FUCKING HELL: THEY ARE DISMEMBERING PEOPLE IN VENEZUELA NOW

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  • carlspackler August 1, 2018

    At least he went out piecefully.

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    • superman101 August 1, 2018

      @carlspackler I see what you did there !

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  •   wallawilly August 1, 2018

    Fuckin' amateurs!

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  •   burfurger August 1, 2018

    Seriously. These people EVER put up a fight? You're gonna die... Maybe you'll knock the chete outta their hand and you could chop.

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    • thebutcher18 August 1, 2018

      @burfurger right man. I would go beastmode! One of Them fuckers should go to hell beside me.

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      • crawlingkingsnake August 1, 2018

        @thebutcher18 what? They’re all armed with shotguns and machetes? He never stood a chance you dick, take comfort in the fact that he’ll come back as robocop.

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    • crawlingkingsnake August 1, 2018

      @burfurger ok Jason bourne...back to your daydream

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      •   burfurger August 1, 2018

        @crawlingkingsnake

        So you'd just stand there and take it? Go out fighting or go out like a lamb. Fighting, you might have a chance.

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        • crawlingkingsnake August 2, 2018

          @burfurger how many people do you think are stood there watching? All armed(no pun), even if he tried to fight back he’d have no chance. He’d be better off fighting of those machetes and slicing his own fucking throat.

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        •   sarge07 August 2, 2018

          @burfurger

          what do you expect from creature?

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        • rieder August 2, 2018

          @burfurger If you take a look at the beginning of the video the guy was bloody already so his fight was over before they started recording besides that if you resist they might send your son or wife after you in a similar way.

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    • mario almada August 2, 2018

      @burfurger even if he tried to fight he would get tired with in 30 seconds. Fighting is really tiring unless you are set to fight for an ultimate championship. There seem to be around six guys he could punch may be two before the third guys tackles him or punches him sensless. Best bet is to just run and never come back or commit suicide because they may go after his family.

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      • re4m August 2, 2018

        @mario almada I was thinking the same thing about suicide. If I were to be involved with these people in one way or another and knew I could be caught and end up like this. I will make sure to ALWAYS have a Cyanide pill at close reach or whatever rapid poison to prevent this dreadful ending ....

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    •   sarge07 August 2, 2018

      @burfurger

      real machismo with his purse

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  •   ketamine<3 August 1, 2018

    Fuck at least someone had the decency to shoot him and end his misery... hope he deserved that...

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  • 72jayd August 1, 2018

    Venezuela is like the gang “The Orphans” of the movie The Warriors out of the torture countries.

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  •   lafind August 1, 2018

    Dude had to be high to take the pain, rest in pieces.

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  • pickdickle August 1, 2018

    I hope he is OK

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    • superman101 August 1, 2018

      @pickdickle omfg too fu

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    •   mr_krabs August 1, 2018

      @pickdickle

      He’ll be fine once he pulls himself together.

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      • pickdickle August 2, 2018

        @mr_krabs and its good to see my 'whetstones for Everyone' movement has started to work, you would almost classify that blade as 'sharp'

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  • airsporter August 1, 2018

    They should be made to practice on a 'chicken line' .

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  •   fistermister August 1, 2018

    That would've been awesome if that hand flipped him off. Fuck you!

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    •   mr_krabs August 1, 2018

      @fistermister

      Or if they waved at the guy with his own hand.

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  • cacatanga August 1, 2018

    ..... Fkn socialist....

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  • superman101 August 1, 2018

    Poor bastard

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  • bleedsvodka August 1, 2018

    Venezuelan parking police don't mess around.

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  •   GrimmWilder August 1, 2018

    That look like it hurt,.,.

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  • fuct August 1, 2018

    They should teach the Brazilians how to sharpen a blade.

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  • capt_lockheed August 1, 2018

    Tis but a scratch! I've had worse!

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    •   sarge07 August 2, 2018

      @capt_lockheed

      "You're a looney"

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  • mfdvr007 August 1, 2018

    No wonder Latinos are in a hurry to get to America. They'd be slipping in my shit tryin to catch me

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  • calethehuman August 1, 2018

    Not bad, zip ties help them live longer though.

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  • letmefindout August 1, 2018

    They've been doing cartel executions in Venezuela for years. It is just coming to media attention lately.

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    •   sarge07 August 2, 2018

      @letmefindout

      they are starting to eat long pork out of necessity

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  • daemonrat August 1, 2018

    Title suggests this is a new practice, but I have a feeling they have done this before.

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  • muzziesarescum August 1, 2018

    That's pretty brutal although.... imagine if they could afford horses and rope!

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  • ss24 August 1, 2018

    My new business enterprise: Selling machete sharpeners in foreign lands.

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  • creamofsumyungguy August 1, 2018

    These guys must’ve visited crazyshit for the first time

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  • skyguardian August 1, 2018

    Venezuella just got up 5 steps in the shittiest country score list!

