When will lads realise this is never women squirting but rather pissing? She cudv done that without the stick thing and at least act like your convulsing
uh huh...! Squirts out of a hole that expands large enough to pass a human head thru? Ok... only fluid that's coming out of that is dribbling out... not squirting...
Now I know why when I order booze on an airplane it tastes like piss.
@carlspackler how much did you pay asking for a friend
@carlspackler
Dude, There are easier ways for your GF to pass a drug test.
@redmeadowlegion
Or me.
Jiggle the handle, if that doesn't stop it, she needs a new ballcock.
@burfurger
You said ballcock. Tee hee hee.
Women cant even aim right,
@what now? whats next?
That's why most all other women use a Big Gulp cup
That's a fine ass white woman!
Nice, I love it when they come like that while riding on top.... Mmmm well ok time for bed. I'm sure she's willing. GNight y'all
That's piss poor
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Is this where I order clean piss for my P.O.?
@ketamine<3
I’ve got 6 gallons of krab milk if you want it?
@mr_krabs
Damn brother!!! You got popeye arms.
@wallawilly
I have now. I had to rub olive oil into my meat.
@mr_krabs
Lmao..
When will lads realise this is never women squirting but rather pissing? She cudv done that without the stick thing and at least act like your convulsing
@fenrir
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@burfurger
Ahem...
@iwantagoodhj247
Nails?
@wallawilly
gorgeous. I was distracted by her urinating all over the place making me want to vomit... but yes, gorgeous nails... thank you
@burfurger That was piss now cum
Squirting cum comes for the vag not the piss hole
cheers
@ouch
uh huh...! Squirts out of a hole that expands large enough to pass a human head thru? Ok... only fluid that's coming out of that is dribbling out... not squirting...
@ouch damn you!!! Ya hung me out to dry!!!
@burfurger wear a wetsuit next time
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@stenchfart Nope!
Useless slut Piss'n'
ill take 4 dozen cartons please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck that body are pussy are fucking insane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apply the pussy venom to neutralize the loneliness ...
Just say it. "Beaver Juice! Beaver Juice! Beaver Juice!" And suddenly, a zombie-like nymphomaniac appears and fulfills your three wishes!
it's used to catch lounge lizards
Now that is a body to break laws for.
Must be her "gift" for lucky guy whos her top tipper
Now that's a keg tapper I can disrespect.
Pussy sweat!
Some fool will buy that shit haha.
Have you Skene's her lady-cum? Yeah, me neither . . .
That's like bottom of the shelf booze
Drinking piss gives you a buzz, this one you buzz before you get the piss? how the fuck does that work?
Im hungover and i almost puked from that. Beheadings and gore isn't a problem thoe.
Worse perfume ever made.
Odour toilet
Pisswater
Vage Vodka!
I will take the towel please
I'll pass...………….
Don't cry over spilled piss!
Why does she need a vibrator to piss? Confusing.
Yay, pee in a bottle.
How much would you pay for some pussy juice
sexy boobs
@behenchod
Sexy everything! I'm drained.
Her aim was really piss poor and someone needs to tell her she needs a bigger funnel.
Sluts are still trying to pass off squirting as something other than pissing.