2 MOVES YOU SHOULD LEAVE TO THE PROFESSIONALS

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  •   GrimmWilder August 3, 2018

    There's nothing like a Pussy Polished Head says MrClean,.,.

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  • fiddledeedee August 3, 2018

    If I had a woman with her ass up on the trunk of a car, I'd be using my own joystick to plow her behind.

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  •   burfurger August 3, 2018

    The Drone Bone and the Pelvic Polish.

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  •   mr_krabs August 3, 2018

    That’s how they shine the balls at the bowling alley.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

      @mr_krabs ahh ok, it all makes sense now why they're so shiny.. thanks for clearing that up for me.

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    •   lafind August 3, 2018

      @mr_krabs So that's her second job. Why did this dumb ass get confused, mixing work with pleasure?

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  •   wallawilly August 3, 2018

    The Willis Waxer Boulder Holder

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  •   nybadguy August 3, 2018

    Gonna give that pussy dandruff

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  • kore August 3, 2018

    New term for "GIVING HEAD"

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    •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

      @kore i was waiting for him to put his head inside her. Never know around here...

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  • bigblackhead August 3, 2018

    fish head

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  •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

    Script said to rub the head against the vag.... i guess he took it differently.

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    •   sarge07 August 3, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      well, even porn hires the handicapped

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      •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

        @sarge07 then why the fuck am i working at a warehouse?

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        •   sarge07 August 3, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          well, find a porn company and send your "resume", don't forget to add your nude pics LOL

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          •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

            @sarge07 haha! I will get right on that.. bang bus here i come!!

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  • airsporter August 3, 2018

    Ive heard rubbing cowshit on your bonce to grow hair back works!

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  • secret squirrel August 3, 2018

    Looks like a head Fuck.

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  • mrmk1oo August 3, 2018

    Definitely wouldn't try the first one, but the second one that's a real head scratcher

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  • pickdickle August 3, 2018

    I think he was polishing the wrong knob

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  •   happyjack August 3, 2018

    How do you down vote a video here again?

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    •   ketamine<3 August 4, 2018

      @happyjack i believe that would be the "hate it" button.

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  • chained cat August 3, 2018

    What the actual fuck is that bald cunt doing to that bald cunt?

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  • drthaddeus August 3, 2018

    I call it the bruce willis method!!!

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  • uk bride August 3, 2018

    Don't you know that's how fires get started?

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  •   sarge07 August 3, 2018

    I don't get it

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  • hellzyeah August 3, 2018

    50 bucks to either of them if they get it in.

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  • studd3rz August 3, 2018

    Hahaha find the older one where the guy literally fits his skull in the vagine

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  • digurgutsout August 3, 2018

    He had pussy on his mind. Fuck it

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    •   ketamine<3 August 3, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      mind on the pussy and the pussy in the mind..

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  • fatlarry August 3, 2018

    how bazaar how bazaar

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    • frank n. stein August 6, 2018

      @fatlarry

      I think you mean bizarre.

      No one is shopping at the How Bazaar.

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  • balls-diggity-deep August 3, 2018

    That bold guy needs to behave himself he gives her friction burns

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    • balls-diggity-deep August 3, 2018

      @balls-diggity-deep “before” he gives her friction burns

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  • mudsnake August 3, 2018

    Reminds me of chalking my pool cue...

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  • rasriff August 3, 2018

    Well, we have a tie for dumbest shit I’ve seen today..

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  • logansrun August 5, 2018

    Her expression looks like, WTF are you doing??

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  • frank n. stein August 6, 2018

    HE gave HER head!

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  • erkie August 7, 2018

    Hey, I can do that! My head is shaped like a dick! Bald, slick and rounded.They call me bullet head!

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  • erkie August 7, 2018

    A Return to sender! A reverse birth!

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