FOUR ACTS OF NUDITY NOBODY EVER ASKED FOR

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  • 72jayd August 31, 2018

    Acts of nudity nobody would want to ask for.

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    • frank n. stein September 6, 2018

      @72jayd

      I wouldn't mind bachelor #3, if he weren't throwing rocks.

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  •   GrimmWilder August 31, 2018

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPOTTED MILK SQUIRTIN THING!!!!??

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    •   wallawilly August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      An Appaloosa..

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    •   luvthick August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Don't act like you don't recognize your home videos...

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    • letmefindout August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Elsie the cow.

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    •   lafind August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Dalmatian!

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    • armal August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder was asking the same thing. What kind of dog is that...

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    • working4theweekend August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder your future ex wife

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    •   HJ247 August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Only clip with a vagina and you're gonna complain?

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    • kore August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Don't know, but the bigger question is, "If the asshole is part of the darker dots or lighter spots" Hmmmmm, the world may never know

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    •   mr_krabs August 31, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      A bruised banana?

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    • thor156 September 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Palomino

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  •   burfurger August 31, 2018

    Grab a marker and play connect the dots.

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  • enemabandit August 31, 2018

    Is mold growing on that bitch?

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    • letmefindout August 31, 2018

      @enemabandit

      When in doubt, air it out.

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      • enemabandit August 31, 2018

        @letmefindout in this case, I'll go with clorox.

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  •   ogsabertooth August 31, 2018

    The brown cow has speckled spots.

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  • airsporter August 31, 2018

    I reckon the friesian cow at the end has a urinary infection.

    Wheres erkie and his petri dish?

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  •   luvthick August 31, 2018

    The Farmer had a daughter!

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  • pickdickle August 31, 2018

    They should take that cow to the vet

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  • nomercy07 August 31, 2018

    Last clip all i hear is black ops 2 zombies theme..

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  • harly9 August 31, 2018

    Pretty sure that last thing was an ABS semen receptacle.

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  •   ketamine<3 August 31, 2018

    Just as I was thinking to myself that #2 doesn't look so bad it turned around and has a dick... fuck you guys. I should have known. You got me damnit..

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  •   ketamine<3 August 31, 2018

    That third guy would get an ass whopping if he threw a rock at my vehicle I don't give a fuck if he's naked or not.

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    • muzziesarescum August 31, 2018

      @ketamine<3 id probably just run his ass over

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      •   ketamine<3 August 31, 2018

        @muzziesarescum thought about that but then that's a murder/attempted murder charge. Not willing to go down for that.

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        • muzziesarescum August 31, 2018

          @ketamine<3 but that looked like Africa or something.. I'm sure nobody really cares

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  • crazyshitisgay August 31, 2018

    Cool aids!

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  • muzziesarescum August 31, 2018

    Nobody wants to see how to get milk from a human cow.. that shits nasty!

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  • erkie August 31, 2018

    It's 95 degrees on the 95, give the guy a break he just wanted to stay cool and get a tan!

    That spotted thing was Michael Jackson after bleaching his skin , he couldn't control him self after wards so you saw the aftermath !

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  • erkie August 31, 2018

    So, that's how you milk a female cow!

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  • bullfist August 31, 2018

    That bitch is moldy.

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  • anger August 31, 2018

    That last clip was the Black ops 1 zombie soundtrack lmaoo I would know due to 10000000’s of hours playing that shit

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  • failure101 August 31, 2018

    They're just beauty marks.

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  • cmalone August 31, 2018

    Gently applying eye bleach....

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  • baddogonline August 31, 2018

    Too many dicks. :(

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    • frank n. stein September 6, 2018

      @baddogonline

      Yeah, b'coz we're not bombarded with pussies every day, huh? smh

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  • frez August 31, 2018

    That banana was ripe

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  • wpginterceptor August 31, 2018

    I was gonna say she can come sweep my floor any... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • whoops September 1, 2018

    I wish my eyes turned back into a virgin after seeing #2

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  • whoops September 1, 2018

    Who hired that maid?

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  • batguy39 September 1, 2018

    Dalmatians gone wrong

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  • erkie September 1, 2018

    The last one was a real dick deflater ! It makes you want to squirm!

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  • logansrun September 1, 2018

    If Obama had a son(s).

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  •   dozer67 September 4, 2018

    I thought CS polices no beastiality ? But you have some guy milking a Dalmatian.. WTF?

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  • ishitinyourmommamouth September 4, 2018

    yuck that muslim skunk was nasty hiv

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  • frank n. stein September 6, 2018

    Mental illness

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  •   spider-man September 7, 2018

    I was gonna comment on the awesome Metal Gear sound you play wherever a tranny may be, but... the end.... what the fuck

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  • teambalaam September 18, 2018

    That 2ND one tho!

    "Ah that's not too ba- OHH FFS!!"

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  • yoplay08 December 1, 2018

    Cheetah in real life ?

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