SOMEHOW THIS WOMAN SURVIVED A BRUTAL CAR SANDWHICH-ING

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She did not die. This was in Brazil. The driver was drunk, and she had to get her leg amputated, but otherwise, survived. He made bail, but will be indicted for grave bodily harm, and, since he was drunk, Brazilian law will consider it as if he had intent to injury her (he assumes the risk of injuring or killing someone by driving drunk)

Source: work at federal prosecution office in Brazil)

https://g1.globo.com/sc/santa-catarina/noticia/2018/08/13/mulher-e-prensada-contra-porta-malas-do-proprio-carro-por-veiculo-em-alta-velocidade-em-joinville-video.ghtml

  • 72jayd August 15, 2018

    Time to dump the car for a skateboard.

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  • notquitethere August 15, 2018

    That's one way to get thinner.

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  • letmefindout August 15, 2018

    You can't make a great sandwich without Hellman's

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    • frank n. stein August 15, 2018

      @letmefindout WTF???

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      •   mr_krabs August 15, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Because she forgot the mayo. Come on frank, keep up.

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  •   lafind August 15, 2018

    Was her name Eileen?

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    • 72jayd August 15, 2018

      @lafind Diana Krall.

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    • alohasnackbar August 15, 2018

      @lafind if this happened in Japan her name would be Irene.

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      • fiddledeedee August 16, 2018

        @alohasnackbar

        Oooh. That girl. Now she works at IHOP.

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        • alohasnackbar August 16, 2018

          @fiddledeedee she may be a pirate and changed her name to Peg.

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  • ob1 August 15, 2018

    Pastrami sandwich with Olive

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    • frank n. stein August 15, 2018

      @ob1 WHY are you placing an order, dipshit??

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  • hiwudjablome August 15, 2018

    Ok she survived,, but can she make a decent ham and cheese on rye ?

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  •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

    Im curious if Brazil has the equivalent of disability so she wont ever have to work again? Doubtful but hey im sure she can make a great tortilla from a wheelchair.

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    •   burfurger August 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Living in Brazil is a disability.

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    • redwarrior August 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3 they dont even know what tortillas are,and they do not speak spanish down there. You need to study some more geography.

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      •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

        @redwarrior they speak Portuguese and im sure they know what tortillas are. Might be called something different, but itll be the same thing. Thanks to your comment I just went to college and studied geography I know all about the world now! thanks buddy!

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        • frank n. stein August 15, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          I know a yng man that went to Yap. Do you know where that is?

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          •   burfurger August 15, 2018

            @frank n. stein

            Yapan? He go to Yokyo?

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          •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

            @frank n. stein do you know where never never land is? Oh wait, of course you do, your a fairy..

            That comment about going to college and studying geography was a joke.. like anyone could do that in half an hour.

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  •   HJ247 August 15, 2018

    It didn't look THAT bad to me...

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    • frank n. stein August 15, 2018

      @HJ247 REALLY? Go stand behind your car.

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      •   HJ247 August 15, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        I'm here... nothing coming...

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        •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

          @HJ247 i am about to... stand still or i mi.. migh... mig..g....h..t. ahh fuck premature ejaculation.. every fucking time. Ill get you.next time sorry..

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    •   wallawilly August 15, 2018

      @HJ247

      I know. The dumb fucker didn't go near fast enough. Fucking amateur!!!

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      •   HJ247 August 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Thank you...

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  •   ouch August 15, 2018

    Everyone's text in this post is slightly slanted right to left

    Just like her legs

    Oh snap

    Oh snap again

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    •   ouch August 15, 2018

      @ouch You sure their Brazilian and not Italic?

      BUZZINGA!

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      •   HJ247 August 15, 2018

        @ouch

        Talking to yourself again huh?

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        •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

          @HJ247 better than talkkng to some CS users... i like you ouch, ill talk to ya buddy.

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      •   burfurger August 15, 2018

        @ouch

        I love Italicy. good pizza.

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  •   luvthick August 15, 2018

    Fucking false advertising, I thought we were going to see a brutal DP!

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    •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

      @luvthick no that happened after they shot her up with dilaudid in the hospital. I saw the leaked video, it wont dissapoint.

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  • kore August 15, 2018

    She survived, but her legs didn't

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  •   burfurger August 15, 2018

    Damn, even when there are no machetes around you STILL lose your limbs in Brazil.

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  •   nybadguy August 15, 2018

    One he'll of a 3sum

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    • frank n. stein August 15, 2018

      English translation?

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      •   ketamine<3 August 15, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        one hell of a three some.

        Damn your ornery lately.. what's wrong dude not getting any from the hubby?

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  • fatlarry August 15, 2018

    right up the ole keester

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  • erkie August 15, 2018

    They should amputate his middle leg! Even Steven!

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  • frank n. stein August 15, 2018

    Rot in jail you stupid POS! Poor lady...she did nothing wrong.

    I would shackle him in a room & let her go in for a minute, no questions asked, no charges filed.

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  • airsporter August 15, 2018

    'Christ! - Poor lass'!

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  • bigblackhead August 15, 2018

    now she has 1 leg shorter then the other one is and both of her feet are too long .. she's a " DANCIN FOOL "

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  • erkie August 15, 2018

    Don't cry for me Argentina!

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  • 2lolo August 15, 2018

    Survived Without Legs... But I Hope Her Pussy Still In Working Order.??

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  • whoops August 15, 2018

    Look on the bright side, no more having to shave everyday.

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  • fiddledeedee August 16, 2018

    The penalty is pretty strict. Brazilian law says the drunk driver has to somehow fit twelve baseball bats up his asshole, cover himself with steaming beef gravy, then try to outrun a pack of super hungry Rottweilers.

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  • crzyshitvoyeur August 16, 2018

    All that space in front of the planters to safely park and that retard parks in a traffic lane?

    She deserves to be a beer stand now!

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  • erkie August 16, 2018

    They should cut this guys dick off and transplant it onto his neck so that every time he gets a hard on he chokes!

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