7 PLACES YOU SHOULDN'T BE CAUGHT WITH YOUR DICK OUT

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  •   wallawilly August 17, 2018

    What was that slut doing to the fag in the bar? I couldn't quite tell..

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    • dickramsey August 17, 2018

      slutting ?

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    • frank n. stein August 17, 2018

      @wallawilly

      It's called an Undercover Blow-job.

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      •   ketamine<3 August 17, 2018

        @frank n. stein well y'all have glory holes straight guys have to be creative on getting a BJ in a bar.

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        •   sarge07 August 17, 2018

          @ketamine<3 my exboss in Tucson is gay and from San Francisco. He used to frequent some gay club and one of the frequent guests was cheating on his partner, the partner went to the gloryhole area and waited for his cheating partner, when he finally stuck his dick in the hole he shoved a hatpin through his dick and left him there. Gruesome

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          •   HJ247 August 18, 2018

            @sarge07

            One of the best opening lines ever? "My ex boss in Tucson is gay from San Francisco"... lol!

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          •   ketamine<3 August 18, 2018

            @sarge07 how true or exaggerated do you think that story is? I believe there would be police involved at that point so idk if im buying that. Not saying your making it up just thats hard to believe no one got any repercussions from that.

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            •   sarge07 August 18, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              don't know, he never lied to me before, and seriously, how many police officers would go to one of those clubs in the early 70's?

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              •   ketamine<3 August 18, 2018

                @sarge07 well shit, im sure thats happened before i just wouldnt imagine telling anyone if i did that sort of thing. Damn.. that had to hurt like a bitch!

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              •   ketamine<3 August 18, 2018

                @sarge07 only cops in a gay club back then were on stage singing YMCA lol

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          • airsporter August 18, 2018

            @sarge07 That tru?

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  •   HJ247 August 17, 2018

    Uh oh... I've had my dick out in every single one of those places too...

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    • muzziesarescum August 17, 2018

      @HJ247 that old guys mouth too? That's just nasty!!

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      •   HJ247 August 17, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        I did say "every single one" didn't i?

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    • letmefindout August 17, 2018

      @HJ247

      If you got it flaunt it.

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  • airsporter August 17, 2018

    After me.....'A Wife On The Ocean Wave...'

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  •   allcaps August 17, 2018

    i like the shirt over the head standing bj..total respect if theirs under age watching

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    •   ketamine<3 August 17, 2018

      @allcaps yeah i totally didn't know what was going on until i read the headline of the video.. i thought she was fixing a stuck zipper or something.

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  • bigblackhead August 17, 2018

    " won't you be my neighbor "

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    •   lafind August 17, 2018

      @bigblackhead Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood? or just da Hood?

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    • dickramsey August 17, 2018

      @bigblackhead

      no

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  • mrmk1oo August 17, 2018

    What else is there to do if you can't even leave ya front porch?!?!

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    •   lafind August 17, 2018

      @mrmk1oo He seemed to be making the best of captivity.

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    •   ketamine<3 August 17, 2018

      @mrmk1oo i took up reading books..

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    • frank n. stein August 17, 2018

      @mrmk1oo

      I wanna grab his dick & pull him away from his house, more than his required tracking distance .

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    •   sarge07 August 17, 2018

      @mrmk1oo

      you patronize Crazy shit of course

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  •   GrimmWilder August 17, 2018

    Arrrr'Matey!

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  • secret squirrel August 17, 2018

    Daycare centres are also bad places.

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  •   mr_krabs August 17, 2018

    You gotta do something when you’re waiting for the delivery guy, may as well enjoy it.

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  •   ketamine<3 August 17, 2018

    Handcuffed to the back door of a van at a drive in movie theater was my worst... cause those fuckers opened the doors and i couldn't do shit lol. I still fucked the gal that set me up for that too later that night.

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    •   sarge07 August 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      sorry but that's funny. Too bad Tucson doesn't have anymore drive-ins, lots of empty desert to play in though.

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      •   ketamine<3 August 18, 2018

        @sarge07 it wasn't funny at the time but now i laugh.. it was at the De Anza and i was cuffed to the back door of the minivan which when they opened it and all pushed it up i was just standing there naked. It was so embarrassing man. Im sad no one ever opened that place back up, but with TVs and internet it was inevitable. I always hated theaters but i loved drive ins.

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        •   sarge07 August 18, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          out of the three drive-ins the DeAnza was the best, they did try to get someone to open up again, but you know the greedy property owners in Tucson, tear down the historic for yet another student housing project, or another Circle K. They want to tear down Rillito Downs and use the track for fuckin soccer fields to be used twice a year, Tucson and Pima County is run by dumbfucks.

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          •   ketamine<3 August 18, 2018

            @sarge07 are you serious? Dude half of what was tucson when i moved here 14 years ago is now gone for some stupid shit like student housing or parking garages. There are plenty of fields they can use if its only going to be used twice a year. That sucks man.. this is why i dont watch tv/news or read newspapers. Just more dumb shit to piss me off, like we need more stress.. i dont.

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  • hellzyeah August 17, 2018

    Could be wrong here but I think the last one was a foot.

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    • intylerwetrust August 17, 2018

      @hellzyeah That's what I thought but i wanted to confirm.

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  •   nybadguy August 17, 2018

    Who cares

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  • dickramsey August 17, 2018

    It's more newsworthy whenever my dick is clothed

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  • erkie August 17, 2018

    I hope the girl in the bar left some change in that dick for other girls! Let's not be greedy!

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    • erkie August 17, 2018

      @erkie The pay out is big!

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  •   spider-man August 17, 2018

    Wait. What was going on at the end?

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  • missippwindchimemaker August 18, 2018

    Toe jam in a traffic jam

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  • erkie August 18, 2018

    Or 7 places you shouldn't be caught with your dick in! In and Out, In and Out ,HMMMMM that has a familiar ring to it! I'm hungry, I'm going for a burger!

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  • mrjones August 23, 2018

    The fourth guy got more box than he bargained for

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