WIFE MATERIAL?

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  • mrmk1oo September 14, 2018

    Just wait until she looses the teeth

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @mrmk1oo

      Yeah, her baby teeth!

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    • deadpen September 15, 2018

      @mrmk1oo Might want to make sure she doesn't have one just as long in her pants first.

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  •   stenchfart September 14, 2018

    good to know she is ok

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    • joedumber September 14, 2018

      does anybody undersdtand whaat she said after she pulled the dildo out of her lungs?

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @joedumber

        "No soup for you!"

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      •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

        @joedumber i believe she said, "im feeling fine".

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  • thor156 September 14, 2018

    Marriage isn't just a word its a sentence

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    • tcp September 14, 2018

      @thor156 amen

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    Wife material? Yes. But she ain't gonna need all that throat.

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    • joedumber September 14, 2018

      well she passed the agility physical, now for the drug screen

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      •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

        @joedumber if she tests positive shes a keeper. Thats how it goes right?

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        • joedumber September 14, 2018

          @ketamine<3 yeah, if she passes the drug screen get rid of her

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          •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

            @joedumber spoken like a true gentleman!

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    • dogshitdave September 16, 2018

      @burfurger you would be lucky to get past her molars

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  • max_turnah September 14, 2018

    Wow!! she definitely gonna be upset if i pulled mine !! sorry

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @max_turnah

      We will ALL be upset, if you start pulling on yours..

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  •   ouch September 14, 2018

    OH I'm so gonna disappoint her!

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  •   HJ247 September 14, 2018

    Nah. I'm not marrying any broad that uses those dumb ass filters on their phone...

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    •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

      @HJ247 i cannot like this comment enough man... those filters are annoying as FUCK!

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      •   HJ247 September 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Yes sir!

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  • gungadin September 14, 2018

    Her head would look nice on my shelf with a working bulb in her mouth.

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  •   lafind September 14, 2018

    Gag reflex gone.

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @lafind

      Isn't that a major plus when searching out wife material?

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    • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

      @lafind

      No gag reflex means she can't make herself puke to keep that thin figure

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  • rubber September 14, 2018

    Can't fool me! That's a tranny that was on reddit while ago!

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    •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

      @rubber

      My tranny senses are tingling! Lol

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        Is that code for "ladyboys make you hard?"

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        •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

          @wallawilly

          No.....yes......no!! Definitely no.

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          •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

            @mr_krabs

            Lol+++

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            •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

              @wallawilly @mr_krabs @rubber

              Its shit like this that makes me love this place hahaha you guys are great lol!

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              • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

                Her voice doesn't sound like she's trans.

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  • apatheticanarchist September 14, 2018

    You should see her shit one out

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  • digurgutsout September 14, 2018

    Thats one of them sword swallowers

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  •   luvthick September 14, 2018

    We keep on calling them wife material. But the reality is the moment you put a wedding band on her finger she stops doing that shit. That's why it's best to be forever engaged, whenever she asks when's the wedding, just tell her the reception hall is still on layaway.

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @luvthick

      absolutely

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    • hotdawg September 14, 2018

      @luvthick Not only that. You are also banned from getting that from other skilled bitches, or you lose your house and half of your 401k. wth?

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      •   luvthick September 14, 2018

        @hotdawg

        Exactly! If I have to keep up her lifestyle, she she should have to up the pussy payments! It's just the right thing to do!

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        •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

          @luvthick

          Be careful with @hotdawg. He loves to boast that he has a PhD but he doesn't.. Lol

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          • hotdawg September 17, 2018

            @wallawilly you forgot about my other two graduate degrees :)

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    • fiddledeedee September 15, 2018

      @luvthick

      Reminds me of the old joke:

      Q: Do you know why older women have wrinkles around their eyes?

      A: It's from years of squinting and saying, "Suck What?!"

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  • pickdickle September 14, 2018

    was wondering where my pool noodle went to

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  •   spider-man September 14, 2018

    You get one celebrity kill. Who you taking?

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    •   spider-man September 14, 2018

      @spider-man Jerry Seinfeld

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      •   burfurger September 14, 2018

        @spider-man

        If he ends up missing, we'll know where to send the Po Po then.

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      • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

        @spider-man

        #1 Dump Trump, #2 - Kanye

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @spider-man

      I choose POTUS..

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    •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

      @spider-man Kanye West... or Kim Kardashian. Either one would make me happy.

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    •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

      @spider-man

      livejasmine

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  • darksider803 September 14, 2018

    WOW so she can deepthroat A horse. She won't be happy for long!!!

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  •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

    useless fuckin millennial

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @sarge07

      You love her sarge! Her stage name is livetiffany..

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      •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

        @wallawilly

        bitch

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        •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

          @sarge07 sorry sarge i had to laugh at that one..

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      •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

        @wallawilly hahaha that took me a second but thats hilarious!

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  • abraham_lincoln September 14, 2018

    Sorry to crush the 30% of you out there, but reddit confirmed the other day this is in fact a man.

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @abraham_lincoln

      I thinks there's a handful here that wouldn't give two shits!

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      • abraham_lincoln September 14, 2018

        @wallawilly That's why I said 30%. I'm pretty sure the other 70% would stick it to anything that has a beating heart.

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        •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

          @abraham_lincoln

          Lol+++

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          • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

            @wallawilly

            BTW, since men have dicks & know what feels good, they give better blowjobs, anyway!

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    • bigblackhead September 14, 2018

      @abraham_lincoln ....ok so what you're saying is you'll need 2 roofies

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  • skyguardian September 14, 2018

    just wait untile she's 18

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  • stoli September 15, 2018

    Undatable!!!

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  • foxik66 September 15, 2018

    Just fine :D.

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  • pidge September 15, 2018

    Just so you know, this is a tranny!

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    • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

      @pidge

      So, you hit that, huh? Giggity!

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  • airgas1998 September 15, 2018

    where a 12 inch cock just isnt big enough....

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  •   dozer67 September 17, 2018

    Not in a million years....

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  • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

    PORN whore material!

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  • tstree123 October 3, 2018

    Name pls

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