Some assembly required.
nothing left to assemble
@mr_krabs give that man a hand
His name is Freddie..
Well, mine is in reference to a movie. Anyone?
I had Freddy Kruegger thoughts as I looked at that hand.
damn!!! he's a mutant...
That's enough to scare me off of using fireworks forever.
Thats what my hand kinda looked like back in 96 when I first found internet porn
@hellzyeah I 2nd that. Rosie and the five crack whores.
Some duct tape and Advil be good as new
@nybadguy dont forget to rub some tussin on it
Welp at least he still has one other good dick hand
And we are supposed to care for what reason?
@sarge07 Of Course! Just consider the shit his other half is going to give him for losing his Wedding ring! +
@sarge07 Alright now Sarge, didn't I see you submit a user upload of a smashed finger or a hangnail or something? lol
awesome stump to fist fuck his wife and sister
@davulie a sister fister?
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was.
@go2hellbitch Probably 30 years ago we could.
Im pretty sure the only thing he is thinking off is how painful its gonna be to jerk off!!!
@drthaddeus Does he suffer from a tight foreskin like Phimosis Goff?
Fuck Off! I'm a surgeon not a Jig-saw champion.
Throw it away? No, I'll take it home to my cat!
Well. That went about as bad as it could have fucking gone
HA. HA HA... HOPE HE'S RIGHT HANDED.
Sure took his time getting to the hospital to get that looked at, 4th was almost a month ago.
@ketamine<3 Almost? Come on man....
@anomalous oh shit i didnt notice the date lol. I work 6pm to 6am so to me today is still the 4th and yesterday would have been the 3rd in my mind. My bad lol but thanks for the correction.
I’m a guessin he ain’t so handy anymore.
Wow, he turned his fingers into tiny sticks of dynamite and firecrackers.
Warning: Made in China
Light fuse, get away. If you can't follow instructions, leave it to the professionals.
His better Jacking off hand is ruined
I hopes he wasn't left handed. On second thought, he was stupid, I hope he was. Number one fireworks rule. Don't light them inside. Number two, don't hold them, stupid.
C'mon folks, let's give that man a hand!
I had that game when I was a kid . Bzzzzz you lose.
Handmade leaf rake
@mfdvr007 lol @ handmade ;)
Jerkin' with the right hand these days
Good God! he just sat there and took it .. so gross mane
He didn't have much of a choice! Can't undo it. He could've been in shock as well..
It turned into one of those blooming flowers that they sell...
That's 1 Internal Revenue Services scammer down, 49,999 to go.....
Make yourself, ol' chap, and attach a blade, corkscrew, toothpick, butt plug, and tweezers.
Give the man a hand!
That's what you get for being stupid
Hey everybody look what I did !! Happy Forth Kids!!!
His hand reminds me of the face hugger alien.
Guy walking around thinking "did I actually just blow my own fucking hand apart?!"