I've seen worse in Grim's What the Fuk is it. She could use a tooth brush.
@lafind I don't know why the bitch of The Ring is escaped out of my basement. Maybe she was 2 scared for a ride with me!!
@lafind he should have shot first and asked questions later
Finally! A episode of The Walking Dead worth watching!
Its like getting a Twofer
Id like to try that with my girlfriend.
Well look at that,..............little Wednesday Adams is all grown up,.,.,..,.,
That is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time... And I visit this site every day
@princeoflots Yet I am disturbed that I found this hot AF.
Ok. He's gettin pussy, rite? Fuck the rest
has a very "Evil Dead" type vibe, bet its Campbell getting his dick sucked
It’s the girl from The Ring. All she really wanted was a good fucking.
I'm drunk in Chihuahua Mexico, and it was two for Tuesdays with Mescal on the menu....
GEt me one please! Not a Mescal but one of those Chee hooowa hooowas.
@letmefindout I said something similar ...
Still hit it.
Even zombie women are bitches.
Can't live with em, can't kill em!
@wallawilly Well...………… the second part of that statement is debatable.
@lafind lol... its amazing how easy brake lines somehow fail... hint hint
@the kid Yeah, accident happen all the time.
@lafind Women are always falling down the stairs. Especially the pregnant ones.
Even better when she slips and falls on a knife!
@wallawilly dont give me any ideas Wally... lol
You got a fine ass girl! Better take good care of her or this hillbillys gonna bow up on ya! ;-)
@wallawilly She's my queen brother... but sometimes!!!!! Lmao
Good, good. Treat her like it!
@wallawilly I do brother...
@wallawilly and I haven't heard the expression (bow up on you) in a while... thanks for making feel at home bro...
You know it! Ya'll come back now, ya here!
@wallawilly Branson roots!!!
It just goes to show that when a man gets going, he gotta finish no matter what!
@luvthick momma didnt raise no quitter!
@luvthick Haha of course blue balls are the worst
Nothing that a smack to the head from the book of Nekronomican can't cure. Bring that demon bitch to me!!
This kinda shit just goes to show people masturbate more than they actually hook up therefore need to go to greater extremes with the porn content.
@ketamine<3 Speaking of jacking it... If you only have one testicale do you only shoot half a load and are orgasms half as pleasurable???
@working4theweekend naw man they are the same, i asked the same question before my surgery lol. But its all the same, only difference is my sperm count.
Do you count them every time you cum to make sure the count everything stays the same?
@burfurger I do, I even go so far as to do a taste test. Can't be too thorough when it comes to fapping ;)
Fuck getting a gobby with those teeth
Reminds me of the David Cross bit, "I want the cum scared outta me, can ya do that Hollywood!?"
So a $50 trip to the Party City store is all it takes to come up with a new porn category. I'm off to make Witches Be Bitches part 1. Later.
Fake! A creepy, zombie whore would bite his dick completely OFF!
Funny While Praying?
@happyjack thanks toreal
...she didn't bite his dick off or puke on him WTF?
@freddykrueger seriously wtf
I'd fuck it
Someone please check back with me in 4 hours and make sure i haven't jacked myself off to death... thanks
@iwantagoodhj247 If you’re jacking it to that I hope you die lol
@working4theweekend that's the nicest thing I've read on here in weeks. Your such a sweetheart dude.
Everyone jacks it to their own thing, you big meanie!
@iwantagoodhj247 I don't want you to kick the bucket dude never mind that comment. You choke the shit out of your chicken as much as ya want my friend ;)
@ketamine<3 thanks ket. Good to see you back and full of energy!
Looked a bit like a Burglars Dog from the start!
Lol this is just proof that we men will fuck just about any split tail!
That was very Japanese
Pretty stupid, not my thing, but she had a nice pussy.
Shoulda swiped left...
i'd still hit it........
I say fake .
STEVE..... C'mon man!!!
Looks like I’m checking out horrorporn.com
Who posted my honeymoon video....
Just like my wife when she can't had the dick in a while...
It's a zombie slut from the Acock-a-lips.
Gotta keep the poor guy fed and watered... If not... Its back to good ol fapping little missy....
googles: horror porn .com....
Captured by a seaman demon, a cum sprite, a jizz jin
Fair play, I’d have finished on her fangs as well
That ain't horror she's just on her period