2 KINDS OF PAIN I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE

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  • saintpvrp August 6, 2018

    How the fuck do you stick a whole toothbrush in your dick?

    Never mind.

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    • alohasnackbar August 6, 2018

      @saintpvrp when you just have to get to that itch you can't reach.

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      • princeoflots August 6, 2018

        @alohasnackbar no ITCH in this fucking world is worth pushing that thing into that hole!

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        • alohasnackbar August 6, 2018

          @princeoflots you ever have the clap?

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          •   ketamine<3 August 6, 2018

            @alohasnackbar i got chlamydia once.. wasnt toothbrush worthy but boy was that uncomfortable..

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          • xxxmass August 7, 2018

            @alohasnackbar hahaha.

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          • princeoflots August 11, 2018

            @alohasnackbar dodged that bullet, thankfully

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    • mrgrey August 6, 2018

      @saintpvrp It's part of 'The gift'. Sodomites will do anything to get attention.

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      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @mrgrey

        You bring up the Sodomites a lot!

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        • mrgrey August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly Well, you can't rely on conformists such as yourself to criticize degeneracy.

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        • logansrun August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly I noticed that too......

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      • manunkind August 8, 2018

        @mrgrey Honey, no matter how much you wish in your heart of hearts, no man wants to do you. Neither do any women. So, toodle on off back to your incel support group, kthnx?

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    • kore August 6, 2018

      @saintpvrp I was thinking that exact same thought. How did it not hurt after the 1st centimeter???? But you continued to inflict more pain on you wanker.... And then the shit went in 'BRISTLES FIRST' WTF!!!!

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    •   nybadguy August 8, 2018

      @saintpvrp he tripped and fell on it

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  • briham1211 August 6, 2018

    Third guy posting is the one in the video

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  • curiousone August 6, 2018

    I slipped...

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  • 72jayd August 6, 2018

    I hope he gets a new toothbrush.

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    • curiousone August 6, 2018

      @72jayd

      I did, thanks.

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    • curiousone August 6, 2018

      @72jayd

      A spinbrush

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      • 72jayd August 6, 2018

        @curiousone stick that in your dick. Lol

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        • curiousone August 6, 2018

          @72jayd

          I was jerking off, and brushing my teeth, and tried to switch hands...

          ...it didn’t work!

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    • kore August 6, 2018

      @72jayd Fuck the toothbrush, he better pick new habits....

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    • logansrun August 6, 2018

      @72jayd and make it electric!!

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  •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

    He needs to seriously consider changing dentists.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 6, 2018

      @mr_krabs so thats why i got a bill from the anesthesiologist for a routine cleaning.. i knew something wasnt right.

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      •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        You’re in their hands when you’re under, they could do all sorts of kinky shit. That’s why I always hope for female doctors.

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  • xenomorph August 6, 2018

    Well that's one was to clean the clap out of your dick

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  • tuffey August 6, 2018

    Did he get all 300 strokes?

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  • cacatanga August 6, 2018

    .....ay.......for the hard to reach places.......ha!.......... Your welcome.

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  • chained cat August 6, 2018

    Fat bitch was having a bubble bath, no seriously a fucking yard broom would have been more appropriate. Can't comment on the tooth brush as I'm strill trying to unclench my toes

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  •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

    That fat ho' can't stand her own smell.

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  •   lafind August 6, 2018

    She definitely needs a bigger shower and he definitely needs more sense.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 6, 2018

      @lafind she needs to have someone fabricate a small crane to dunk her ass in a pool for 10 min. You know damn well theres places she hasnt been able to reach in years... some bleach and chlorine will work best.

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      •   wallawilly August 6, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Let me expand on that. A pool of hydroflouric acid!

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        •   ketamine<3 August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly ha! Even better idea.

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          •   lafind August 6, 2018

            @ketamine<3 What ever pool it is, it will be ruined afterward.

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        • airsporter August 6, 2018

          @wallawilly Ive just formulated something more chemically reactive than Molar Hydroflouric acid at work.....

          Though cant find anything to keep it in!

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    •   mr_krabs August 6, 2018

      @lafind

      Or take her in the garden and hose her down.

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      •   lafind August 6, 2018

        @mr_krabs Need a fire Truck!

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        •   ketamine<3 August 6, 2018

          @lafind add some super strength degreaser, im sure theres fried chicken and pizza grease dripping out of her pores...

