happy birthday here's some herpes for your face
@aquahollic he’s Mexican so who cares
yeah staying miserable and funless is healthier
@working4theweekend Maybe HERPES but still a FUCKING BOSS!!!
@aquahollic with a side order of pink eye.
i'm looking forward for him getting butchered after the mexican birthday song..
No thanks I'm on a diet
Fat free, yet floats!
I twat a sandwich.
looked more like a ass sammitch
@sarge07 Well you gotta admit it's close.
Fish cream, gotta love it!
Fire in the hole!
And here I thought that they were just going to fart 40 times.
Lucky guy... I got left at the bar for my 40th.
@fistermister hahahha, with the bill!
Yep, and the lost idea, I was gonna get some....
Lucky they didn't fart, could have devastating
No, a real man celebrates his birthday by not doing anything. Cause another year brings more problems and more money out of his pocket. Hiring whores to rub their nasty ass in your face is disgusting. I dont celebrate birthdays isnt it obvious?
Don't worry dude, I'll get three shinny ho's to do the same for you on your Birthday... Fuck him, he could only get two. I'm going to get a Black a White & whatever is in Ouch's basement for you. It will be a surprise for all who attend...
@luvthick haha I'd enjoy it I'm sure, I really don't celebrate birthdays. But if your buying and I'll get a mix of chocolate, vanilla, and whatever Ouch has, let's do it! Unless ouch show up with a strap on.. your a good guy to know ;)
I'll be there!
Ebony & Ivory Cream Cakes bringing such joy together, makes me shed a tear of joy.
They do the same thing at The Olive Garden to draw back customers. Only you get unlimited breadsticks n soup.
@burfurger breadsticks and salad lol
NO SOUP FOR YOU!~
You fucking Nazi!
Yeah, but you have to stuff the breadsticks up your ass. At least, that's what the waitress informed me.
@frank n. stein
For the love of eyesight, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!
Just missing some bits of toilet paper up in there...
Ewwwww.... thanks for making it even worse.
Hes getting literally shit faced with a lot of pomp and circumstance.
Shit flavored whip cream, my favorite
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A Boss....If thats only his 40th just imagine the Funeral.
Imagine that being a real candle.
Wait. He never made a wish.
Clean up and do over!!
When you least want a surprise cock n balls.
thats just a teaser from the new cartel torture video, you wait till you see the rest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
On my birthday, no one could afford fireworks. So my friends fed two girls 15 burritos each then lit their farts on fire. Under the explosive fart pressure, the girls actually flew out the window like bottle rockets. I still have fart-burns on my face when they blazed by. Luckily, the quick-thinking girls were able keep it festive, and managed to to zig-zag in mid air, spelling a flaming "Happy Birthday" before landing in a swimming pool, dousing their torch-like tushies.
It was all covered on MSNBC some years back.
@fiddledeedee now that's a celebration!
@fiddledeedee cool story bro.
I need to win the lottery
Soo cooool :D
Good luck on treating those diseases for life