TWO WAYS YOU CAN CELEBRATE THE 4TH OF JULY TODAY

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  • highartfarts July 4, 2018

    The posterior bottle rocket launch never seems to work. When will these people realize that they're supposed to rest the stick in their ass crack; not jam it in their asshole?

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    • kojaksbozak July 4, 2018

      @highartfarts its funny because to get proper lift off they need to be relaxed as possible but soon as its lit they lock that balloon knot up ,like fort knox and they is zero chance inhell of pulling it out their as at that point...

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      • greenshit July 4, 2018

        @kojaksbozak

        this is the comment of the year right here, happy 4th

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        • xxxmass July 4, 2018

          Yeah 2000 little Crackers on One big 200lb Cracker.

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    • dickramsey July 5, 2018

      @highartfarts please explain it in greater detail ... slower and sexier

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  • dizeer July 4, 2018

    I like to watch them squirm in pain as fireworks burn and explode against their skin.

    Stupid people make crazyshit possible.

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    • ob1 July 4, 2018

      @dizeer so stupid he tried to run from them even though he was wearing them

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  • the man July 4, 2018

    Fucking retards.

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  •   burfurger July 4, 2018

    Thanks to all the vets who serve and served and died for our country so dumb fucks like these fucking retards can celebrate without even knowing why. Salute.

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    • txdo_msk July 4, 2018

      @burfurger YW

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    •   mr_krabs July 4, 2018

      @burfurger

      They’re certainly making good use of that independence.

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    •   sarge07 July 4, 2018

      @burfurger

      amen

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    • dickramsey July 5, 2018

      @burfurger I love you

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      •   burfurger July 6, 2018

        @dickramsey

        I love you too man. *Bro hug.

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  • bigblackhead July 4, 2018

    anybody with groovy sideburns like that should get blown up !!!!

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    •   HJ247 July 4, 2018

      @bigblackhead

      I was going to say, with chops like that, you knew he was going to do something retarded...

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  • drewstl July 4, 2018

    Don't be mad or hate me, but only White People, 123 go~

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    • kojaksbozak July 4, 2018

      @drewstl niggers are too busy stealing shit and running from cops and responsibility to play with fire works...

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    • alohasnackbar July 4, 2018

      @drewstl not saying you're wrong...

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    • dickramsey July 5, 2018

      @drewstl what's this " 123 go " shit, is that how high you can count you fucking stoned fuck ... ?

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  • xenomorph July 4, 2018

    When you cut funding to ISIS they have to make do.

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  • bigrigbutters July 4, 2018

    Are there any Americans that can explain what was supposed to happen in the first video? What was the successful outcome of setting off 2000 crackers against your body?

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    •   burfurger July 4, 2018

      @bigrigbutters

      Some of us ain't none too bright over yonder. Iffin you see a redneck with mutton chops like that, that's not our best n brightest.

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      •   HJ247 July 4, 2018

        @burfurger

        That IS our best and brightest... that's the problem!

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        •   happyjack July 4, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 not all Trump supporters are like these two. But I'd bet the house that these 2 are Trump supporters.

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          •   HJ247 July 4, 2018

            @happyjack

            I'm not so sure... these guys might think Ford is still running things... they're clearly missing a chromosome...

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            • maga2020 July 4, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247 extra chromosome...and yes. Or just a product of a state that pays their teachers 325 a week. Either or

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              • alohasnackbar July 4, 2018

                @maga2020 $325 a week? Shit, my ex sister in law makes almost $70 k a year, in a Podunk southern county.

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          •   sarge07 July 4, 2018

            @happyjack

            more like Maxine followers

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    • missippwindchimemaker July 4, 2018

      @bigrigbutters

      My entertainment

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    • manunkind July 4, 2018

      @bigrigbutters #ShitWhitePeopleDo.

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  • dougtanner July 4, 2018

    I only see 2 cracker idiots.

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    • dickramsey July 5, 2018

      is that your baby and baby mama ?

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      • dougtanner July 7, 2018

        @dickramsey I'm proud every time I see them.

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  • dlc_as_in_tlc July 4, 2018

    IRL I am an ER nurse. I can't fucking wait for work tonight. Fucking idiots.

