Geez! Let that man beat his junk! He's not procreating so let that baby batter hit the grass!
@wallawilly He tried to set his password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough
There are SOO many racist comment for this video ....i just can't choose,..,.,
Take a deeeeep breath and let it free flow my friend!
Was that Bill Cosby's son? Wow the fruit don't fall from the tree.
Michael Jackson’s “Beat it” would have been a better song choice.
@underpants just beat it..
Weird Al's "Eat it"?
@underpants Fuck ya bitch, german oldies are better then a black michael jackson
@yamagata But he turned white in the latter years! Doesn't that count?
get it right, he turned himself into an UGLY white woman
@sarge07 You are correct, went from a pretty black boy to an ugly white girl or something like that.
That geyser had eaten Indian food.
Back in the day when i was a kid, the first one would have been acceptable. In today's liberal society, where women can use the men's bathroom without reprisals, both are gonna be just fine...
@iwantagoodhj247 I go into a public bathroom to go to the urinal, take a piss, wash my hands and leave. There could be a green Martian in there and I may not notice. Everyone is obsessed with the potty now for some reason.....
My only problem with it is this, women can do whatever they want. Send a man into the women's room? He's gonna get arrested. There shouldn't be a double standard.
And oh yeah...i call bullshit on the washing of the hands after taking a piss... no one really does that...
Unless I piss all over myself, I dont wash my hands. I mean, it's my cock, I'm not a dirty motherfucker!
I mean, i kind of have to b/c of that huge split i put in the head of my tiny penis. So it sprays like a defective lawn sprinkler. But when it's not too sloppy, i just lick it up like everyone else. No big deal.
@iwantagoodhj247 i always wash my hands after taking a piss. Even though urine is sterile you never know what germs may have gotten onto your hands.
That's a misconception. Piss isn't sterile like ya think..
@wallawilly really? I was always told that it was.
It is completely sterile as long as it's clear. If it's cloudy there's bacteria present. But as soon as clear urine touches air, b/c of all the germs floating around, it's completely contaminated.
@iwantagoodhj247 ahh gotcha.
same with any sterile item, bandages, suture kits, etc., the minute they are opened they are contaminated
@iwantagoodhj247 Ah the science of piss.
As compared to the politics of dancing?
@wallawilly Patches o'houlahan drinks it "cause its sterile and [he] likes the taste"
Lmao!!+++ Ya better watch that fucker, he will hurl a fuckin wrench at ya!
@iwantagoodhj247 why thank you for the neg. But i do wash my hands in public restrooms and at home i dont use soap but i rinse them off.
@iwantagoodhj247 aww thank you again! I would neg ya back but im not too sure how to do that.. fuck it ill + ya instead.
sorry I disagree, I always wash my hands after using the public toilet, and at home as well.
Lordy.. Me too.. Always. Not to is just gross.
And a -1 for you too...
@HJ247 never wash for a piss...
I see the fag goff is back and negging all the usuals,it must suck to have creatures pathetic life
No. That's me sarge. I'm negging all you liars who say you wash your hands after you pee.... that's all. And i'm no ffoG.
Do you wash your hands after dropping a deuce?
well, obviously dingleberry
Not me. Unless it's really watery or some chunks get caught in my asshair and when I'm wiping it gets smeared on my thumb... you guys all know what i'm talking about... then i usually think about washing, but if it comes off with toilet paper and doesn't smell too bad, i usually just flush and go have breakfast.
@iwantagoodhj247 your either trolling or a disgusting ass person. Im gonna go with both.
@iwantagoodhj247 yes and no. I'm sure trannies use the women's restroom. There's some bull dykes that could easily go into the men's restroom unnoticed.
If I'm working on something and have greasy hands I'll skip the sink maybe, any other time I'm washing those bad boys. Remind me not to shake your hand at the crazyshit picnic. I'll give you a head nod or a fist bump.
You are a funny mother fucker HJ! Fucking fist bump or a head nod! Haha!
You don’t wanna be fist bumping him, he’s not clean from the elbow down.
WRONG! i'm not clean from head to toe... big difference...
And when and where is this picnic exactly? August is almost half way thru and i haven't gotten my invite yet. Ahem...
@iwantagoodhj247 But don't we get to use the girls bathroom? I feel feminine today.
I just say i'm gender neutral. Works every time.
@iwantagoodhj247 Well, I guess that does give you more to choose from.
Haha it took a while before i saw the nigger in the grass.
@c-3po Do you use wd-40 on your joints?
I've come to realize that unacceptable coincides with in-viewable.
Don't you hate when your just about to crack that elusive fat and someone throws water on you, so rude. Back to square one
"crack that elusive fat"? You gonna havesta translate..
@wallawilly well it looked like he was having trouble and just before he got there he was interrupted, poor guy was just trying to knock one out on the side of a busy intersection
Ok bro. Gotcha!
.....hey asshole!.........quit wasting that water........
Maybe the guy gets turned on by cars and went to the busiest corner in his town to smoke crack and jack it.
and the man with the water bottle, acting like he's trying to get the mutt off his prize poodle
First one reminded me of Marilyn Monroe's dress fun :)
Never heard The Bellamy Brothers "Let Your Love Flow" in whatever language that was. It's funny as fuck in Thai though.
"Like a mountain stream..."
I just got their greatest hits, my favorite is "Old Hippie", "He's and old hippy and he don't know what to do, He aint trying to change the world, he's just tryin real hard to adjust" LOL
Lol! Although I have no clue what you look like, I picture Ronald Lee Ermey, with a coon ass voice, crooning while shaving! The coon ass voice cuz of where you reside...
#2- Michael Obamma harking back to his day's on the African Savannah.
@acairman who's Michael Obamma?
Trump's "Playgirl" lover!
Waiting for the cross signal makes me horny too.. Damn!
Reminds me of that guy from sons of anarchy who would jack off
@nybadguy haha they cut his fingers off too, thats awesome. There's gotta be people like that out there...
@ketamine<3 they gave the MF'er Rubber hands lol
....I believe Roseanne would have something better to say than I do.
Both must’ve felt pretty good
Let your love flow.
Sometimes the urge is just too much to deny.
Is that what you tell him?
Stop messin with him, you fuckin Twit!!!
Hey... sometimes you just gotta rub one off...
The skeet would not be denied.
Are you sure about that Freddy?
Na na nana, na na nana, hey hey hey, GOODBYE!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You love that facial skeet, huh no-neckjo? Tee hee
Peek a boo(b)!
Tits - Unacceptable / Blk guy j/o for everyone - acceptable.
He REALLY wanted to get off! If the guy in the car doesn't like it....DON'T WATCH!!
@frank n. stein
public decency, some still have it. How do you figure the unexpected breast exposure as unacceptable and male public masturbation as acceptable?
......[me and mother nature talk]....
(ME)......."love you mother nature.......you are so good to me"...
(ME)......"hey ma?......, is there any way i can have look at that girl's giant double D's?".....
(ME)........"yup. The one in the green bottoms..."....
(ME)........."awwwwwww,thank you mother nature......the best!"........................so guys remember, keep the planet clean.....(Capt. Planet).."the power is YOURS!
What you smokin? Hook me up. I wanna chat with that old whore to!
Guess the 2nd one comtravened a Local law.....
There are entire quiz programs in the U.K. dedicated as to which U.S. ridiculous byelaws are True/False.
reminds me of a chimpanzee I seen at the zoo
THAT'S BLACKS FOR YOU.!!!!
That guy totally ruined the moment!!
OK So I am a BOOB!Man!
Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
“They’ll never take away my jackin’ it”