WAKE UP NEXT TO THIS SATURDAY MORNING. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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  • themistoklis June 26, 2018

    fuck her !

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    •   GrimmWilder June 26, 2018

      @themistoklis

      Most definitely fuck her!.....with an ass like that she can paint her face any way she likes!

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    •   goodster June 26, 2018

      @themistoklis Yup,, Again and again...

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    • kojaksbozak June 28, 2018

      @themistoklis you fuck her til she bleeds ,then fuck her for bleeding!!!

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  •   HJ247 June 26, 2018

    No penis? Roll her face down and fuck her again of course...

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    • letmefindout June 26, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      Well, I sure as hell don't stick my cock in it's mouth.

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  • mclovin510 June 26, 2018

    Fuck it in the ass then kill it with fire.

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  •   mr_krabs June 26, 2018

    The first thing I’d do is clean the paint off my bed sheets.

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    •   HJ247 June 26, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      That's why you're still a virgin...

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      •   mr_krabs June 26, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Stop bullying me.

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        •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

          @mr_krabs he's got a keyboard, he knows he's safe ;) lol

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          •   sarge07 June 26, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            don't get saucy béarnaise, I have a keyboard and know how to use it

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            • ja-crispy June 26, 2018

              @sarge07

              Which reminds me...

              Did you use the tweezers I gave you to remove your pubes from in-between the keys?

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            •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

              @sarge07 oh behave... lol

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            •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

              @sarge07 I had to google that béarnaise, don't know that I've ever had it. I'm afraid of your keyboard cause as far as I know your my neighbor lol.

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              •   sarge07 June 26, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                that's a line from Mel Brooks' History Of The World Part One

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                •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

                  @sarge07 ahh. Must not have seen it. ill have to check it out. I like Mel Brooks' movies.

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                  •   HJ247 June 26, 2018

                    @ketamine<3

                    Check out Blazing Saddles. His best movie by far. Try making a movie like that nowadays...! Holy shit!

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                    •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

                      @iwantagoodhj247 now I've seen Blazing Saddles and I agree, awesome movie lol. They definitely don't make em like they used to.

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                    •   sarge07 June 27, 2018

                      @iwantagoodhj247

                      any of Mel's movies would be boycotted by the dbags

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                •   burfurger June 27, 2018

                  @sarge07 its good to be the king!

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                  •   sarge07 June 27, 2018

                    @burfurger

                    Count da Money? Count De Mo NAy, DE Mo Nay

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                    •   burfurger June 27, 2018

                      @sarge07

                      The jig is up!

                      ... And gone!

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        •   HJ247 June 26, 2018

          @mr_krabs

          Just kidding John Denver jr.! You know I luv ya!

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  • hellzyeah June 26, 2018

    Get pissed at her for stinking up my karaoke microphone

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    • alexive June 26, 2018

      @hellzyeah lol

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  • chained cat June 26, 2018

    Flip it over & smash the backdoors in

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    •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

      @chained cat hell yeah that's what I'm talking about!

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  • txdo_msk June 26, 2018

    Uh, you fuck her till she screams that she wants to dress like Alice in Wonderland of course...

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  •   ouch June 26, 2018

    I say thank you

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  •   lafind June 26, 2018

    Roll over and fuck her again.

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  •   sarge07 June 26, 2018

    Kill it with fire

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  • working4theweekend June 26, 2018

    Run for your life

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  • xxxmass June 26, 2018

    Fuck her - if she still doesn't say a word..? Then Marry the bitch.

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  • dracoko4757 June 26, 2018

    I would thank her father for all the abuse and get in there!

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  • forcekeen June 26, 2018

    Not into that emo kinda shit, but I'd smash

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  • pickdickle June 26, 2018

    Fuck the ass off her and tell Avril Lavigne to focus on her career

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  • frank n. stein June 26, 2018

    I'd yell for my husband to get this crazy whore outta my house!!

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    •   luvthick June 26, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      WTF is your avatar?

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      •   sarge07 June 26, 2018

        @luvthick

        brownstar & manberries

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  • airsporter June 26, 2018

    Looks like it was dragged up in the Last trawl.....

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    •   sarge07 June 26, 2018

      @airsporter

      that's one fugly mermaid

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  • tsavo June 26, 2018

    I'm more disturbed by the pink teddy bear. She's a stage 4 clinger.

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  • ob1 June 26, 2018

    I'd wonder what the fuck happened my wife, then I fuck her

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  •   luvthick June 26, 2018

    Kill it, then Fuck it!

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    •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

      @luvthick never took you for a necrophiliac.. interesting.

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      •   luvthick June 26, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Absolutely Not. But with a creature like that, it's better to be safe than sorry.

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  • sleeko June 26, 2018

    What do I do?. . . . Look to see if I still have my junk.

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  • 2lolo June 26, 2018

    First I'll Eat her pussy till she cum's over and over than Fuck EVERY HOLE.!!!!!

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  • rouge_et_blanc June 26, 2018

    a paper bag job! Just put its head in a paper bag and the rest is a no brainer

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    •   sarge07 June 26, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc

      plastic bag & ziptie

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      •   ketamine<3 June 26, 2018

        @sarge07 hey let's add a shovel, duct tape, and a drunk friend to count on for a solid alibi

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  • prod June 26, 2018

    Let her fuck me instead

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  • intylerwetrust June 26, 2018

    Is that Kota from back in the day?

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  •   burfurger June 26, 2018

    Ya fuck her, make her breakfast, ask for her number, call her a cab and wake up next to her again next Saturday.

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  • paintman55 June 26, 2018

    Hit it again!!! Then brag about it!!!