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    • dickramsey July 5, 2018

      show us that nurse pussy

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      •   burfurger July 7, 2018

        @dickramsey

        You do know there are male nurses too. And seeing how there are no female CS members, he's just going to show you his cock.

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  •   lafind July 4, 2018

    First guy be stupid, second guy aspires to be as smart as the first. These guys will end up dead or in long term care, all for our viewing pleasure.

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  • twofords July 4, 2018

    The first one was lame and gay, but the 2nd was funny.

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  • hellzyeah July 4, 2018

    The sideburns was his first bad decision

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  • txdo_msk July 4, 2018

    I guess that's ONE way of telling who's gay or at least a bottom. If the rocket ain't stuck, he down to fuck.

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  • mrmassey July 4, 2018

    Thanks you two. For making CS possible.

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  • wickedasitseems July 4, 2018

    Worst suicide bomber ever!!

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  • kore July 4, 2018

    No ikts not two thousand crackers, its just ONE DUMB cracker

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  • pickdickle July 4, 2018

    Not the way to get rid of anal warts

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  •   wallawilly July 4, 2018

    FWT

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  • the kid July 4, 2018

    You know back in my day I did some really stupid shit... But I never thought of intentionally giving myself 3rd degree burns... the future is doomed...

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    •   wallawilly July 4, 2018

      @the kid

      Lol!++ How bout the Roman Candle wars and the Saturn Missle melee's! Great times..

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      •   sarge07 July 4, 2018

        @wallawilly

        yes indeed, and you won the war when you got a bottle rocket into the other guys "Big Bag O Fireworks" LOL then everyone ran for cover

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  • working4theweekend July 4, 2018

    Fucking idiots

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  • paintman55 July 4, 2018

    Too bad they weren’t M80s

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  •   ouch July 4, 2018

    Yep mark it on the calendar IT's THE day it became GREAT AGAIN

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  • slazz July 4, 2018

    Run forest run.

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  •   sarge07 July 4, 2018

    fuckin retards

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  • greenshit July 4, 2018

    this is 2000 crackers,

    no is only one cracker wearing a bunch of fireworks

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  • airsporter July 4, 2018

    Cant even count.....2001 including him....

    Anyway what kind of sicko wants to sound like Playtime at a U.S. School?

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  • doc_ock July 4, 2018

    Natural selection always works. Make us white folk proud

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  • simmylove July 4, 2018

    Tight arsehole

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    •   truckingman July 4, 2018

      Simmylove the idiotic victim, from the second clip, had clench his anus in anticipating from fear of the "sky rocket's" exhaust would severely burn his skin as the "sky rocket" launched off his buttocks...

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  •   truckingman July 4, 2018

    1. What in the MF" Blue Fuck you crazy Mother Fuck? 2. WTMF"PSYBF!!!!! MF"WHY??????

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  • drthaddeus July 4, 2018

    I see 2000 and 1 crackers!!!

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  • [email protected] July 4, 2018

    Actually it's two thousand and one crackers.

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  • rasriff July 4, 2018

    I love it when the retards get into the fireworks

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  • tyler sinnott July 4, 2018

    Post Malone has really lost it

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  • rileydevil July 4, 2018

    retards

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  •   maddog123 July 5, 2018

    Fucking idiots

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  • gandog56 July 5, 2018

    Come on baby light my fire!

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  • safewordsforquitters July 5, 2018

    Actually, that was 2001 crackers.

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  • hairry-mcballstein July 5, 2018

    No..just 1 cracker...1 really really dumb attention deprived cracker..

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  • trayj91 July 5, 2018

    Dumb ass

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  •   oldrooster July 5, 2018

    Its nice to see people going full on derp

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  • wtf2017 July 5, 2018

    funny I only see one CRACKER ? LOL .

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  • go2hellbitch July 6, 2018

    This is what happens when you're on a steady diet of Tide pods.

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  • frank n. stein July 6, 2018

    S T U P I D

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  • keysersoze9515 July 17, 2018

    Gotta love the dumb asses! (Every pun intended.)

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  •   spider-man July 23, 2018

    #2, thank you

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  • maxiusdark August 23, 2018

    secret ISIS training footage circa 2018 (colorized ) lol

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