@stenchfart one day my brother came home from shop class in high school and had made one of those. Stupid fucker didnt think my mom was going to use it on us. Still get mad thinking about that.
There is nothing like a nice splash of cool water on a hot day followed by scorching whacks from a hot shovel. They must be the Felix and Oscar Odd Couple torture team of wherever the fuck.
No flip flops = no machetes
@dlc_as_in_tlc +++
@dlc_as_in_tlc
I had a flash back to when the elementary school principal used to be ALLOWED to spank with the paddle
@letmefindout And you loved every moment didn't you :P
burfurger is gunna find this sexual.,.,.,,.
@GrimmWilder
Am not. *fapfapfapfapfap
@burfurger .........................See!........Sicko!!
yeah ..but i see the ole board of education in the second one...the one with holes drilled in it for less wind resistance
@stenchfart I remember those, the principle was a sadistic fucker.
@stenchfart one day my brother came home from shop class in high school and had made one of those. Stupid fucker didnt think my mom was going to use it on us. Still get mad thinking about that.
You want to send a message, you don't use the flat side, you use the edge...
There is nothing like a nice splash of cool water on a hot day followed by scorching whacks from a hot shovel. They must be the Felix and Oscar Odd Couple torture team of wherever the fuck.
What was he pouring on him, Neosporin?
@wallawilly
If it was Brazil, it would be gasoline!
@luvthick
Lol.. No shit!
@luvthick fucking lucky it wasnt! Probly piss lol.
Sir can i have another!
@slazz PLEASE!!! sir, MAY I have another!
my mother did that to me for saying the F word
@joedumber Well that explains it, we all expected that you were born this way!
@lafind i dunno, we went to church on Sunday, but from Monday to Sat we had to survive on the street
@joedumber I got my mouth wahed out with soap/washing up liquid
@chained cat dam, I was threatened with that, but never happened to me.
They got off easy
I was hoping that the fluid was fuel and then I was waiting for the lighter to come out
Now what will I wank over?
@ouch Sparks from the shovel would suffice.
If your Momma & Poppa didn't do it, somebody gotta.
@luvthick Didn't do me any harm, never done much good either mind :)
Some ppl have to pay for what the last guy got
Fucking another mans goat, that’s a paddlin’.
A Goood Spanking goes a long way.
Swing for the fences
Anyone else put books in your pants when you knew your parents was gonna whip your ass for something you did but fuck it its worth a whipping? Lol.
@ketamine<3
no but mom told me to "Go get me a switch boy!", so I brought her a sunflower stalk big mistake, she went and got a willow switch
@sarge07 oh damn do those hurt.. if it was my mom it was a variety, but i learned the sound of a leather belt coming off pretty quick lol.
In the first they were beatin the demon outta that boy
second, eh just south of the border shenanigans
@sarge07 How come they never render their cinderblock walls?
how it feels to chew five gum
Give a Spade a spade and he'll beat for a day.....(Corys sending me to hell for that one..)
Nice to see appropriate medical itervention as required though.
Can't be Africa cause that would have been gas.
Two people who are not going to be able to tell if they are shitting or not.
El ojo que no parpadea
Dr. It hurts when I steal.
trick here guys: go slowly to make them feel pain! too much and they don't feel anything because they become numb....
And they even took the time to puts holes in the board . just like my momma did.. Lol
Hell Yeah!! Punish them thieving bitches!!
#2 cute butt
Something i would do