THERE'S TWO KINDS OF DRUNK GIRLS YOU FIND AT 3:00AM

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  •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

    Somebody needs to shove a cock down blondies throat! And ole piss britches, just let her sleep!

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    • letmefindout July 17, 2018

      @wallawilly

      When you fight her, it gets tighter

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      • shitdown July 24, 2018

        @letmefindout the 1st one is google coz she's talkative. the second one is wikileaks.

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  •   ouch July 17, 2018

    Remember when woman were ladies and had self respect

    I miss them days

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    •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

      @ouch no, but your older than me.

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    • joedumber July 17, 2018

      @ouch we're loosng the battle to animal intinct

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    •   HJ247 July 17, 2018

      @ouch

      First, i don't remember holes like that...

      And B, if they ever existed, i wouldn't be missing them days b/c they never existed. There you go.

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    • letmefindout July 17, 2018

      @ouch

      When I find myself in times of sorrow

      Mother Mary comforts me

      speaking words of wisdom,

      let her pee.

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      •   HJ247 July 17, 2018

        @letmefindout

        You mean "squirt"... don't you?

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    •   happyjack July 17, 2018

      @ouch nope....drunk women have been around even longer than an old fart like you.

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      •   ouch July 17, 2018

        @happyjack lol Hold my beer

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    •   sarge07 July 18, 2018

      @ouch

      yes sir, as do I

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  •   mr_krabs July 17, 2018

    Pissing yourself is a good defence against rape.

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    •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs flip her over... well she might have shit too so check first.

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      •   mr_krabs July 17, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Don’t worry, I always carry wipes.

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        •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

          @mr_krabs haha good on ya, me too actually. You never know.

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    •   wallawilly July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      Huh!? No, that's called pre-lubed!

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    • hellokitty July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      Perhaps with normal folks, but with most crazyshiters it's just a turnon.

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      •   mr_krabs July 17, 2018

        @hellokitty

        Haha! I never said it would stop me.

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    • joedumber July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs you obviously haven't seen german porn

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    • airsporter July 17, 2018

      @mr_krabs Shitting yourself ups the Ante-

      I've found a cool hard stare and 'Bond.. James Bond' - Gets me out of loads of fights!

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  •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

    A gentleman would have removed her shorts so she could pee and not dirty her clothes.

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    • joedumber July 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3 i agree but i would drink her piss too and the post it on social media next day

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      •   ketamine<3 July 17, 2018

        @joedumber eewww thats gross dude lol.

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      •   sarge07 July 18, 2018

        @joedumber

        that's just nasty

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  • airsporter July 17, 2018

    Her names probly Mercedes - But not the Elegance Class.

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    •   sarge07 July 18, 2018

      @airsporter

      nothing "elegant" about that first twit

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  •   lafind July 17, 2018

    Subject one, instant bitch, just add alcohol. Subject two a waste of good booze, ya pour it in and it just leaks out the other end.

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  • myzoo July 17, 2018

    Instant-infant... just add booze.

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  • hellzyeah July 17, 2018

    Can we just cut to later in the night when they are getting fucked by black guys.

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  • bandda July 17, 2018

    How come she wasn't grusomely killed for pissing herself ?

    Those Brazilian little runts are slipping !

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  •   burfurger July 17, 2018

    Just give them the car keys and let nature take it's selection course.

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    •   sarge07 July 18, 2018

      @burfurger

      unfortunately that trash would most likely kill a shit load of innocent people and walk away without a scratch

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      •   ketamine<3 July 19, 2018

        @sarge07 yup, that's usually how it happens. Fucking sad. A very good friend of mine got 18 years for killing someone driving drunk. I felt bad, but that could have been one of my family members you never know.

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  •   freddykrueger July 17, 2018

    ...the second one is ready to have sex!

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  • thebutcher18 July 17, 2018

    Hopefully i have never to see one of my babygirls in conditions like that! A fathers hard cant handle that.

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    •   ketamine<3 July 19, 2018

      @thebutcher18 better not send them to college...

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  • princeoflots July 17, 2018

    Someone should check if #2 chick shit herself, any volunteers in the crowd? Alright... I'll take one for the team

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  •   luvthick July 17, 2018

    "Hose em down with Coldwater! That'll sober em up!"

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  • captjim July 17, 2018

    I'll take the one pissing all over herself

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  • burgerboy July 17, 2018

    I'll take the pissing one. Blonde talks too much.

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  • evileddie July 17, 2018

    #2 all day. She is quiet, not causing any problems, and she isn't ruining any inside furniture. I appreciate that in a woman.

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  •   nybadguy July 17, 2018

    Yup

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  • skyguardian July 17, 2018

    and then they cry when they get fuck!

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  • rasriff July 17, 2018

    I’ll take a pisser over a violent retarded bitch

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  • mad jock July 18, 2018

    Silly blonde is ready to here the words...."Remember you said you would try anal one day"...that day has arrived..

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  •   sarge07 July 18, 2018

    I hated morons like that first one when I tended bar, arrogant, entitled, and wholly self centered

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  • frank n. stein July 18, 2018

    T R A S H

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  • xenomorph July 19, 2018

    If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice then why do they taste like anchovies ?

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    •   wallawilly July 19, 2018

      @xenomorph

      I must be hittin' different chicks than you my friend. ;-)

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  • whoops July 21, 2018

    who let Amanda bynes out of her cage again!

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