    Badddassssss

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  •   mr_krabs June 22, 2018

    What a croc of shit.

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  •   fistermister June 22, 2018

    Even if it was fake, that was a kick-ass move!

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    • letmefindout June 22, 2018

      @fistermister

      Where is the Rock and the "People's Elbow" when you need them

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  • frank n. stein June 22, 2018

    Damn! BEAST mode!!

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  • c-3po June 22, 2018

    Fake!

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  • kojaksbozak June 22, 2018

    I thought Jimmi SuperFly Snuka was dead.... Hes been hanging out with elvis and 2 pac...

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  •   lafind June 22, 2018

    He's just feeding the croc, dumbass for dinner.

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  • fedupmonster June 22, 2018

    What's with the fake videos lately? Is that yesterday's Papier-mâché cannibal cousin?

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  • cubbage June 22, 2018

    That's awesome, I'm gonna go try this now.

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  • suckadicksince12 June 22, 2018

    Cgi

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    • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

      @suckadicksince12 , not even more like dollar tree blow up.

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  •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

    If a real crocodile was in the water with you and wanted you for lunch, you wouldn't stand a chance. Those fuckers are quick especially in the water.

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    • airsporter June 22, 2018

      @ketamine<3 + They are not exactly sluggardly on land either.

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      •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

        @airsporter no not really your right, I read that you should run in a zig-zag pattern to confuse them and hopefully get away on land. In water your fucked though.

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  •   burfurger June 22, 2018

    Yeah. fake. Croc's heads don't bob up n down and roll with the waves.

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  • cs-admi_natzi June 22, 2018

    The head looked fake. The way it bobbed with the wake of his jump wasn't right either. And yes I am Dick Tracey

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  •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

    WHAT HAPPENED TO NO ANIMALS IN USER UPLOADS?!

    oh wait... this isn't user uploads... my bad... sorry...

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    •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      My heart bleeds for you. .

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      •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Huh? Why? What happened? What'd I miss?

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    •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 i think the idea behind that rule is so no one tapes themselves hurting, killing, or fucking with any animals or getting hurt/killed them selves just to submit a video. idk that's how I take it anyway. but this isn't even a real animal so there's that...

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  • airsporter June 22, 2018

    Thats some idiot with a fake croc head...A real one would have attacked his bollocks from below and made like a fidget spinner!

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  • He went macho man Randy Savage on that motherfucker

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    •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

      @superbadasssweetdaddyjones OOOOHH YEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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  • mr.spine June 22, 2018

    He needs a balls of steel award

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  • rileydevil June 22, 2018

    Pussy,

    Crocodile Dundee would have already had the croc skinned all in the same movement,

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  • canlib June 22, 2018

    The old blue balls croc block fakie trick

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  •   ogsabertooth June 22, 2018

    FAKE as an Obama food stamp

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  •   ouch June 22, 2018

    What a crock

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  • dibs June 23, 2018

    And they said watching wrestling wouldn't save your life one day.

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  • xenomorph June 23, 2018

    Give that man a fucking beer someone, he is now elevated to the level of fucking legend.

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  • cockpuncher June 24, 2018

    That's some Happy Gilmore shit. Bastard tried to kill chubbs!

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  • behenchod June 25, 2018

    not real croc

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  • heaven_x_hell August 6, 2018

    Another fake wrestle mania stunt entertainment

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