next time I put it to 11 and make her squirt a CS logo on the floor
Yeah, if she can take that she can handle a CS logo written in lipstick on her ass. Until then,its just random porn. But that machine would be good for punching squirrels off my deck.
@burfurger what sort of Man are you?
Ccant you right hook a squirrel off your own decking?
the sort of man who would really enjoy seeing a squirrel being punched by a dildo.
@burfurger i second that. I'll take a piece of that action.
@txdo_msk Are you wandering around burfurger's deck with the squirlels?
Maybe if you stopped leaving your nuts out then the squirrels would leave you alone.
@burfurger You have squirrels shaped like vaginas on your deck?
Mainly vaginas shaped like squirrels.
@burfurger That gave me a nice chuckle
@burfurger I want footage of you chasing squirrels with a motorized dildo
It'll have to be a re-enactment. CS & cory don't allow no animals in the user uploads :-)
The floor was wetter than after washing the dog
I think you just came up with the new name for a sex maneuver/position we didn't know existed. "Washing the Dog". CS challenge.... find a clip to match this title!
@burfurger I'm afraid of what they might come up with
Even the machine gets limp dick and don’t know where to go.
She's lucky it can't slip out and go into her ass at that speed. Too floppy!
@cubbage Now that would wake her up, straighten her ass right out!
@cubbage well, that would be fun
Not exactly up there with I.K.Brunel is he?
Call me an engineering snob if you like.
I prefer Chris Dunn myself...
I prefer Rajesh Koothrapalli & Howard Wolowitz
@frank n. stein
In English please...
I had to look up I. K. Brunel.
Coincidentally, Brunel designed the Maidenhead Bridge, (Cue the Beavis and Butthead laughs - uh heh heh) and the Box Tunnel (Ahh huhhuh!)
Brunel is also noted for introducing the "broad" gauge (he said "broad" uh huh) in place of the standard gauge on the rail line.
He was a genius of his time.....It was just that simple reciprocating linkage that prompted me to think we hadnt advanced very far stuffing a plastic dick in and out of her Mary.
Meh only Japanese anime tentacle porn does it for me these days.
@stinkburger that's a mighty narrow niche you got going there.
That is one sloppy pussy...
How do you say "loose caboose" for a pussy, and make it sound just as smooth and descriptive .
Big fat nasty sloppy ugly gaping vagina?
@luvthick Wiggly Diggly
I was going to say "She has an Indy 500!" But I guess the above submissions are just as good.
Looks like us men are out of a job
wife of redneck
@behenchod Thank god I'm a country boy <-- borrowed from yesterday.
condom on your wifes Vibrator???
Easier clean up
@vinnie_gunns ever heard of anal?
Yeah. I keep my house spotless.
she gets used to that he ain't in with a chance afterwards as he can never do 100 thrusts a minute (?)
Be funny if the cunt over loaded and couldn’t be stopped and got stuck up her arse
She’ll be prepared if she ever fucks The Flash.
Sarah Conner warned us about this day.....
Any chance the yank twat recording could shut the fuck up? We don't need a running commentary of what's going on.
@jono 's back 100% don't need to hear a dude total buzz kill
Archie Bunker giving dildo play by play.
Needs a dildo with a bigger set of nuts, I like to her that slapping sound.
ouch could pin the needle
Ok a few things to mention/ask,
#1. Can you shut the hell up with the "blow by blow" commentary?
#2. How bout moving the "Auto Fuck Machine 2000" up closer to her big sloppy puss, so it at least has half a chance of staying in that huge cavern?
And #3, Get a bigger schlong, tie a stick around it so it can at least stay semi-erect when you attempt to do another video for our viewing pleasure or displeasure, depending on the quality of the new video.
You need to be a porn director!
@burfurger Hahaha, thanks, years of dedication watching p orn. I'll take that as a compliment fine sir!!
I want one of those.
Wtf is this? Is he some sort of ultimate beta cuck?
Feel bad for this dude
Let me under for some clit spit
If she can take all that ain't no man can tame that pussy cat
I like corn chips
I'd love to cum over and cook, have a few drinks and some good smoke. Then you both could take turns choking me.
Wow, a nearsighted dildo machine.
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I bet its been cocked more than a hillbillys gun
I bet its been rogererd more than a policemans radio
Judging by his annoying accent, he is from Wisconsin. And now I know what Wisconsinites do when all the bars close and there are no cows to fuck.