WHICH ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES ORDERED THE SLIPPERY OTTER POCKET?

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  • carlspackler July 7, 2018

    Now I know why when I order booze on an airplane it tastes like piss.

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    • mr.spine July 7, 2018

      @carlspackler how much did you pay asking for a friend

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    • redmeadowlegion July 8, 2018

      @carlspackler

      Dude, There are easier ways for your GF to pass a drug test.

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  •   burfurger July 7, 2018

    Jiggle the handle, if that doesn't stop it, she needs a new ballcock.

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    •   mr_krabs July 7, 2018

      @burfurger

      You said ballcock. Tee hee hee.

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  • Women cant even aim right,

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    • letmefindout July 7, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      That's why most all other women use a Big Gulp cup

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  •   wallawilly July 7, 2018

    That's a fine ass white woman!

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  • sealex July 7, 2018

    Nice, I love it when they come like that while riding on top.... Mmmm well ok time for bed. I'm sure she's willing. GNight y'all

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  • muppet90 July 7, 2018

    That's piss poor

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  • airsporter July 7, 2018

    Brought to you by Central Valley Chardonnay California.

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  •   ketamine<3 July 7, 2018

    Is this where I order clean piss for my P.O.?

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    •   mr_krabs July 7, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      I’ve got 6 gallons of krab milk if you want it?

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      •   wallawilly July 7, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        Damn brother!!! You got popeye arms.

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        •   mr_krabs July 7, 2018

          @wallawilly

          I have now. I had to rub olive oil into my meat.

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  • fenrir July 7, 2018

    When will lads realise this is never women squirting but rather pissing? She cudv done that without the stick thing and at least act like your convulsing

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    •   burfurger July 7, 2018

      @fenrir

      ↓... This spot reserved for ouch's reply.

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      •   HJ247 July 7, 2018

        @burfurger

        Ahem...

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        •   wallawilly July 7, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          Nails?

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          •   HJ247 July 7, 2018

            @wallawilly

            gorgeous. I was distracted by her urinating all over the place making me want to vomit... but yes, gorgeous nails... thank you

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      •   ouch July 7, 2018

        @burfurger That was piss now cum

        Squirting cum comes for the vag not the piss hole

        cheers

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        •   HJ247 July 7, 2018

          @ouch

          uh huh...! Squirts out of a hole that expands large enough to pass a human head thru? Ok... only fluid that's coming out of that is dribbling out... not squirting...

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        •   burfurger July 7, 2018

          @ouch damn you!!! Ya hung me out to dry!!!

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          •   ouch July 7, 2018

            @burfurger wear a wetsuit next time

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  •   stenchfart July 7, 2018

    user submission

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    •   ouch July 7, 2018

      @stenchfart Nope!

      Useless slut Piss'n'

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  • me68 July 7, 2018

    ill take 4 dozen cartons please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck that body are pussy are fucking insane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • mr.spine July 7, 2018

    Apply the pussy venom to neutralize the loneliness ...

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  • fiddledeedee July 7, 2018

    Just say it. "Beaver Juice! Beaver Juice! Beaver Juice!" And suddenly, a zombie-like nymphomaniac appears and fulfills your three wishes!

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  • bigblackhead July 7, 2018

    it's used to catch lounge lizards

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  • drinkypoo July 7, 2018

    Now that is a body to break laws for.

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  • hellzyeah July 7, 2018

    Must be her "gift" for lucky guy whos her top tipper

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  •   lafind July 7, 2018

    Now that's a keg tapper I can disrespect.

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  • pussysweat July 7, 2018

    Pussy sweat!

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  • dougtanner July 7, 2018

    Some fool will buy that shit haha.

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  • depraved_since_birth July 7, 2018

    Have you Skene's her lady-cum? Yeah, me neither . . .

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  • vegeta65 July 7, 2018

    That's like bottom of the shelf booze

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  • xenomorph July 7, 2018

    Drinking piss gives you a buzz, this one you buzz before you get the piss? how the fuck does that work?

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  •   nybadguy July 7, 2018

    Im hungover and i almost puked from that. Beheadings and gore isn't a problem thoe.

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  •   whobe July 7, 2018

    Worse perfume ever made.

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  •   mr_krabs July 7, 2018

    Odour toilet

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  • krazybitch4u699 July 7, 2018

    Pisswater

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  • mclovin510 July 7, 2018

    Vage Vodka!

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  • simmylove July 7, 2018

    I will take the towel please

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  • logansrun July 7, 2018

    I'll pass...………….

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  • cinemaniac July 7, 2018

    Don't cry over spilled piss!

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  • intylerwetrust July 7, 2018

    Why does she need a vibrator to piss? Confusing.

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  •   pdx2002 July 7, 2018

    Yay, pee in a bottle.

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  • mr.spine July 8, 2018

    How much would you pay for some pussy juice

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  • behenchod July 8, 2018

    sexy boobs

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    •   wallawilly July 8, 2018

      @behenchod

      Sexy everything! I'm drained.

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  • keysersoze9515 July 10, 2018

    Her aim was really piss poor and someone needs to tell her she needs a bigger funnel.

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  • frank n. stein July 11, 2018

    Sluts are still trying to pass off squirting as something other than pissing.

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  • darkvoid August 14, 2018

    Studies suggests that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.

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