The posterior bottle rocket launch never seems to work. When will these people realize that they're supposed to rest the stick in their ass crack; not jam it in their asshole?
@highartfarts its funny because to get proper lift off they need to be relaxed as possible but soon as its lit they lock that balloon knot up ,like fort knox and they is zero chance inhell of pulling it out their as at that point...
this is the comment of the year right here, happy 4th
Yeah 2000 little Crackers on One big 200lb Cracker.
@highartfarts please explain it in greater detail ... slower and sexier
I like to watch them squirm in pain as fireworks burn and explode against their skin.
Stupid people make crazyshit possible.
@dizeer so stupid he tried to run from them even though he was wearing them
Thanks to all the vets who serve and served and died for our country so dumb fucks like these fucking retards can celebrate without even knowing why. Salute.
They’re certainly making good use of that independence.
@burfurger I love you
I love you too man. *Bro hug.
anybody with groovy sideburns like that should get blown up !!!!
I was going to say, with chops like that, you knew he was going to do something retarded...
Don't be mad or hate me, but only White People, 123 go~
@drewstl niggers are too busy stealing shit and running from cops and responsibility to play with fire works...
@drewstl not saying you're wrong...
@drewstl what's this " 123 go " shit, is that how high you can count you fucking stoned fuck ... ?
When you cut funding to ISIS they have to make do.
Are there any Americans that can explain what was supposed to happen in the first video? What was the successful outcome of setting off 2000 crackers against your body?
Some of us ain't none too bright over yonder. Iffin you see a redneck with mutton chops like that, that's not our best n brightest.
That IS our best and brightest... that's the problem!
@iwantagoodhj247 not all Trump supporters are like these two. But I'd bet the house that these 2 are Trump supporters.
I'm not so sure... these guys might think Ford is still running things... they're clearly missing a chromosome...
@iwantagoodhj247 extra chromosome...and yes. Or just a product of a state that pays their teachers 325 a week. Either or
@maga2020 $325 a week? Shit, my ex sister in law makes almost $70 k a year, in a Podunk southern county.
more like Maxine followers
@sarge07 wish I could upvote more!
I only see 2 cracker idiots.
is that your baby and baby mama ?
@dickramsey I'm proud every time I see them.
IRL I am an ER nurse. I can't fucking wait for work tonight. Fucking idiots.
show us that nurse pussy
You do know there are male nurses too. And seeing how there are no female CS members, he's just going to show you his cock.
First guy be stupid, second guy aspires to be as smart as the first. These guys will end up dead or in long term care, all for our viewing pleasure.
The first one was lame and gay, but the 2nd was funny.
The sideburns was his first bad decision
I guess that's ONE way of telling who's gay or at least a bottom. If the rocket ain't stuck, he down to fuck.
Thanks you two. For making CS possible.
Worst suicide bomber ever!!
best comment of the whole thread
I second that!
No ikts not two thousand crackers, its just ONE DUMB cracker
Not the way to get rid of anal warts
You know back in my day I did some really stupid shit... But I never thought of intentionally giving myself 3rd degree burns... the future is doomed...
Lol!++ How bout the Roman Candle wars and the Saturn Missle melee's! Great times..
yes indeed, and you won the war when you got a bottle rocket into the other guys "Big Bag O Fireworks" LOL then everyone ran for cover
Lol, damn rite!
Too bad they weren’t M80s
Yep mark it on the calendar IT's THE day it became GREAT AGAIN
Run forest run.
this is 2000 crackers,
no is only one cracker wearing a bunch of fireworks
Cant even count.....2001 including him....
Anyway what kind of sicko wants to sound like Playtime at a U.S. School?
Natural selection always works. Make us white folk proud
Simmylove the idiotic victim, from the second clip, had clench his anus in anticipating from fear of the "sky rocket's" exhaust would severely burn his skin as the "sky rocket" launched off his buttocks...
1. What in the MF" Blue Fuck you crazy Mother Fuck? 2. WTMF"PSYBF!!!!! MF"WHY??????
I see 2000 and 1 crackers!!!
Actually it's two thousand and one crackers.
I love it when the retards get into the fireworks
Post Malone has really lost it
Come on baby light my fire!
Actually, that was 2001 crackers.
No..just 1 cracker...1 really really dumb attention deprived cracker..
Its nice to see people going full on derp
funny I only see one CRACKER ? LOL .
This is what happens when you're on a steady diet of Tide pods.
S T U P I D
Gotta love the dumb asses! (Every pun intended.)
#2, thank you
secret ISIS training footage circa 2018 (colorized ) lol