PUBLIC INDECENCY: ACCEPTABLE VS. UNACCEPTABLE

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  •   wallawilly August 11, 2018

    Geez! Let that man beat his junk! He's not procreating so let that baby batter hit the grass!

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    • crazybitchprincess August 13, 2018

      @wallawilly He tried to set his password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough

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  •   GrimmWilder August 11, 2018

    There are SOO many racist comment for this video ....i just can't choose,..,.,

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    •   wallawilly August 11, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Take a deeeeep breath and let it free flow my friend!

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    • redmeadowlegion August 11, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Was that Bill Cosby's son? Wow the fruit don't fall from the tree.

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  • underpants August 11, 2018

    Michael Jackson’s “Beat it” would have been a better song choice.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

      @underpants just beat it..

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    •   sarge07 August 11, 2018

      @underpants

      Weird Al's "Eat it"?

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    • yamagata August 11, 2018

      @underpants Fuck ya bitch, german oldies are better then a black michael jackson

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      •   lafind August 12, 2018

        @yamagata But he turned white in the latter years! Doesn't that count?

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        •   sarge07 August 12, 2018

          @lafind

          get it right, he turned himself into an UGLY white woman

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          •   lafind August 12, 2018

            @sarge07 You are correct, went from a pretty black boy to an ugly white girl or something like that.

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  •   mr_krabs August 11, 2018

    That geyser had eaten Indian food.

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  •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

    Back in the day when i was a kid, the first one would have been acceptable. In today's liberal society, where women can use the men's bathroom without reprisals, both are gonna be just fine...

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    •   happyjack August 11, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 I go into a public bathroom to go to the urinal, take a piss, wash my hands and leave. There could be a green Martian in there and I may not notice. Everyone is obsessed with the potty now for some reason.....

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      •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

        @happyjack

        My only problem with it is this, women can do whatever they want. Send a man into the women's room? He's gonna get arrested. There shouldn't be a double standard.

        And oh yeah...i call bullshit on the washing of the hands after taking a piss... no one really does that...

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        •   wallawilly August 11, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          Unless I piss all over myself, I dont wash my hands. I mean, it's my cock, I'm not a dirty motherfucker!

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          •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

            @wallawilly

            I mean, i kind of have to b/c of that huge split i put in the head of my tiny penis. So it sprays like a defective lawn sprinkler. But when it's not too sloppy, i just lick it up like everyone else. No big deal.

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        •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 i always wash my hands after taking a piss. Even though urine is sterile you never know what germs may have gotten onto your hands.

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          •   wallawilly August 11, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            That's a misconception. Piss isn't sterile like ya think..

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            •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

              @wallawilly really? I was always told that it was.

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              •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                It is completely sterile as long as it's clear. If it's cloudy there's bacteria present. But as soon as clear urine touches air, b/c of all the germs floating around, it's completely contaminated.

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                •   ketamine<3 August 12, 2018

                  @iwantagoodhj247 ahh gotcha.

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                  •   sarge07 August 12, 2018

                    @ketamine<3

                    same with any sterile item, bandages, suture kits, etc., the minute they are opened they are contaminated

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                •   lafind August 12, 2018

                  @iwantagoodhj247 Ah the science of piss.

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                  •   HJ247 August 12, 2018

                    @lafind

                    As compared to the politics of dancing?

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            •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

              @wallawilly Patches o'houlahan drinks it "cause its sterile and [he] likes the taste"

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              •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                Lmao!!+++ Ya better watch that fucker, he will hurl a fuckin wrench at ya!

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          •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            -1

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            •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247 why thank you for the neg. But i do wash my hands in public restrooms and at home i dont use soap but i rinse them off.

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              •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                -1

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                •   ketamine<3 August 12, 2018

                  @iwantagoodhj247 aww thank you again! I would neg ya back but im not too sure how to do that.. fuck it ill + ya instead.

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        •   sarge07 August 11, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          sorry I disagree, I always wash my hands after using the public toilet, and at home as well.

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. August 11, 2018

            @sarge07,

            Lordy.. Me too.. Always. Not to is just gross.

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            •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              And a -1 for you too...

              For lying!

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              • jizzphantom August 14, 2018

                @HJ247 never wash for a piss...

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            •   sarge07 August 12, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              I see the fag goff is back and negging all the usuals,it must suck to have creatures pathetic life

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              •   HJ247 August 12, 2018

                @sarge07

                No. That's me sarge. I'm negging all you liars who say you wash your hands after you pee.... that's all. And i'm no ffoG.

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          •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

            @sarge07

            -1

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          •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

            @sarge07

            Do you wash your hands after dropping a deuce?

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            •   sarge07 August 12, 2018

              @wallawilly

              well, obviously dingleberry

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            •   HJ247 August 12, 2018

              @wallawilly

              Not me. Unless it's really watery or some chunks get caught in my asshair and when I'm wiping it gets smeared on my thumb... you guys all know what i'm talking about... then i usually think about washing, but if it comes off with toilet paper and doesn't smell too bad, i usually just flush and go have breakfast.

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              •   ketamine<3 August 12, 2018

                @iwantagoodhj247 your either trolling or a disgusting ass person. Im gonna go with both.

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            • jizzphantom August 14, 2018

              @wallawilly nope

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        •   happyjack August 11, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 yes and no. I'm sure trannies use the women's restroom. There's some bull dykes that could easily go into the men's restroom unnoticed.

          If I'm working on something and have greasy hands I'll skip the sink maybe, any other time I'm washing those bad boys. Remind me not to shake your hand at the crazyshit picnic. I'll give you a head nod or a fist bump.

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          •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

            @happyjack

            You are a funny mother fucker HJ! Fucking fist bump or a head nod! Haha!