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          •   lafind August 6, 2018

            @ketamine<3 All in good fun but in reality, she is probably miserable. She probably has a medical condition with her thyroid or the like. I had a motorcycle accident a few years back and since, I've added 30 lbs. So now I am 50 lbs. over weight and getting too old to work it off.

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            •   ketamine<3 August 7, 2018

              @lafind oh no were all just joking here man. I know about thyroid problems, my mom had hers removed due to cancer so i understand. But you have to admit there are plenty of people who just shovel fast food in their face for every meal and never exercise and have no medical condition. I dont eat fast food, nor do i exercise. But since losing my large intestine i dont put on any weight.

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              •   lafind August 7, 2018

                @ketamine<3 Isn't that important? Or you just lose part of it?

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                •   ketamine<3 August 7, 2018

                  @lafind no i lost all of it unfortunately. Thats why i have to drink alot of Gatorade and water and take a handful of vitamins to get what my body needs. Ive mentioned before i live with an iliostomy. It sucks but ive come to accept and live with it.

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  • r-sin August 6, 2018

    I've been brushing my teeth wrong this whole time!! Why didn't anyone tell me!?

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  • slazz August 6, 2018

    Gotta get right in there to get the gingivitis so you can have that million dollar smile. As for tubby tanker? Wow.

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  •   pizzapie August 6, 2018

    That sick fucker will probably brush his teeth with it

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  • erkie August 6, 2018

    I wonder what tooth (dick)paste he uses, Sensodyne

    ?

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    •   lafind August 6, 2018

      @erkie What ever brand it is, I'll bet it white and creamy!

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  • erkie August 6, 2018

    I am really Erked about this one! Ouch!

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  • hellzyeah August 6, 2018

    Hope for his sake it had extra soft bristles.

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  •   burfurger August 6, 2018

    Don't forget to floss between your balls.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 6, 2018

    Give Maddog his toothbrush back.

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  •   dozer67 August 6, 2018

    After that tooth brush, that dude is going to be pissing flame for weeks....

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  •   dozer67 August 6, 2018

    What unfortunate person has been brushing with that tooth brush?

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  • airsporter August 6, 2018

    Bet he had That All Day Smile after that was removed.

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  • logansrun August 6, 2018

    We could make a lot of soap with her.....

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  • logansrun August 6, 2018

    He's gonna need a longer handled toothbrush if there's ever a chance of reaching those molars.....

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  • fatlarry August 6, 2018

    ouch..... that came out my penis!

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  • bigblackhead August 6, 2018

    Great Caesars Ghost !!!

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  • the man August 6, 2018

    Frumpulas LOL.

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  •   spider-man August 6, 2018

    Man... it looks like this is dick stuff. Is this dick stuff? Fuck. I’m gonna watch it.

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    •   spider-man August 6, 2018

      @spider-man God dammit. A fat chick AND dick stuff.

      My Spider-sense fails me again.

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  • creamofsumyungguy August 6, 2018

    You assholes wanna talk about pain? Once I let that that fat bitch be on top. Nuff said.

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    •   spider-man August 6, 2018

      @creamofsumyungguy You don’t fuckin’ know her, God dammit

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  • moose657 August 6, 2018

    That's a head scratcher.......

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  • moose657 August 6, 2018

    You don't have to send her out for rolls Sunday morning.......

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  • peaks August 6, 2018

    I ate a big mac 3 years ago... and I swear to GOD!

    I puked it up just now! smfh

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  • rileydevil August 7, 2018

    How the fuck do you miss your mouth by that far ?

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  • frank n. stein August 7, 2018

    GROSS! & OUCH!

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  • therealimitaty August 7, 2018

    Ok, I’m just now typing a comment , I just been sitting here staring at the screen trying to rationalize what the FUCK I just saw, I mean come on! I been on here for awhile , and seen some fucked up shit , dismembered assholes and shit , but that was fucked up lmao, hope they made his dumb ass stay awake while they yanked that thing out , you know it was one of those “oh I slipped in the store all the way back home into my shower and landed on this new , unused , sterile toothbrush.....

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  •   freddykrueger August 7, 2018

    ...these pipes are CLEANNNNN!

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  • sipo70 August 7, 2018

    Fags do anything stupid and yet WE are told that WE are the problem. Yuh, okay!

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  • jackhermiz August 11, 2018

    Clean deep inside your dick with a toothbrush to get that dirty colon clean Docter suggested

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