Somebody needs to shove a cock down blondies throat! And ole piss britches, just let her sleep!
When you fight her, it gets tighter
@letmefindout the 1st one is google coz she's talkative. the second one is wikileaks.
Remember when woman were ladies and had self respect
I miss them days
@ouch no, but your older than me.
@ouch we're loosng the battle to animal intinct
First, i don't remember holes like that...
And B, if they ever existed, i wouldn't be missing them days b/c they never existed. There you go.
When I find myself in times of sorrow
Mother Mary comforts me
speaking words of wisdom,
let her pee.
You mean "squirt"... don't you?
@ouch nope....drunk women have been around even longer than an old fart like you.
@happyjack lol Hold my beer
yes sir, as do I
Pissing yourself is a good defence against rape.
@mr_krabs flip her over... well she might have shit too so check first.
Don’t worry, I always carry wipes.
@mr_krabs haha good on ya, me too actually. You never know.
Huh!? No, that's called pre-lubed!
Nothing’s gonna stop you. Lol
Perhaps with normal folks, but with most crazyshiters it's just a turnon.
Haha! I never said it would stop me.
@mr_krabs you obviously haven't seen german porn
@mr_krabs Shitting yourself ups the Ante-
I've found a cool hard stare and 'Bond.. James Bond' - Gets me out of loads of fights!
A gentleman would have removed her shorts so she could pee and not dirty her clothes.
@ketamine<3 i agree but i would drink her piss too and the post it on social media next day
@joedumber eewww thats gross dude lol.
that's just nasty
Her names probly Mercedes - But not the Elegance Class.
nothing "elegant" about that first twit
Subject one, instant bitch, just add alcohol. Subject two a waste of good booze, ya pour it in and it just leaks out the other end.
Instant-infant... just add booze.
Can we just cut to later in the night when they are getting fucked by black guys.
How come she wasn't grusomely killed for pissing herself ?
Those Brazilian little runts are slipping !
Just give them the car keys and let nature take it's selection course.
unfortunately that trash would most likely kill a shit load of innocent people and walk away without a scratch
@sarge07 yup, that's usually how it happens. Fucking sad. A very good friend of mine got 18 years for killing someone driving drunk. I felt bad, but that could have been one of my family members you never know.
...the second one is ready to have sex!
Hopefully i have never to see one of my babygirls in conditions like that! A fathers hard cant handle that.
@thebutcher18 better not send them to college...
Someone should check if #2 chick shit herself, any volunteers in the crowd? Alright... I'll take one for the team
"Hose em down with Coldwater! That'll sober em up!"
I'll take the one pissing all over herself
I'll take the pissing one. Blonde talks too much.
#2 all day. She is quiet, not causing any problems, and she isn't ruining any inside furniture. I appreciate that in a woman.
and then they cry when they get fuck!
I’ll take a pisser over a violent retarded bitch
Silly blonde is ready to here the words...."Remember you said you would try anal one day"...that day has arrived..
I hated morons like that first one when I tended bar, arrogant, entitled, and wholly self centered
T R A S H
If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice then why do they taste like anchovies ?
I must be hittin' different chicks than you my friend. ;-)
who let Amanda bynes out of her cage again!