I got my ass kicked by a turkey hen with chicks. This is brutal.
Geese are ridiculously mean but seeing this ostrich gives me a whole new perspective.
@72jayd Anyone else noticed the old man with the balloon at 25 second mark of the video. He is just standing there doing nothing.... Just holding a balloon.... Hmmmmm. Maybe he caused that accident with that stupid balloon.
@kore Maybe he thought it was entertaining!
What was he supposed to do? Jump in front and stop the runaway bus?? smh
@frank n. stein WTF are you talking about???? All I asked was did anyone notice the old man with the balloon, and I also stated that maybe he caused the accident because of that balloon. I never sais he should have done something. Keep shaking your head til' explodes with blood. Next time, read shit the right way. The statement that I made( I meant just that)... HE IS JUST STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING... even before the accident. Stay off my dick, or suck it. Pick one.!!!!
someone pissed in his mess kit again
@sarge07 seems like it, he has been a dick to a number of people lately.
Ostriches' kick ass I see.
someone taught that ostrich kung fu, zebra is looking like what the fuck?
@lafind they are mean as fuck dude. They dont give up easily either as you can see. And good luck out running them, your best bet is to try and punch the fuck out of them so ive heard.
Or fuck the punch out of them... so I've "heard"... wink wink...
@HJ247 well one comes after the other either way you put it it works out ;)
@lafind do not fuck with an ostrich. They are some scary fuckers.
Why do all of these oriental people find themselves in the wong place at the wong time?
Oriental is what you call a rug or vase. What you call that guy is gook, chink or slant-eye.
No, you call the guy asian.
Fuck of gutbucket! POS..
Because there are so fucking many of them. You can’t swing a cat without hitting an Asian (who will then eat the cat).
That ostrich was beating the shit out of Paul Manafort for making it's brother into a jacket.
The title is full of lies!! I just stubbed my toe about 5 mins ago..
Ostriches are complete bastards...Johnny Cash was almost killed by one
Fuck any amputees lately, fellow amputee fucker?
@kaned are you trying to flirt with me Stumpy?
Don't worry about ffoG. He's the west coast's premier cum dumpster! If you're an uncle, he won't charge ya..
Nah, We're the bastards that keeps fucking with nature!
and it's always funny as hell
@luvthick Have you ever been around ostriches? They are mean, nasty motherfuckers. Oh, and btw, arent humans a part of nature?
haha,, this whole thing was funny, zebras are super intelligent
Idiots holding the ladder in #2 had the right idea but were apparently weak ass fuckers.
ladder + swimming pool + dumbass = riotous laughter
Some farmer was having fun letting his bulls go in #6 haha
That could have used Benny Hill's theme music...
#8 Haley.. move over ive got to take a dump... you can put your face back down in there in just a couple minutes. Trust me it'll help ya puke it out.
Those ostriches are a cunt of a thing. Zebra is next for an arse whooping.
I'd cunt punch that fucking Ostridge and rip it's fucking guts out...….Or run away screaming like a girl
Either way works!
@ouch can a human outrun an ostrich I thought they ran way faster than us?
I'll take "run away screaming like a girl" for 300 Alec
Get Minced Edition!
Seriously is there a person over the age of 6 that doesn't know when you jump off a ladder its going to move?!
@hellzyeah like i stated above they had the right idea by holding it but obviously didn't pass physics class.
Ahh the daily dose of quality slant eye drivers mixed in with a drunk bitch but pleasantly suprised by the animal family fighting back against pos humanity.
That bird thoe lol.
Nothing worse than getting your ass kicked by Dee from always sunny.
@calethehuman haha "big dumb bird".
The ostrich was going easy on the chump! He didn't even rip the guys chest open! He could have had a concussion too!
....ha....you mess with the ostrich . You get the............................? Huh?....Don't really know what they give.......,but, l do know. That big ass bird is gona fk you up.
Ha Ha! The guy's kids did a good job of supporting the ladder! The man did a belly flop on concrete and slid into the pool! I bet he has a nasty burn on his stomach! bet the kids get an ass whipping for the stupid mistake he made.
The lady over the toilet took the wrong drug! I wanted her to do her impression of a zombie! It's a on going thing that everyone is trying!
@erkie dude your obsessed with zombies aren't you? Like almost every vid/pic you make a comment about zombies or the walking dead lol. Thats not a bad thing, i kinda like that about you. I love zombies myself. Keep up the good zombie reports man! :-)
It's better if I post a comment and leave, b'coz the stupid things some of you retards post makes you sound....well....retarded!!
@frank n. stein don't go away mad,just go away!
@frank n. stein
I aint retarded yet! That makes me Pre-tarded.
like that brilliant post? Damn if you are always going to be a dick about everything, then just stay away. Sometimes you post some funny shit, then you turn to the dark side and become a raging hemorrhoid
At least SOMEONE likes me!
Bulls on parade by RATM would have been fitting.
Good....fuck that kid up! fucking animal abusers. Thats why i like to see those American Rodeos too. Fuck those "cowboy", alpha male shitheads up.
Only at CS does puking in a toilet equal getting crushed by a truck or bus.
in China you need to learn the 5 D'S
@skyguardian you forgot one D they need to learn how to do, DRIVE!
That bird was kicking his ass!
You see that zebra at the end, watching the ostrich in stunned silence, like "Gollleeee." Then the ostrich turns in his direction and the zebra bolts.
"Get me away from that bad ass bird."
I heard Vern Troyer died in a tragic Turkey frying accident, but he didn't even get to pluck the damn thing.
Garble garble garble
It would be hard as fuck to fight that bird
Just snap the bird's fucking neck