fuck her !
Most definitely fuck her!.....with an ass like that she can paint her face any way she likes!
@themistoklis Yup,, Again and again...
@themistoklis you fuck her til she bleeds ,then fuck her for bleeding!!!
No penis? Roll her face down and fuck her again of course...
Well, I sure as hell don't stick my cock in it's mouth.
Fuck it in the ass then kill it with fire.
The first thing I’d do is clean the paint off my bed sheets.
That's why you're still a virgin...
Stop bullying me.
@mr_krabs he's got a keyboard, he knows he's safe ;) lol
don't get saucy béarnaise, I have a keyboard and know how to use it
Which reminds me...
Did you use the tweezers I gave you to remove your pubes from in-between the keys?
@sarge07 oh behave... lol
@sarge07 I had to google that béarnaise, don't know that I've ever had it. I'm afraid of your keyboard cause as far as I know your my neighbor lol.
that's a line from Mel Brooks' History Of The World Part One
@sarge07 ahh. Must not have seen it. ill have to check it out. I like Mel Brooks' movies.
Check out Blazing Saddles. His best movie by far. Try making a movie like that nowadays...! Holy shit!
@iwantagoodhj247 now I've seen Blazing Saddles and I agree, awesome movie lol. They definitely don't make em like they used to.
any of Mel's movies would be boycotted by the dbags
@sarge07 its good to be the king!
Count da Money? Count De Mo NAy, DE Mo Nay
The jig is up!
... And gone!
Just kidding John Denver jr.! You know I luv ya!
Get pissed at her for stinking up my karaoke microphone
Flip it over & smash the backdoors in
@chained cat hell yeah that's what I'm talking about!
Uh, you fuck her till she screams that she wants to dress like Alice in Wonderland of course...
I say thank you
@ouch please cum again.
Roll over and fuck her again.
Kill it with fire
Run for your life
Fuck her - if she still doesn't say a word..? Then Marry the bitch.
I would thank her father for all the abuse and get in there!
Not into that emo kinda shit, but I'd smash
Fuck the ass off her and tell Avril Lavigne to focus on her career
I'd yell for my husband to get this crazy whore outta my house!!
@frank n. stein
WTF is your avatar?
brownstar & manberries
Looks like it was dragged up in the Last trawl.....
that's one fugly mermaid
I'm more disturbed by the pink teddy bear. She's a stage 4 clinger.
I'd wonder what the fuck happened my wife, then I fuck her
Kill it, then Fuck it!
@luvthick never took you for a necrophiliac.. interesting.
Absolutely Not. But with a creature like that, it's better to be safe than sorry.
@luvthick oh ok, had me worried about ya ;)
What do I do?. . . . Look to see if I still have my junk.
First I'll Eat her pussy till she cum's over and over than Fuck EVERY HOLE.!!!!!
@2lolo That escalated quickly
a paper bag job! Just put its head in a paper bag and the rest is a no brainer
plastic bag & ziptie
@sarge07 hey let's add a shovel, duct tape, and a drunk friend to count on for a solid alibi
Let her fuck me instead
Is that Kota from back in the day?
Ya fuck her, make her breakfast, ask for her number, call her a cab and wake up next to her again next Saturday.
Hit it again!!! Then brag about it!!!
Fucking her and choking her... might just smack her in the back of the head too
Fucking smoking hot.....
Wonder how she got out of the cage in the basement
What do i do??? I give her a swift medium punch to the left side of her face. Then as shes laying on her back on the floor i get on top of her with my left hand tighlty on her throat and proceed to rapefuck the life out of her pretty little pussy until she cant take it anymore..
You don't have many 2nd dates do you.
@burfurger second dates? Who said anything about a first date? I typically just slip a little something in a random chicks drink and snatch her up from the back alley..
Well considering how weak her masturbation game is, I'd show her the damn door and boot her ass out.
I'd start off by asking her how's she's been doing since her Mortal Kombat days.
Fuck it , get it pregant and trap it for life.
Bust one more nut before I jet.
Nothing a pillowcase can’t fix, I’d fuck it, twice.
I would stick my tongue so far up that ass i would need a Kleenex to wipe the buggers off of it.
Fuck her three ways from Sunday and give her my own face paint job!!
Fuck her right in the mouth
@nybadguy isn't it "fuck her right in the pussy"?
@ketamine<3 mouth first to shut them up.
@nybadguy oh shit hahaha I'll agree there my friend!
Mama didnt try very hard with this one
I would fuck her, hard!
As long as she's of age!
id hit it
Make her sweat the paint off...
Way better looking than some of the girls I have woken up next too
pull out my 2 incher and start wackin
you possess an actual sprite ?
Well what else would I do? I would fuck her!
Is it wrong I was fixated on the pink bear in the background?
sorry dude, please seek help, LOL
@sarge07 heh heh +1
Wipe off the cobwebs, then "bone" her till the clowns come home.
ATM to start with and then top it off with a frosting of de'clam
Horny is as horny does
Fuck the shit out of her
Halloween cums early so hopefully I dont, but first I will trick her then treat her like shit
Nice beef curtains, devil bitch!
I think I speak for all men when I say that we fuck her brain in.
when your alone at home and you do some extra ordinary things
Thought Tom Hardy was the new Venom? Eh, whatever, just as good I guess *fap fap fap*
Avril Lavigne Is that you?
I want to screw her in the chair at my dentist's office, during business hours. With people walking by.
Be really shy turn the other way just lay there till she leaves, probably beat my meat later.
Skullfuck her until the paint on her face and those obnoxious teeth fade away !
How many of you fags talking shit jerked off to her?
Probably several. But how much spooge do you swallow every night?
I'd lick every hole in her body
I'd fuck Her...
I feel like this is the female Finn Baylor or Tim Burton ' wife.
Id eat her ass and cookie like the night before.
She's SOOO hot!
Wake up? Pretty sure I wouldn't be sleeping if she was in my bed!
fuck her again., and again, and again, untill I don't give a fuck anymore and throw her out.
I'd let her eat my Ass!
i'll fuck the shit out of it.......!
I'll be happy to Wake Up Every Morning next to her. I LOVE SLUTS.!!!!
Fuck it, feed it some souls, fuck it again, let it kill my annoying ex, fuck it, marry it, then fuck it some more.