MY WIFE GOES 0-100

noturhuckleberry
122,101 Views 2 weeks ago

next time I put it to 11 and make her squirt a CS logo on the floor

  •   burfurger June 28, 2018

    Yeah, if she can take that she can handle a CS logo written in lipstick on her ass. Until then,its just random porn. But that machine would be good for punching squirrels off my deck.

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    • airsporter June 28, 2018

      @burfurger what sort of Man are you?

      Ccant you right hook a squirrel off your own decking?

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      •   burfurger June 28, 2018

        @airsporter

        the sort of man who would really enjoy seeing a squirrel being punched by a dildo.

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        • txdo_msk June 28, 2018

          @burfurger i second that. I'll take a piece of that action.

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          •   lafind June 28, 2018

            @txdo_msk Are you wandering around burfurger's deck with the squirlels?

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    • mr_krabs June 28, 2018

      @burfurger

      Maybe if you stopped leaving your nuts out then the squirrels would leave you alone.

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    • underpants June 28, 2018

      @burfurger You have squirrels shaped like vaginas on your deck?

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      •   burfurger June 28, 2018

        @underpants

        Mainly vaginas shaped like squirrels.

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    • ambermay June 28, 2018

      @burfurger That gave me a nice chuckle

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    • working4theweekend June 28, 2018

      @burfurger I want footage of you chasing squirrels with a motorized dildo

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      •   burfurger June 30, 2018

        @working4theweekend

        It'll have to be a re-enactment. CS & cory don't allow no animals in the user uploads :-)

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  • pickdickle June 28, 2018

    The floor was wetter than after washing the dog

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    •   burfurger June 28, 2018

      @pickdickle

      I think you just came up with the new name for a sex maneuver/position we didn't know existed. "Washing the Dog". CS challenge.... find a clip to match this title!

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      • pickdickle June 28, 2018

        @burfurger I'm afraid of what they might come up with

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  • 72jayd June 28, 2018

    Even the machine gets limp dick and don’t know where to go.

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  • cubbage June 28, 2018

    She's lucky it can't slip out and go into her ass at that speed. Too floppy!

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    •   lafind June 28, 2018

      @cubbage Now that would wake her up, straighten her ass right out!

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    • fuhq June 29, 2018

      @cubbage well, that would be fun

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  • airsporter June 28, 2018

    Not exactly up there with I.K.Brunel is he?

    Call me an engineering snob if you like.

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 June 28, 2018

      @airsporter

      I prefer Chris Dunn myself...

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      • frank n. stein June 28, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        I prefer Rajesh Koothrapalli & Howard Wolowitz

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    • fiddledeedee June 29, 2018

      @airsporter

      I had to look up I. K. Brunel.

      Coincidentally, Brunel designed the Maidenhead Bridge, (Cue the Beavis and Butthead laughs - uh heh heh) and the Box Tunnel (Ahh huhhuh!)

      Brunel is also noted for introducing the "broad" gauge (he said "broad" uh huh) in place of the standard gauge on the rail line.

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      • airsporter June 29, 2018

        @fiddledeedee Hi

        He was a genius of his time.....It was just that simple reciprocating linkage that prompted me to think we hadnt advanced very far stuffing a plastic dick in and out of her Mary.

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  • stinkburger June 28, 2018

    Meh only Japanese anime tentacle porn does it for me these days.

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    •   burfurger June 28, 2018

      @stinkburger that's a mighty narrow niche you got going there.

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  • dougtanner June 28, 2018

    Amazing....

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 28, 2018

    That is one sloppy pussy...

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  •   luvthick June 28, 2018

    How do you say "loose caboose" for a pussy, and make it sound just as smooth and descriptive .

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    •   burfurger June 28, 2018

      @luvthick

      Wobbly Womb?

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 June 28, 2018

      @luvthick

      Big fat nasty sloppy ugly gaping vagina?

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    •   lafind June 28, 2018

      @luvthick Wiggly Diggly

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      •   luvthick June 28, 2018

        I was going to say "She has an Indy 500!" But I guess the above submissions are just as good.

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  • sniperfox June 28, 2018

    Looks like us men are out of a job

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  • behenchod June 28, 2018

    wife of redneck

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    •   lafind June 28, 2018

      @behenchod Thank god I'm a country boy <-- borrowed from yesterday.

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  • vinnie_gunns June 28, 2018

    "my wife"

    condom on your wifes Vibrator???

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  • rouge_et_blanc June 28, 2018

    she gets used to that he ain't in with a chance afterwards as he can never do 100 thrusts a minute (?)

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  • danbus180 June 28, 2018

    Be funny if the cunt over loaded and couldn’t be stopped and got stuck up her arse

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  • mr_krabs June 28, 2018

    She’ll be prepared if she ever fucks The Flash.

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  • fanfucktastic June 28, 2018

    Sarah Conner warned us about this day.....

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  • jono 's back June 28, 2018

    Any chance the yank twat recording could shut the fuck up? We don't need a running commentary of what's going on.

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    •   dozer67 June 28, 2018

      @jono 's back 100% don't need to hear a dude total buzz kill

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  • hellzyeah June 28, 2018

    Archie Bunker giving dildo play by play.

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  •   ouch June 28, 2018

    Good girl.

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  • cacatanga June 28, 2018

    ....very nice....

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  •   dozer67 June 28, 2018

    Needs a dildo with a bigger set of nuts, I like to her that slapping sound.

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  • astrozorro June 28, 2018

    Robocuck?

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  •   stenchfart June 28, 2018

    ouch could pin the needle

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  • keysersoze9515 June 28, 2018

    Ok a few things to mention/ask,

    #1. Can you shut the hell up with the "blow by blow" commentary?

    #2. How bout moving the "Auto Fuck Machine 2000" up closer to her big sloppy puss, so it at least has half a chance of staying in that huge cavern?

    And #3, Get a bigger schlong, tie a stick around it so it can at least stay semi-erect when you attempt to do another video for our viewing pleasure or displeasure, depending on the quality of the new video.

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    •   burfurger June 28, 2018

      @keysersoze9515

      You need to be a porn director!

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      • keysersoze9515 June 30, 2018

        @burfurger Hahaha, thanks, years of dedication watching p orn. I'll take that as a compliment fine sir!!

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  • frank n. stein June 28, 2018

    I want one of those.

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  • intylerwetrust June 28, 2018

    Wtf is this? Is he some sort of ultimate beta cuck?

    Feel bad for this dude

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  • vulgartip June 28, 2018

    Let me under for some clit spit

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    •   maddog123 June 28, 2018

      If she can take all that ain't no man can tame that pussy cat

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  • whole June 28, 2018

    I like corn chips

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  • dickramsey June 28, 2018

    I'd love to cum over and cook, have a few drinks and some good smoke. Then you both could take turns choking me.

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  • gandog56 June 29, 2018

    Wow, a nearsighted dildo machine.

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  • fiddledeedee June 29, 2018

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  • muppet90 June 29, 2018

    I bet its been cocked more than a hillbillys gun

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  • muppet90 June 29, 2018

    I bet its been rogererd more than a policemans radio

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  • shithawk July 2, 2018

    Judging by his annoying accent, he is from Wisconsin. And now I know what Wisconsinites do when all the bars close and there are no cows to fuck.

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