THE PERFECT COUPLE

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  • fukinyourmom August 7, 2018

    That's just nasty

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    • mehofjack August 8, 2018

      @fukinyourmom NOT GONNA LIE THAT WAS PURE BEAUTIFUL

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    •   HJ247 August 8, 2018

      @fukinyourmom

      Do you happen to know what she's pulling out of her asshole and flinging at the camera?

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      • cubbage August 8, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        Some kind of ass snot!

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      •   sarge07 August 8, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        yesterdays babybatter

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  • vestanpance August 7, 2018

    Cher let herself go a bit.

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  •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

    Maddog needs to put his teeth in when him and the stepsister are playing house!

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    •   maddog123 August 7, 2018

      @wallawilly and that bitch promised she would show that shit at show and tell at the girl scout meetings only the lying bitch

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      •   wallawilly August 8, 2018

        @maddog123

        Lol+++ Do the girl scouts have pussy flavored cookies?

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  • mrgrey August 7, 2018

    The second clip represents the mentality of anal freaks.

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    •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

      @mrgrey

      And Trump supporters...

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      • alohasnackbar August 7, 2018

        @wallawilly still butthurt?

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        •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

          @alohasnackbar

          Nah, ain't butthurt. I didn't want that cunt in there either. I just personally don't like the dick..

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          • alohasnackbar August 7, 2018

            @wallawilly I can respect that, but what did his supporters do to you ?

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            •   lafind August 7, 2018

              @alohasnackbar We exist!

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            •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

              @alohasnackbar

              Show themselves on public TV. ;-)

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              • alohasnackbar August 7, 2018

                @wallawilly as long as I can be a thorn in your side, a fly in your ointment. ;)

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                • creamofsumyungguy August 8, 2018

                  @alohasnackbar don’t forget the monkey in his wrench...or some shit I don’t know I’m hammered

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              • vestanpance August 7, 2018

                @wallawilly

                I think it`s funny when they show themselves on `Who Is America` so swings and roundabouts.

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            • frank n. stein August 7, 2018

              @alohasnackbar

              "What did his supporters do to you"?? They supported & voted that disgusting pumpkin clown into office!!

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              • alohasnackbar August 7, 2018

                @frank n. stein my triggered nigger!

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              •   sarge07 August 8, 2018

                @frank n. stein

                you preferred Hillary?

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                •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

                  @sarge07 fuck no! Shes a lying murderer. Fuck the clintons.

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                  •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

                    @ketamine<3

                    yet they remain the liberals darlings, crimes and all

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      • mrgrey August 7, 2018

        @wallawilly The Hollywood degenerates failed at politics, so they removed his Walk of Fame star instead.

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  • rubber August 7, 2018

    So this girl is just ruined from anyone ever having sex with her right? She can't feel shit anymore

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    • alohasnackbar August 7, 2018

      @rubber I see what you did there.

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    • calethehuman August 7, 2018

      @rubber Pleasure, just like her poo, falls to the roadside.

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  • hellzyeah August 7, 2018

    Sorry just dont find a girl ramming her fist in her ass and flinging spooge out appealing.

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    •   lafind August 7, 2018

      @hellzyeah That was rather nasty, wasn't it?

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    •   ketamine<3 August 7, 2018

      @hellzyeah appealing no, interesting... ill admit i have a wierd fascination with the shit people do to their bodies.

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      • creamofsumyungguy August 8, 2018

        @ketamine<3 does that mean you found that dude who breaks glass in his ass interesting too? Yeah me too

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        •   ketamine<3 August 8, 2018

          @creamofsumyungguy i cringed but yes for some reason i love watchjng tjat stuff. I tyr and imagine why they would do such things but just can never justify it in my head as their being any pleasure to doing it. Hey all of us watch the shit, im just the one saying it lol.

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          •   sarge07 August 9, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            like a train wreck, you could not look away from that weirdo

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          • creamofsumyungguy August 9, 2018

            @ketamine<3 this is true. We’re all fucked up

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    •   mr_krabs August 7, 2018

      @hellzyeah

      Awww man. You’re gonna hate your birthday present.

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      • hellzyeah August 7, 2018

        @mr_krabs -Ahahahha

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  • onslaught August 7, 2018

    Aaaaaand enough internet for today...

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    • highartfarts August 7, 2018

      @onslaught HAH! Lightweight! (or, still intact moral compass?)

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    •   ketamine<3 August 7, 2018

      @onslaught there can never be enough internet...

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  •   ketamine<3 August 7, 2018

    So unicorns are attracted to rose buds... interesting.

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  • dickramsey August 7, 2018

    CS MODS BE LIKE ...

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  • cacatanga August 7, 2018

    ......dude's a dick head..........ay.....call'em like i see'em....

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    • erkie August 7, 2018

      @cacatanga Wacth out who you're calling a dick head! I resemble that remark!!

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    • erkie August 7, 2018

      @cacatanga I'm Erked !

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  • erkie August 7, 2018

    Awesome! let's get some drugs and Party !

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  • fukinyourmom August 7, 2018

    You know you may have wore out your o-ring a bit if you can just fist your own turd cutter like that.

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  • stratosgr August 7, 2018

    Criticize all you want BUT she can bring more to a relationship than most of your ex’s

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    • frank n. stein August 7, 2018

      @stratosgr

      A sloppy, gaping ass and fuckhole?!! STD's?

      PASS.

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    •   sarge07 August 8, 2018

      @stratosgr

      um, no

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  • krazybitch4u699 August 7, 2018

    My dick you do nothing to that asshole.

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  • frank n. stein August 7, 2018

    That cum-dump ho is fucking NASTY!!!

    The rare Retarded Unidong

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  •   burfurger August 7, 2018

    Brown's fan after being being butt fucked by their team again and a Packer fan just being himself.

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    •   wallawilly August 8, 2018

      @burfurger

      But... Baker Mayfield won the Heisman Trophy!

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  •   picklehiesner August 7, 2018

    Ron ?

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    •   wallawilly August 7, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      That was a very deep cover mission for ole Ron while in the CIA..

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  • logansrun August 7, 2018

    "HEYYYY YOUUU GUYYYSSSS"

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  • rasriff August 7, 2018

    I want to stick both feet in her ass and stand up

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  • skyguardian August 7, 2018

    when she will be a whore granny, her anus will fall!

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  • airsporter August 8, 2018

    Thats one ugly Dalek!

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    •   sarge07 August 8, 2018

      @airsporter

      "EXTEMINATE EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE"

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  • creamofsumyungguy August 8, 2018

    Man my parents are fucked up

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    •   wallawilly August 8, 2018

      @creamofsumyungguy

      Did they forget to pack your lunch? No snackpack? :-)

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      • creamofsumyungguy August 9, 2018

        @wallawilly yeah she got my vanilla pudding snack pack. What do you think she was pulling out of her ass?

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  •   nybadguy August 8, 2018

    Wait. Isn't that rockinron?

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  • fiddledeedee August 8, 2018

    Oh yeah, I think these two featured their restaurant on "Kitchen Nightmares" a few weeks ago. The customers were saying the food tasted like shit. Gordon Ramsay told the girl to take her fist out of her ass, and told the guy to take the dick off his head, especially while seating customers.

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    •   wallawilly August 8, 2018

      @fiddledeedee

      Is "Kitchen Nightmares" a favorite TV show of yours? :-)

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  • vl4d August 9, 2018

    I actually made an account to upvote this shit.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 9, 2018

      @vl4d i think theres still cookies left in the rant section... go ahead, you earned it.

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  • jackhermiz August 11, 2018

    Unicorns

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