If your bite isn't as strong as your bark... Don't start fights
I don't like violence, but that last act was almost heroic, as if the big guy was from the Society for the Prevention of Assholes.
@fiddledeedee And he didn`t spill a drop of his beer.
Good eye! That makes it even more impressive.
@fiddledeedee nighty night
How not to get laid 101
1. Betcha he takes the bill next time.
2. Eat the pussy, just scale the fat back and eat the pussy
3. Drunk don't make tuff, drunk make stupid
1- Chair made in America., person not.
2- Givin her a good Dildo Stabbing.
3- Next time try the smallest guy, tough guy.
1. Try out for MMA
2. Don't stick your dick in fat.
3. No need to hold my beer bro'. I got this.
1st clip is what happens when you cheat at Mahjong.
Beer muscles and a glass jaw do not a good day make.
To be fair she had told him 5 x to get the grass cut.
The last guy with mud on his shirt wanted that punch like an asian porn actress wants that load on her face.
Scene 1 was so anti-climactic... and so against what is and what should never be. By nature's law, the chair has... to... break.
So now, as it is written, the chairs that he intends to sit in for the next 20 years will be pulled out from under him. No excuses... for it is written!
That last video is old as bebo
@mr.spine what's a bebo?
A natural floater..
She’s having a titty floppin’ good time.
Here have a seat.
"Theres blood on the can"!
"No shit im hitting him in the head with it for a reason"!
is that a true translation? I couldn't understand that screeching harpy
@sarge07 no its not i was being sarcastic. You think shes gonna give a fuck if theres blood when shes beating him over the head with (obvious) malicious intent? Lol no!
That last one was so poetic.
Classic examples of Americans forgetting how to be American.
1. American furniture, meet gook that won't pay up.
2. Somebody save that seal from the big walrus.
3. That dude wasn't asking for trouble, he was begging for it.
Crack on tommy
That fool at the end got knocked into next year
The third one was nice
takes the punch doesn't drop his beer when he drops the drunk.... well done sir
Damn, whoever was filming the fat bitch couldn't hold the camera still enough for me to see what she was hitting him with.
"Boom boom, what is it, out go the lights". Heard that in my head during that last one.
What the hell is wrong with people? Like seriously you start a fight throw the first punch get thrown to the grown and you get back up with your arms down to your side???? Why? Did your fall addle your peanut brain or some shit?
The guy in green is CUTE as Hell! The other guy didn't want the drunk guy to suck his dick, apparently.