My kind of woman lol

Haha musta went down the wrong pipe!

I'm sorry! Some people just aren't swallowers.

Nice, puke on the carpet of the home you rented to shoot your porn. Happened to a friend in Green Valley, he rented his home for 4grand while he and the wife went to Belize for three weeks, when they got back the house looked like a disaster area, used condoms dried out just thrown wherever, cum stains all over the place, the booze cabinet empty (was top shelf old shit), the pool was a disaster (don't want to know what they did in there), every room in the house including the utility room was full of dried cum, and the check for 4 grand? Bounced higher than a kite.