How the fuck do you stick a whole toothbrush in your dick?
@saintpvrp when you just have to get to that itch you can't reach.
@alohasnackbar no ITCH in this fucking world is worth pushing that thing into that hole!
@princeoflots you ever have the clap?
@alohasnackbar i got chlamydia once.. wasnt toothbrush worthy but boy was that uncomfortable..
@alohasnackbar dodged that bullet, thankfully
@saintpvrp It's part of 'The gift'. Sodomites will do anything to get attention.
You bring up the Sodomites a lot!
@wallawilly Well, you can't rely on conformists such as yourself to criticize degeneracy.
@wallawilly I noticed that too......
@mrgrey Honey, no matter how much you wish in your heart of hearts, no man wants to do you. Neither do any women. So, toodle on off back to your incel support group, kthnx?
@saintpvrp I was thinking that exact same thought. How did it not hurt after the 1st centimeter???? But you continued to inflict more pain on you wanker.... And then the shit went in 'BRISTLES FIRST' WTF!!!!
@saintpvrp he tripped and fell on it
Third guy posting is the one in the video
I hope he gets a new toothbrush.
I did, thanks.
@curiousone stick that in your dick. Lol
I was jerking off, and brushing my teeth, and tried to switch hands...
...it didn’t work!
@72jayd Fuck the toothbrush, he better pick new habits....
@72jayd and make it electric!!
He needs to seriously consider changing dentists.
@mr_krabs so thats why i got a bill from the anesthesiologist for a routine cleaning.. i knew something wasnt right.
You’re in their hands when you’re under, they could do all sorts of kinky shit. That’s why I always hope for female doctors.
Well that's one was to clean the clap out of your dick
Did he get all 300 strokes?
.....ay.......for the hard to reach places.......ha!.......... Your welcome.
Fat bitch was having a bubble bath, no seriously a fucking yard broom would have been more appropriate. Can't comment on the tooth brush as I'm strill trying to unclench my toes
That fat ho' can't stand her own smell.
She definitely needs a bigger shower and he definitely needs more sense.
@lafind she needs to have someone fabricate a small crane to dunk her ass in a pool for 10 min. You know damn well theres places she hasnt been able to reach in years... some bleach and chlorine will work best.
Let me expand on that. A pool of hydroflouric acid!
@wallawilly ha! Even better idea.
@ketamine<3 What ever pool it is, it will be ruined afterward.
@wallawilly Ive just formulated something more chemically reactive than Molar Hydroflouric acid at work.....
Though cant find anything to keep it in!
Or take her in the garden and hose her down.
@mr_krabs Need a fire Truck!
@lafind add some super strength degreaser, im sure theres fried chicken and pizza grease dripping out of her pores...
@ketamine<3 All in good fun but in reality, she is probably miserable. She probably has a medical condition with her thyroid or the like. I had a motorcycle accident a few years back and since, I've added 30 lbs. So now I am 50 lbs. over weight and getting too old to work it off.
@lafind oh no were all just joking here man. I know about thyroid problems, my mom had hers removed due to cancer so i understand. But you have to admit there are plenty of people who just shovel fast food in their face for every meal and never exercise and have no medical condition. I dont eat fast food, nor do i exercise. But since losing my large intestine i dont put on any weight.
@ketamine<3 Isn't that important? Or you just lose part of it?
@lafind no i lost all of it unfortunately. Thats why i have to drink alot of Gatorade and water and take a handful of vitamins to get what my body needs. Ive mentioned before i live with an iliostomy. It sucks but ive come to accept and live with it.
I've been brushing my teeth wrong this whole time!! Why didn't anyone tell me!?
Gotta get right in there to get the gingivitis so you can have that million dollar smile. As for tubby tanker? Wow.
That sick fucker will probably brush his teeth with it
I wonder what tooth (dick)paste he uses, Sensodyne
@erkie What ever brand it is, I'll bet it white and creamy!
I am really Erked about this one! Ouch!
Hope for his sake it had extra soft bristles.
Don't forget to floss between your balls.
@burfurger he did...just kind of internally
Give Maddog his toothbrush back.
After that tooth brush, that dude is going to be pissing flame for weeks....
What unfortunate person has been brushing with that tooth brush?
Bet he had That All Day Smile after that was removed.
We could make a lot of soap with her.....
He's gonna need a longer handled toothbrush if there's ever a chance of reaching those molars.....
ouch..... that came out my penis!
Great Caesars Ghost !!!
Man... it looks like this is dick stuff. Is this dick stuff? Fuck. I’m gonna watch it.
@spider-man God dammit. A fat chick AND dick stuff.
My Spider-sense fails me again.
You assholes wanna talk about pain? Once I let that that fat bitch be on top. Nuff said.
@creamofsumyungguy You don’t fuckin’ know her, God dammit
That's a head scratcher.......
You don't have to send her out for rolls Sunday morning.......
I ate a big mac 3 years ago... and I swear to GOD!
I puked it up just now! smfh
How the fuck do you miss your mouth by that far ?
GROSS! & OUCH!
Ok, I’m just now typing a comment , I just been sitting here staring at the screen trying to rationalize what the FUCK I just saw, I mean come on! I been on here for awhile , and seen some fucked up shit , dismembered assholes and shit , but that was fucked up lmao, hope they made his dumb ass stay awake while they yanked that thing out , you know it was one of those “oh I slipped in the store all the way back home into my shower and landed on this new , unused , sterile toothbrush.....
...these pipes are CLEANNNNN!
Fags do anything stupid and yet WE are told that WE are the problem. Yuh, okay!
Clean deep inside your dick with a toothbrush to get that dirty colon clean Docter suggested