Looks like buddy is gonna need a search party to find the rest of them fingers
They'll come down in about ten minutes or so.
@mrmk1oo man I got real pictures on my user uploads for the same thing there HD up close and personal check em out. He blew his hand off with an artillery shell
No more pickin his nose.., or his bum.
Maybe light another firework to cauterize that hand.
2nd clip I was like .. all these cars and an intersection, I wonder who's gonna fuck up. Then I saw the biker coming, and erased all questions.
Hey you, look for my hand, i dont think it i arrieved without it. Now its gna take practice to masturbated with your other hand.
Yes!! How can people be so stupid with fireworks?
What, no aloha snackbar?
@safewordsforquitters no just alhahandfar
His arse scratching days are over
He can now count to his I.Q. on the fingers of one hand.
Blow your load into your hand they said, it would feel good they said.. fuck!
@ketamine<3 it's not worth it makes you sad and sticky
Samsung strikes again!
That guy at the end has to be the toughed mf'er alive, blew my hand off oh well, lets all remain clam and look for my digets
Most remained clams, but a handful scallywagged into oysters, mussels and scallops and tongue-whipped it the fuck out of there.
Man, your spell check misses one word and you get heckled by a bass hole.
@burfurger right! lol its the internet ffs. If this was Time.com i could understand but crazyshit.com i clam speel shit howervre i wantsh
The internet... exactly.
@drinkypoo member for 2 days and already picking fights, you must be an awesome person to be around, its not our fault you woke up on the wrong side of your dad.
No fight picked. Joke written. See humor in it. Site is called Crazyshit. Get over yourself.
Heckled by an asshole? :)
@drinkypoo I did the bass hole joke just for the halibut.
Funny... well, maybe we can get together and smoke some arowana. Just as long as you're not an aholehole. I have a bit of a stutter. Btw, my favorite fish? The blobfish. Ever see one? They look like kittens w/fins.
Google blob fish Ted Cruz and get one hell of a laugh.
Ur referring to the Blobfish Bball match between Cruz & Kimmel? I was hoping that they would eventually use a real blobfish as the ball, but no luck. I realized it meant two fat, blobfish playing Bball for charity.
They should have strapped a blobfish on each of their shoulders... 2 on 2 blobfish action. I would have paid some heavy coin to have seen that.
Again... stellar sphincter, man.
@drinkypoo i see you're lettin the liquor do the talking! !
Nothing inebriated about the comments I've made, but Mr. Lahey needs all the drinkypoos he can get when it comes to running Sunnyvale Trailer Park and all it's resident animals.
@burfurger I believe it's severe retardation. Only a tard would use grammar like that on purpose.
Call buddy tell him I want my money back worst firework ...tell him clean my floor
Allright everybody first one to find my fingers gets a hundred bucks
And instantly, he knew wiping his ass was never going be the same.
@fiddledeedee what if it was his jerking hand instead or both hahaha
LOL they blurred the old ladys' crotch, we all appreciate it thanks.
The last dude has to get used to saying, "here hold my beer".
They dont call it the "Finger Remover 5000" for nothing
....the last guy was NOT a professional.......sooo....,yah . Be careful.
Actually, he is. In the NFL. Jason Pierre-Paul.
Guy handled that hand wound pretty well.
Gotta hand it to the last guy.
Must be one of them burner phones you hear about.
Guess we know which hand he'll beat off with now... Idiot
Last one make perfect colour on floor
He's dumb and dumber all in one
i will show you show atom bombs are blown in hands
How is the guy who jumped in the water at the start still alive? If it was a suicide attempt, how unlucky was he?!
Who said he was still alive?
Look ma, no hands!
Where's a band aid when you need one
That last one was a blast to watch... He may wanna think about applying some pressure or perhaps a turkeyneck ... Hes got quite a leaker on where his hands used to be...
Blood is spurting out! Stop walking around spraying it everywhere, dumbass!
My hands off to that last man.
Sucks to be him
Dude at the end was ty to get a pic of it like"check this out"