HERE'S THE AFTERMATH OF THAT BRUTAL JULY 4TH ACCIDENT

  •   mr_krabs August 4, 2018

    Some assembly required.

    +13 -0
    •   sarge07 August 4, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      nothing left to assemble

      +5 -0
    • alohasnackbar August 4, 2018

      @mr_krabs give that man a hand

      +3 -1
      •   wallawilly August 4, 2018

        @alohasnackbar

        His name is Freddie..

        +1 -1
        •   wallawilly August 4, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Well, mine is in reference to a movie. Anyone?

          +0 -1
        • waterfall August 5, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Mercury?

          +0 -0
    • letmefindout August 4, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      I had Freddy Kruegger thoughts as I looked at that hand.

      +1 -0
    • shitdown August 8, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      damn!!! he's a mutant...

      +0 -0
  • hellokitty August 4, 2018

    That's enough to scare me off of using fireworks forever.

    +4 -0
  • hellzyeah August 4, 2018

    Thats what my hand kinda looked like back in 96 when I first found internet porn

    +11 -0
    • dougtanner August 4, 2018

      @hellzyeah I 2nd that. Rosie and the five crack whores.

      +1 -0
  •   nybadguy August 4, 2018

    Some duct tape and Advil be good as new

    +2 -0
    • cyberbu11y August 4, 2018

      @nybadguy dont forget to rub some tussin on it

      +1 -0
  • mrmk1oo August 4, 2018

    Welp at least he still has one other good dick hand

    +1 -0
  •   sarge07 August 4, 2018

    And we are supposed to care for what reason?

    +3 -1
    • airsporter August 4, 2018

      @sarge07 Of Course! Just consider the shit his other half is going to give him for losing his Wedding ring! +

      +0 -0
    •   happyjack August 4, 2018

      @sarge07 Alright now Sarge, didn't I see you submit a user upload of a smashed finger or a hangnail or something? lol

      +2 -0
  • davulie August 4, 2018

    awesome stump to fist fuck his wife and sister

    +1 -0
  • go2hellbitch August 4, 2018

    We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was.

    +2 -0
    • logansrun August 5, 2018

      @go2hellbitch Probably 30 years ago we could.

      +0 -0
  • drthaddeus August 4, 2018

    Im pretty sure the only thing he is thinking off is how painful its gonna be to jerk off!!!

    +0 -0
    • airsporter August 4, 2018

      @drthaddeus Does he suffer from a tight foreskin like Phimosis Goff?

      +1 -0
  • airsporter August 4, 2018

    Fuck Off! I'm a surgeon not a Jig-saw champion.

    +1 -0
  • halfaboy August 4, 2018

    Throw it away? No, I'll take it home to my cat!

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man August 4, 2018

    Well. That went about as bad as it could have fucking gone

    +1 -0
  • 2lolo August 4, 2018

    HA. HA HA... HOPE HE'S RIGHT HANDED.

    +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 August 4, 2018

    Sure took his time getting to the hospital to get that looked at, 4th was almost a month ago.

    +1 -0
    • anomalous August 4, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Almost? Come on man....

      +1 -0
      •   ketamine<3 August 5, 2018

        @anomalous oh shit i didnt notice the date lol. I work 6pm to 6am so to me today is still the 4th and yesterday would have been the 3rd in my mind. My bad lol but thanks for the correction.

        +1 -0
  •   lafind August 4, 2018

    I’m a guessin he ain’t so handy anymore.

    +1 -0
  • kore August 4, 2018

    Wow, he turned his fingers into tiny sticks of dynamite and firecrackers.

    +0 -0
  • canlib August 4, 2018

    Warning: Made in China

    +0 -0
  •   pizzapie August 4, 2018

    LOL

    +0 -0
  • skyartist August 4, 2018

    Light fuse, get away. If you can't follow instructions, leave it to the professionals.

    +2 -0
  • jackhermiz August 4, 2018

    His better Jacking off hand is ruined

    +0 -0
  • gandog56 August 5, 2018

    I hopes he wasn't left handed. On second thought, he was stupid, I hope he was. Number one fireworks rule. Don't light them inside. Number two, don't hold them, stupid.

    +0 -0
  • tuffey August 5, 2018

    C'mon folks, let's give that man a hand!

    +0 -0
  •   burfurger August 5, 2018

    I had that game when I was a kid . Bzzzzz you lose.

    +0 -0
  • mfdvr007 August 5, 2018

    Handmade leaf rake

    +1 -0
  • captjim August 5, 2018

    Jerkin' with the right hand these days

    +0 -0
  • kingofcrowns August 5, 2018

    Good God! he just sat there and took it .. so gross mane

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly August 5, 2018

      @kingofcrowns

      He didn't have much of a choice! Can't undo it. He could've been in shock as well..

      +0 -0
  • houndog35 August 5, 2018

    It turned into one of those blooming flowers that they sell...

    +1 -0
  • logansrun August 5, 2018

    That's 1 Internal Revenue Services scammer down, 49,999 to go.....

    +0 -0
  • crockful August 5, 2018

    Make yourself, ol' chap, and attach a blade, corkscrew, toothpick, butt plug, and tweezers.

    +0 -0
  • redwarrior August 6, 2018

    Give the man a hand!

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein August 6, 2018

    That's what you get for being stupid

    +0 -0
  •   dozer67 August 6, 2018

    Hey everybody look what I did !! Happy Forth Kids!!!

    +0 -0
  • b3astm4n4u August 8, 2018

    Trans-fingers assemble!!

    +0 -0
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