    Watch out elevator of china!

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  • secret squirrel August 1, 2018

    Anyone else think his shirt was too big for him?

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  • kikog August 1, 2018

    "pulls out a foot"

    Hey remember that one time we killed this guy?

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  • xxxmass August 1, 2018

    Now that's a party. Arrrrreeeeepa..!!

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  • blowitoutmyass August 1, 2018

    I bet that dude going jerk himself off with his spare hand.

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  •   nybadguy August 1, 2018

    That's what happens when you Bogart

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  • delinquent August 1, 2018

    Wow Venezuela..... this is why I’m proud to be an American.

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    •   burfurger August 1, 2018

      @delinquent

      Yeah... that shit NEVER happens here. Oh wait, check news archives.

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      •   sarge07 August 2, 2018

        @burfurger

        yea MS13 are Saints to some in DC, just ask Pelosi, LOL

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  • bigdrew August 2, 2018

    Fake

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  • rouge_et_blanc August 2, 2018

    don't understand he just stands there and looks. I would be fighting squirming kicking and making a shit lot of noise before i let anyone cut off my arm

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    • re4m August 2, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc Paralyzed by fear I suppose, must be hard to tell one's people reaction in his shoes .. But yeah some people would be more inclined to let the fear out through violence towards the aggressors while others would be like him

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    • bigdrew August 2, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc That's Why, I said Fake~

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  • crawlingkingsnake August 2, 2018

    Seriously tho, what a miserable way to go

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    • secret squirrel August 3, 2018

      @crawlingkingsnake

      Look on the bright side...

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      •   lafind August 4, 2018

        @secret squirrel There's a bright side? I'd hate to see the dark side.

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  • go2hellbitch August 2, 2018

    This is probably like an everyday thing for them.

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  • bbc4urplasha August 2, 2018

    Deben ser los ELN

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  • averageaussie August 2, 2018

    Coo coo coo coo coooooooo

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  • nps August 2, 2018

    5 Crazy Shithole Country List (CSCL) Convergence Criteria, Travel Information and Authorisation System:

    _Get a Hyena laughing recognition for your gang (family) recognition (Coo coo coo coooooooo type) at the Custom and Border officer (CBP) ;

    _Never Sharpen too much your machete, just in case you have to execute a colleague or your girlfriend;

    _Have a phone fiming in one hand, a gun on the other hand;

    _Be the stronger god believer even when not asked for;

    _Always prefer flip flop headstomp.

    Wevome to CSCL !

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  • curiousone August 2, 2018

    These psychos make ISIS seem moderate.

    At least they found a sharp machete.

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  • keysersoze9515 August 2, 2018

    This seems personal. Hmm, well, sorry buddy, rest in piece.

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  •   grhman August 2, 2018

    How much did he owe them? I guess an arm and a leg

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  • briham1211 August 2, 2018

    Man it's easy to say what you would do when you're in the basement in front of your computer screen waiting for your mommy to bring you a PB&J sammich without the crust

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  • balticboy August 2, 2018

    this is sick, you are sick people you know that?

    Damn, these motherfuckers should die

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    • frank n. stein August 2, 2018

      @balticboy

      Yes, they should. Also, I don't think this is the site for you, Lightweight.

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  • frank n. stein August 2, 2018

    More overkill. Why didn't you shoot him first, torturous bastards!

    Thank God I live in the USA! USA! USA! USA!

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    •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

      @frank n. stein shoot him first and he wouldnt go through the tourture amd pain. Obviously thats what they were doing.

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  • bigblackhead August 2, 2018

    they need to give knife sharpening lessons to the Mexican Cartel boys

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  • groperrrrrrr August 2, 2018

    Mexicans SUCK

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  • shaolingunz August 2, 2018

    Now thats separation at the border

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  • jdizzo74 August 2, 2018

    Hassan chop!

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  • thegodfather August 2, 2018

    Better to go out an instant death than a pain full death

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  • moose657 August 2, 2018

    Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be, there's an Argentinian hacking away at me.........ah the Beatles....

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  • timmygroper666 August 3, 2018

    Venezuela..... at least they got an actual sharp knife

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  • digurgutsout August 3, 2018

    At least they were nice enough to shoot him in the head. I would have just left his ass there

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  • blackwolfx420 August 4, 2018

    Ok guys ... and your sure this will help me with the ladies .... si si senor ..sswwwhhiiingggg

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  • ebola August 5, 2018

    He got disarmed!

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  • eastvanrulz August 10, 2018

    Now Why couldn't that guy try to grab that machete outta the guys hand and go down swinging ..

    all these guys just give up and accept their fate?? I don't get it , what am I missing here??

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  • aliensapien August 18, 2018

    This is after the "free" vehicle inspection they offer.

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  • aliensapien August 24, 2018

    A 2X4 would have cut faster than that,

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  • sexydiva55 November 11, 2018

    This is why I don't leave my country

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