2018'S GREATEST LOVE STORY

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Nominee for Romantic Comedy of the Year

  •   lafind June 22, 2018

    Russian Bang Bus.

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    • sirfuckalot June 26, 2018

      @lafind It's Czech Bang Bus...

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  • boab71 June 22, 2018

    Her tits are fucking awesome.

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  •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

    I don't get porn. They do all that fuckin just to blow their load jerkin off! Thats what the mouth and clams for..

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    •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

      @wallawilly i agree, but porn isnt for their enjoyment its for other peoples so they want to show the money shot.

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      • mcgillicuddy June 22, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Ket, you're talking to someone with either literal holes in his brain or little tumors scattered throughout his brain... or both.

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    • mcgillicuddy June 22, 2018

      @wallawilly

      "I don't get (insert any noun)."

      ——sbobitcha

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      •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

        @mcgillicuddy

        Wasting your energy to get banned again? You're such a fag. Do the world a favor and shoot yourself!!! Goff, the penis leach..

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        • mcgillicuddy June 22, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Your frantic, violent words back up my medical theory.

          Ho-hum...

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    •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

      @wallawilly

      always bothered me... fuck her mouth till your ready. Why pull out and jack off for 10 seconds even?

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      •   wallawilly June 22, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Exactly! She earned what I'm about to give her..

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        •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

          @wallawilly

          exactly. And I'm in porn. I've earned the right to never jack off again basically...

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          • letmefindout June 22, 2018

            @iwantagoodhj247

            Gotta love the classics. The pump and dump never goes out of style.

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            •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

              @letmefindout

              One of my all time fav moves went out in the 70s...pull out, dump on belly or ass, reinsert and pump till softening...

              I try to duplicate as often as possible...

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  • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

    Oh if I had a nickel for every time that happen to me.

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    •   burfurger June 22, 2018

      @hellzyeah

      So you have a quarter?

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      • hellzyeah June 22, 2018

        @burfurger , I wish!

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  •   burfurger June 22, 2018

    That van gotta smell like vodka, B.O., boiled potatoes and the smell of birch tar.

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  •   fistermister June 22, 2018

    What's the definition of eternity? The minute you cum and the time it takes her to get the fuck out!

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  • smoothblue333 June 22, 2018

    Best ending ever

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  •   luvthick June 22, 2018

    What a POS! What's with the tossing the pussy in the street shit?

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    •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

      @luvthick it's fake dude, there's a car around the corner to pick her up. I know you've seen the American version "bang bus", they do the same shit.

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      •   luvthick June 22, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        So you've done this before, huh! When you pick her up in the car, do you get a blow job then toss her out again?

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        •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

          @luvthick of course! no dude I just proofread the scripts so I know what's up

          ;)

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          •   fistermister June 22, 2018

            @ketamine<3 That response to luvthik, was Standing Ovation! ...And all this time I thought you looked like a 'FAG'! You seem to know a lot about the Sex industry! ….You scare me bro, but I like that shit!!!!!! Show me more, brother!

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            •   ketamine<3 June 22, 2018

              @fistermister lol dude I honestly don't know how to take that but I'm not afraid to be me. I'll continue being me until the day I die. I've dated a handful of nymphos so I've gotten into some weird stuff. Sex conventions and shit. You run into all kinds of people at those things. I'm not sure why you would label me a "fag". Eh.. to each their own I suppose.

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              •   luvthick June 23, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                What are these sex conventions you mentioned? Other inquisitive minds would like to know...

                ;-)

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                •   ketamine<3 June 23, 2018

                  @luvthick there are people that rent out an entire hotel and ballroom, and you buy tickets to go and rent a room. The whole purpose of it is to be your sexual self freely without anyone judging you. Like say your into bondage, you can walk around in leather and tied up and meet others dressed up also or simply leave your room door open and that's an open invitation for anyone to come in, watch, or join in the orgy. You see all kinds of fetishes. Fucking furries everywhere, drugs openly being done it's pretty neat. No taking pictures is allowed. So your free to be yourself and not worry about being judged by anyone or anything. I'd say do it at least once in your lifetime dude. Even if your with the Mrs.. it's a blast.

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                  •   ketamine<3 June 23, 2018

                    @ketamine<3 drugs openly being done may be wrong, probly because I was openly doing said drugs it seemed that way but the whole point is to express your sexuality freely. It's a lot of fun dude. Judging by a visit (or 3) to your mansion you'd definitely enjoy yourself.

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                    •   sarge07 June 23, 2018

                      @ketamine<3

                      drugs are not tolerated at the conventions.

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                      •   ketamine<3 June 23, 2018

                        @sarge07 yeah I do remember being told that but there were plenty of people willing to do them.. just close the door. Hence my correction to my original statement. It was 4 years ago when I went with a gal. Dressed up in tight black leather. Down at Hotel Congress. You know what I'm talking about ;)

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                      •   luvthick June 23, 2018

                        @sarge07

                        Sarge, you been to these conventions?

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                  •   luvthick June 23, 2018

                    @ketamine<3

                    I'm sure it's a crazy experience, but I'll never know where to find them.

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                    •   ketamine<3 June 23, 2018

                      @luvthick you have the internet right at your fingertips.. that's all you need. I promise you won't regret it. Just google your city (or maybe a bigger city near you) and " fetish ball", something will come up. Tucson ( where I live) isn't that big and they have them here so they have to do it near you.

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            •   luvthick June 23, 2018

              @fistermister

              Looking for a role in the adult industry?

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          •   luvthick June 23, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            Hahaha! +

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        •   lafind June 25, 2018

          @luvthick Right then the next guy picks her up on his motorcycle and it continues.

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  • airsporter June 22, 2018

    I know its corny- But I think I prefer Winslet and Caprio on the bow of the Titanic when I see Romance in the title.

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    • fiddledeedee June 22, 2018

      @airsporter

      I agree, but "Romance" is a sketchy term around here.

      I'd prefer the romance of Winslet bouncing on my cock, but that's just me.

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      •   HJ247 June 22, 2018

        @fiddledeedee

        yes. I like your romance better...

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  •   mr_krabs June 22, 2018

    Free hugs isn’t a very good business plan.

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  •   ouch June 22, 2018

    I'm the one that feel like he got FUCKED watching that shit!

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  • rasriff June 22, 2018

    Bangbus did it 15 years ago, Russian fags.

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  • xxxmass June 22, 2018

    Thank-you Cum Again.

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  •   luvthick June 23, 2018

    I did not see those big tits coming, she covered them well.

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  •   nybadguy June 23, 2018

    Nothing better then a dumb hoe with big tits

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  • hangfire June 23, 2018

    Nice natural titties!

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  • princesskittenpants June 23, 2018

    Still a better love story than Twilight

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  • behenchod June 25, 2018

    original video link?

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  • keysersoze9515 June 26, 2018

    This whis probably the cause of 1 of the crash videos on here waving her tig ol' bitties at the driver behind them.

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