2 REASONS NOT TO GO ON A CHINESE HONEYMOON

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  • 72jayd August 13, 2018

    Damn, their honeymoons are brutal.

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    • xxxmass August 13, 2018

      @72jayd - looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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    • baddogonline August 13, 2018

      @72jayd Asian knows how to fight feminism! hehe

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      • frank n. stein August 14, 2018

        THE SECOND ONE ISN'T HIS WIFE. IT'S HIS SIDE GIRL. HE HAS A SPARE!

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  • muzziesarescum August 13, 2018

    Aww the good ole days... when there wasn't a safety release lever in the trunk.

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    •   luvthick August 13, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      LMAO! That's fucked up!

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      •   ouch August 13, 2018

        @luvthick But funny at the same time

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  • txdo_msk August 13, 2018

    3rd reason is the previous video.

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    • letmefindout August 13, 2018

      @txdo_msk

      Chinese Relations are like Chinese food. 20 minutes later you're back at it again.

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      •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

        @letmefindout

        20 minutes my ass! The older ya get the longer the nap has to last!

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  •   HJ247 August 13, 2018

    Until we know what those bitches did, i say they got what they deserved.

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  •   mr_krabs August 13, 2018

    “Who has small penis now sharon? I kick you in the face! I real man!”

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  •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

    Those slant-eyes are a strange people!

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  • fiddledeedee August 13, 2018

    Weak men! Be honest. Give her love, give her attention, give her compliments, give her dick. Everything good.

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    •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

      @fiddledeedee

      How about skipping the first 6 steps and go straight to dropping cock in her?

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      •   lafind August 13, 2018

        @wallawilly In this particular circumstance, I have to approve of your going straight to the subject of cock.

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        •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

          @lafind

          You like that subject, don't ya Sally?? ;-)

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          •   ketamine<3 August 13, 2018

            @wallawilly we're talking roosters here right?

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            •   sarge07 August 14, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              oohhhhh I hope so

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  •   ketamine<3 August 13, 2018

    Its easier to put someome in a trunk if you use chloroform. not that ive done it or anything....

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    •   sarge07 August 14, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      ssshhhhh, I got ya back

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  •   ketamine<3 August 13, 2018

    She had to have cheated on that guy in the first video. Thats pretty harsh for forgetting mayo..

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  • hellzyeah August 13, 2018

    Cant tell you how many times wanted to the same thing when my wife wouldnt shut up about my driving.

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  • pen August 13, 2018

    You know, if you lock your dog in the trunk at least he is happy to see you when you let him out. That's how you know who really loves you more.

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    •   lafind August 13, 2018

      @pen Wow, you have something there! I think we should all lock our ole' ladies in the trunk to see if they are happy to see us when they get out.

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      •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

        @lafind

        You better set up some off-shore accounts and stash some cash before doing that!

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        •   lafind August 13, 2018

          @wallawilly You may have a point, don't want Trump n Company (US Government) getting ahold of my money!

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  • erkie August 13, 2018

    He put her in there for safe keeping. You know where she will be at all times!

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  • pickdickle August 13, 2018

    Shouldn't have eaten all the fried rice

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  • erkie August 13, 2018

    Looks like she got the shit kicked out of her!

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  •   lafind August 13, 2018

    Actually, I just don't get it, all the dudes just standing by while a man abuses a woman. Don't think that would go down that way in the US.

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    •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

      @lafind

      I totally agree with ya but how many times have we heard of a situation where a bystander steps in and gets his head blown off? You never know what a crazy fucker might do..

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  •   burfurger August 13, 2018

    Soooo.... Everyone just gonna stand there and pretend that didn't happen,huh?

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  • airsporter August 13, 2018

    'Dogs Die In Hot Cars.'

    Made you look.

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  • humongous August 13, 2018

    Nothing wrong here.

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  • fatlarry August 13, 2018

    its a nice day for a white wedding

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  • blackvelvet August 13, 2018

    Based on what I know about Chinese women, they were probably fucking at least 3 other guys, and have at least 2 other sugar daddies, as well as the "main" person they say they love and are married to.

    A girl on the famous Chinese dating show said that when her boyfriend didn't propose, she "showed him" by going to a bar, finding a guy, marrying him straight away and getting pregnant. Yup, smart girls in China.

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    •   wallawilly August 14, 2018

      @blackvelvet

      Don't know much, do ya?

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  •   wallawilly August 13, 2018

    You keep a spare tire in the trunk, rite? Well then, that must be his spare bitch!

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  • rileydevil August 13, 2018

    They should not of escaped the kitchen

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  • cacatanga August 14, 2018

    .....i like the second guy's solution to his problem.........,"....look i told you, not today!........thats it... the trunk for you my lady".................problem solved.

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  • maga2020 August 14, 2018

    The Chinese dont hand out pussy passes that easily. Yes it is true alot of these slant eye broads are fucking two to four other dudes. But generally they can take a good vaginal pounding so it can be fun and they dont break balls two much for a side thing

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  • xenomorph August 14, 2018

    Bitch get in the car.

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  • candle August 14, 2018

    Now drive the car off a cliff and claim you forgot to use the parking break, and that she was still in there.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 14, 2018

      @candle haha they'll never figure out that he actually did know...

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  • frank n. stein August 14, 2018

    This shit is China. Japanese are very polite, very kind. In Japan, people would step in to stop the atrocity.

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  • cruiserman August 14, 2018

    A few reasons more to hate fucking chineses.

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  • garlicfarts August 14, 2018

    Does anyone else remember "Trunk Monkey"?

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  • skyguardian August 14, 2018

    sucker kick!

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  • wtf2017 August 14, 2018

    there are more cowards per squire mile in the Orient than in the rest of the world combined.

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  • domewards August 16, 2018

    Think he has a few chinks in the chain missing

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