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  •   truckingman June 26, 2018

    RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • smoothblue333 June 26, 2018

    Fucking her and choking her... might just smack her in the back of the head too

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  • biff wadslinger June 26, 2018

    Fucking smoking hot.....

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  • thisisnooasis June 26, 2018

    Wonder how she got out of the cage in the basement

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  • hairry-mcballstein June 26, 2018

    What do i do??? I give her a swift medium punch to the left side of her face. Then as shes laying on her back on the floor i get on top of her with my left hand tighlty on her throat and proceed to rapefuck the life out of her pretty little pussy until she cant take it anymore..

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    •   burfurger June 27, 2018

      @hairry-mcballstein

      You don't have many 2nd dates do you.

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      • hairry-mcballstein June 29, 2018

        @burfurger second dates? Who said anything about a first date? I typically just slip a little something in a random chicks drink and snatch her up from the back alley..

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  • keysersoze9515 June 26, 2018

    Well considering how weak her masturbation game is, I'd show her the damn door and boot her ass out.

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  • candle June 26, 2018

    I'd start off by asking her how's she's been doing since her Mortal Kombat days.

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  • studd3rz June 26, 2018

    Fuck it , get it pregant and trap it for life.

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  • captjim June 26, 2018

    Bust one more nut before I jet.

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  • doc_ock June 26, 2018

    Nothing a pillowcase can’t fix, I’d fuck it, twice.

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  •   acairman June 26, 2018

    I would stick my tongue so far up that ass i would need a Kleenex to wipe the buggers off of it.

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  • pnut butta June 26, 2018

    Fuck her three ways from Sunday and give her my own face paint job!!

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  •   nybadguy June 26, 2018

    Fuck her right in the mouth

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    •   ketamine<3 June 27, 2018

      @nybadguy isn't it "fuck her right in the pussy"?

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      •   nybadguy June 27, 2018

        @ketamine<3 mouth first to shut them up.

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        •   ketamine<3 June 27, 2018

          @nybadguy oh shit hahaha I'll agree there my friend!

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  • blowback51 June 26, 2018

    Mama didnt try very hard with this one

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  • elmjr June 26, 2018

    I would fuck her, hard!

    As long as she's of age!

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  • fatlarry June 26, 2018

    id hit it

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  • mr.spine June 26, 2018

    Make her sweat the paint off...

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  • cortina June 26, 2018

    Way better looking than some of the girls I have woken up next too

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  • tyler sinnott June 26, 2018

    pull out my 2 incher and start wackin

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    • dickramsey June 27, 2018

      you possess an actual sprite ?

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  • gandog56 June 27, 2018

    Well what else would I do? I would fuck her!

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  • prolurkercrazy June 27, 2018

    Is it wrong I was fixated on the pink bear in the background?

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  • crockful June 27, 2018

    Wipe off the cobwebs, then "bone" her till the clowns come home.

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  • danktank07 June 27, 2018

    Rape it

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  • dickramsey June 27, 2018

    ATM to start with and then top it off with a frosting of de'clam

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  • captaingrapedaddy June 27, 2018

    Horny is as horny does

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  • b3astm4n4u June 27, 2018

    Fuck the shit out of her

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  • pervypeter June 27, 2018

    Halloween cums early so hopefully I dont, but first I will trick her then treat her like shit

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  •   spider-man June 27, 2018

    Nice beef curtains, devil bitch!

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  • bullfist June 27, 2018

    I think I speak for all men when I say that we fuck her brain in.

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  • behenchod June 27, 2018

    when your alone at home and you do some extra ordinary things

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  • shithawk June 27, 2018

    Thought Tom Hardy was the new Venom? Eh, whatever, just as good I guess *fap fap fap*

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  • vulgartip June 27, 2018

    Avril Lavigne Is that you?

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  • fiddledeedee June 27, 2018

    I want to screw her in the chair at my dentist's office, during business hours. With people walking by.

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  • awoo56709 June 27, 2018

    Be really shy turn the other way just lay there till she leaves, probably beat my meat later.

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  • koopsta June 27, 2018

    Skullfuck her until the paint on her face and those obnoxious teeth fade away !

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  • roidragebitch June 27, 2018

    How many of you fags talking shit jerked off to her?

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    •   wallawilly June 27, 2018

      @roidragebitch

      Probably several. But how much spooge do you swallow every night?

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  • timmygroper666 June 27, 2018

    I'd lick every hole in her body

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  • thelonelyassassin June 27, 2018

    I'd fuck Her...

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  • cs-admi_natzi June 27, 2018

    I feel like this is the female Finn Baylor or Tim Burton ' wife.

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  • p00pysauce June 27, 2018

    Id eat her ass and cookie like the night before.

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  • wildlyhotguy June 27, 2018

    She's SOOO hot!

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  • romo27 June 27, 2018

    Wake up? Pretty sure I wouldn't be sleeping if she was in my bed!

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  • bedpaneddie June 27, 2018

    Fucking hot

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  • worff June 28, 2018

    fuck her again., and again, and again, untill I don't give a fuck anymore and throw her out.

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  • bootysniffer June 28, 2018

    pound it

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  • logansrun June 29, 2018

    I'd let her eat my Ass!

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  • crazybro July 2, 2018

    amazin

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  • choigame4fun July 16, 2018

    i'll fuck the shit out of it.......!

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  • 2lolo August 4, 2018

    I'll be happy to Wake Up Every Morning next to her. I LOVE SLUTS.!!!!

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  • xoloseof January 15, 2019

    Fuck it, feed it some souls, fuck it again, let it kill my annoying ex, fuck it, marry it, then fuck it some more.

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