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          •   mr_krabs August 11, 2018

            @happyjack

            You don’t wanna be fist bumping him, he’s not clean from the elbow down.

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            •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

              @mr_krabs

              WRONG! i'm not clean from head to toe... big difference...

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          •   HJ247 August 12, 2018

            @happyjack

            And when and where is this picnic exactly? August is almost half way thru and i haven't gotten my invite yet. Ahem...

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    •   lafind August 11, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 But don't we get to use the girls bathroom? I feel feminine today.

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      •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

        @lafind

        I just say i'm gender neutral. Works every time.

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        •   lafind August 11, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 Well, I guess that does give you more to choose from.

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  • c-3po August 11, 2018

    Haha it took a while before i saw the nigger in the grass.

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    • erkie August 12, 2018

      @c-3po Do you use wd-40 on your joints?

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  • letmefindout August 11, 2018

    I've come to realize that unacceptable coincides with in-viewable.

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  • pickdickle August 11, 2018

    Don't you hate when your just about to crack that elusive fat and someone throws water on you, so rude. Back to square one

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    •   wallawilly August 11, 2018

      @pickdickle

      "crack that elusive fat"? You gonna havesta translate..

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      •   HJ247 August 11, 2018

        @wallawilly

        For reals...

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      • pickdickle August 11, 2018

        @wallawilly well it looked like he was having trouble and just before he got there he was interrupted, poor guy was just trying to knock one out on the side of a busy intersection

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  • cacatanga August 11, 2018

    .....hey asshole!.........quit wasting that water........

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  •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

    Maybe the guy gets turned on by cars and went to the busiest corner in his town to smoke crack and jack it.

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    •   sarge07 August 11, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      and the man with the water bottle, acting like he's trying to get the mutt off his prize poodle

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  •   ketamine<3 August 11, 2018

    First one reminded me of Marilyn Monroe's dress fun :)

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  •   sarge07 August 11, 2018

    Never heard The Bellamy Brothers "Let Your Love Flow" in whatever language that was. It's funny as fuck in Thai though.

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    •   wallawilly August 11, 2018

      @sarge07

      "Like a mountain stream..."

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      •   sarge07 August 12, 2018

        @wallawilly

        I just got their greatest hits, my favorite is "Old Hippie", "He's and old hippy and he don't know what to do, He aint trying to change the world, he's just tryin real hard to adjust" LOL

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        •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

          @sarge07

          Lol! Although I have no clue what you look like, I picture Ronald Lee Ermey, with a coon ass voice, crooning while shaving! The coon ass voice cuz of where you reside...

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  •   acairman August 11, 2018

    #2- Michael Obamma harking back to his day's on the African Savannah.

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  • secret squirrel August 11, 2018

    Waiting for the cross signal makes me horny too.. Damn!

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  •   nybadguy August 11, 2018

    Reminds me of that guy from sons of anarchy who would jack off

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    •   ketamine<3 August 12, 2018

      @nybadguy haha they cut his fingers off too, thats awesome. There's gotta be people like that out there...

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      •   nybadguy August 12, 2018

        @ketamine<3 they gave the MF'er Rubber hands lol

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  • n8dizzle August 11, 2018

    ....I believe Roseanne would have something better to say than I do.

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  • mclovin510 August 11, 2018

    Both must’ve felt pretty good

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  • rasriff August 11, 2018

    Let your love flow.

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  •   burfurger August 11, 2018

    Sometimes the urge is just too much to deny.

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    •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

      @burfurger

      Is that what you tell him?

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      •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Stop messin with him, you fuckin Twit!!!

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  • captjim August 12, 2018

    Hey... sometimes you just gotta rub one off...

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    • zobs August 12, 2018

      @captjim

      The skeet would not be denied.

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      •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

        @zobs

        Are you sure about that Freddy?

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      •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

        @zobs

        Na na nana, na na nana, hey hey hey, GOODBYE!!!

        Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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      •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

        @zobs

        You love that facial skeet, huh no-neckjo? Tee hee

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  • erkie August 12, 2018

    Peek a boo(b)!

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  • frank n. stein August 12, 2018

    Tits - Unacceptable / Blk guy j/o for everyone - acceptable.

    He REALLY wanted to get off! If the guy in the car doesn't like it....DON'T WATCH!!

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    •   sarge07 August 12, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      public decency, some still have it. How do you figure the unexpected breast exposure as unacceptable and male public masturbation as acceptable?

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  • cacatanga August 12, 2018

    ......[me and mother nature talk]....

    (ME)......."love you mother nature.......you are so good to me"...

    (ME)......"hey ma?......, is there any way i can have look at that girl's giant double D's?".....

    (ME)........"yup. The one in the green bottoms..."....

    (ME)........."awwwwwww,thank you mother nature......the best!"........................so guys remember, keep the planet clean.....(Capt. Planet).."the power is YOURS!

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    •   wallawilly August 12, 2018

      @cacatanga

      What you smokin? Hook me up. I wanna chat with that old whore to!

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  • airsporter August 12, 2018

    Guess the 2nd one comtravened a Local law.....

    There are entire quiz programs in the U.K. dedicated as to which U.S. ridiculous byelaws are True/False.

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  • wpginterceptor August 12, 2018

    reminds me of a chimpanzee I seen at the zoo

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  • 2lolo August 12, 2018

    THAT'S BLACKS FOR YOU.!!!!

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  • wickedasitseems August 12, 2018

    That guy totally ruined the moment!!

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  • erkie August 13, 2018

    OK So I am a BOOB!Man!

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  •   ouch August 13, 2018

    Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack

    Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

    Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.

    Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

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  •   spider-man August 16, 2018

    “They’ll never take away my jackin’ it”

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  • albertmag October 19, 2018

    Gawd Dang...the things ya see when ya don't have a gun...

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