WORST. TINDER. DATE. EVER

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  •   lafind July 27, 2018

    I've seen worse in Grim's What the Fuk is it. She could use a tooth brush.

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    • misteram July 28, 2018

      @lafind I don't know why the bitch of The Ring is escaped out of my basement. Maybe she was 2 scared for a ride with me!!

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    • ob1 July 28, 2018

      @lafind he should have shot first and asked questions later

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  •   ouch July 27, 2018

    Finally! A episode of The Walking Dead worth watching!

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    • dickramsey July 28, 2018

      Its like getting a Twofer

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    • joedumber July 28, 2018

      Id like to try that with my girlfriend.

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  •   GrimmWilder July 27, 2018

    Well look at that,..............little Wednesday Adams is all grown up,.,.,..,.,

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  • princeoflots July 27, 2018

    That is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time... And I visit this site every day

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    • carlspackler July 27, 2018

      @princeoflots Yet I am disturbed that I found this hot AF.

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  •   wallawilly July 27, 2018

    Ok. He's gettin pussy, rite? Fuck the rest

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  • phantomphreak00 July 27, 2018

    has a very "Evil Dead" type vibe, bet its Campbell getting his dick sucked

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  •   mr_krabs July 27, 2018

    It’s the girl from The Ring. All she really wanted was a good fucking.

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  • letmefindout July 27, 2018

    I'm drunk in Chihuahua Mexico, and it was two for Tuesdays with Mescal on the menu....

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    •   burfurger July 28, 2018

      @letmefindout

      GEt me one please! Not a Mescal but one of those Chee hooowa hooowas.

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    • dickramsey July 28, 2018

      @letmefindout I said something similar ...

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  • loveurazzets July 27, 2018

    Still hit it.

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  •   fistermister July 27, 2018

    Even zombie women are bitches.

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    •   wallawilly July 27, 2018

      @fistermister

      Can't live with em, can't kill em!

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      •   lafind July 27, 2018

        @wallawilly Well...………… the second part of that statement is debatable.

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        • the kid July 27, 2018

          @lafind lol... its amazing how easy brake lines somehow fail... hint hint

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          •   lafind July 27, 2018

            @the kid Yeah, accident happen all the time.

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            • defenestrator August 5, 2018

              @lafind Women are always falling down the stairs. Especially the pregnant ones.

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          •   wallawilly July 27, 2018

            @the kid

            Even better when she slips and falls on a knife!

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            • the kid July 27, 2018

              @wallawilly dont give me any ideas Wally... lol

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              •   wallawilly July 27, 2018

                @the kid

                You got a fine ass girl! Better take good care of her or this hillbillys gonna bow up on ya! ;-)

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                • the kid July 27, 2018

                  @wallawilly She's my queen brother... but sometimes!!!!! Lmao

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                  •   wallawilly July 27, 2018

                    @the kid

                    Good, good. Treat her like it!

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                    • the kid July 27, 2018

                      @wallawilly I do brother...

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                • the kid July 27, 2018

                  @wallawilly and I haven't heard the expression (bow up on you) in a while... thanks for making feel at home bro...

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                  •   wallawilly July 27, 2018

                    @the kid

                    You know it! Ya'll come back now, ya here!

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                    • the kid July 27, 2018

                      @wallawilly Branson roots!!!

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  •   luvthick July 27, 2018

    It just goes to show that when a man gets going, he gotta finish no matter what!

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  • keysersoze9515 July 27, 2018

    Nothing that a smack to the head from the book of Nekronomican can't cure. Bring that demon bitch to me!!

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  •   ketamine<3 July 27, 2018

    This kinda shit just goes to show people masturbate more than they actually hook up therefore need to go to greater extremes with the porn content.

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    • working4theweekend July 27, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Speaking of jacking it... If you only have one testicale do you only shoot half a load and are orgasms half as pleasurable???

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      •   ketamine<3 July 27, 2018

        @working4theweekend naw man they are the same, i asked the same question before my surgery lol. But its all the same, only difference is my sperm count.

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        •   burfurger July 28, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          Do you count them every time you cum to make sure the count everything stays the same?

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          •   ketamine<3 July 28, 2018

            @burfurger I do, I even go so far as to do a taste test. Can't be too thorough when it comes to fapping ;)

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  • pickdickle July 27, 2018

    Fuck getting a gobby with those teeth

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  • lordcuntworthy July 27, 2018

    Reminds me of the David Cross bit, "I want the cum scared outta me, can ya do that Hollywood!?"

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  •   burfurger July 27, 2018

    So a $50 trip to the Party City store is all it takes to come up with a new porn category. I'm off to make Witches Be Bitches part 1. Later.

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  • frank n. stein July 27, 2018

    Fake! A creepy, zombie whore would bite his dick completely OFF!

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  •   happyjack July 27, 2018

    FWP

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  • 2lolo July 27, 2018

    STUPID....

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  •   freddykrueger July 27, 2018

    ...she didn't bite his dick off or puke on him WTF?

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  • jmann82 July 27, 2018

    I'd fuck it

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  •   HJ247 July 27, 2018

    Someone please check back with me in 4 hours and make sure i haven't jacked myself off to death... thanks

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    • working4theweekend July 27, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 If you’re jacking it to that I hope you die lol

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      •   ketamine<3 July 27, 2018

        @working4theweekend that's the nicest thing I've read on here in weeks. Your such a sweetheart dude.

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      •   HJ247 July 28, 2018

        @working4theweekend

        Everyone jacks it to their own thing, you big meanie!

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    •   ketamine<3 July 27, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 I don't want you to kick the bucket dude never mind that comment. You choke the shit out of your chicken as much as ya want my friend ;)

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      •   HJ247 July 28, 2018

        @ketamine<3 thanks ket. Good to see you back and full of energy!

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  • airsporter July 27, 2018

    Looked a bit like a Burglars Dog from the start!

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  • dnast223 July 27, 2018

    Lol this is just proof that we men will fuck just about any split tail!

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  •   picklehiesner July 27, 2018

    That was very Japanese

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  • twofords July 27, 2018

    Pretty stupid, not my thing, but she had a nice pussy.

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  • captjim July 27, 2018

    Shoulda swiped left...

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  • starride July 27, 2018

    i'd still hit it........

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  •   nybadguy July 27, 2018

    Yup

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  • stevenkk July 27, 2018

    I say fake .

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  • Looks like I’m checking out horrorporn.com

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  • moose657 July 28, 2018

    Who posted my honeymoon video....

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  • hgagui July 28, 2018

    Just like my wife when she can't had the dick in a while...

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  • fiddledeedee July 28, 2018

    It's a zombie slut from the Acock-a-lips.

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  •   grhman July 28, 2018

    Fucked her

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  • majindjinn July 28, 2018

    Gotta keep the poor guy fed and watered... If not... Its back to good ol fapping little missy....

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  •   stenchfart July 28, 2018

    googles: horror porn .com....

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  • thoril July 29, 2018

    Captured by a seaman demon, a cum sprite, a jizz jin

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  • crawlingkingsnake July 30, 2018

    Fair play, I’d have finished on her fangs as well

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  • heaven_x_hell August 7, 2018

    That ain't horror she's just on her period

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  • yoplay08 December 4, 2018

    Hot ! man horror porn makes some good videos

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