is this a public service announcement?
@stenchfart I think it is and that announcement is if you come home to your GF and she has a carrot up her ass, you're not satisfying her. The more you know...
Meanwhile, there is a rabbit in Africa who is starving.
Gives a whole new meaning to "tossing the salad."
White people shit
@mrmk1oo Rule the world HA!
..So do black people, brown people, Asian people, little people, big people and especailly the fat people.
@burfurger thanks for recognizing the brown people sir , normally we get forgotten or called dots
Just start watching at 3.07 the rest is just crap!
shit, I didn't even bother, jumped right to the comments
@sarge07 me 2
why bother watching what essentially is not remotely good?
So my friend, how's yer relationship with ole livejasmine going? Haven't heard you praise her of late..
fuck you and livejasmine
I see the neg fairy is waving her wand, LOL
Look like she was growing a tail.
One way to lure a dick in the ass.
that's my kinda a girl, call me up to tell me she wants to play with her asshole
i hate anal so much
Date an Asian man..
Try being a "top" sometimes
...Now your dick smells of shit and pickles...
@ithinkimdumb that's probably better than week old fish
it that what's known as a "pickled pecker"?
She didn't have much of an ass on her...
Millenial Night Vision Improvement Course.
Wonder how often things like this actually happen?
@lafind ask your mom
Yo dickhead!!! Not cool.
it sounds like creature
Fortunately, it's not. He's been quiet of late..
if we're lucky mommy took her computer and locked her in the basement
Lmao! We can only hope..
yes we can LOL
Ya THERES more, she has a watermelon in there somewhere, keep looking fag
I knew i didnt like vegetables
I’ve paused at 6 seconds, I’m gonna go ahead and assume she’s not making a salad.
you have assumed correctly sir!
That almost never happens to me...
@mclovin510 cant get the pickle in or what?
get the pickle out perhaps?
Give that man an oscar! That was some of the beat acting ive ever seen! I was hoping he was gonna take a bite of that pickle...
@ketamine<3 *best acting.
You could refer to it as "beat acting". mr_krabs is well known as a "beat actor"..
Hey!! There’s no shame in beating it once or twice.....or 12 times a day.
Walmart always has Tube socks on sale for those of us who need the length and girth.
For little kraby's, like yerself, standard newborn socks will do..
Thanks but I’ve been using the same pillowcase for 16 years and I’m not looking to change.
@mr_krabs no sir there is no shame in it at all. You beat that krab meat all you want man!
the "Oscar" for porn films is called,,,, ready? A Woody, and it is actually worth about 10 each, because they are covered in precious stones, LOL
@sarge07 oh yeah thats right.. sorry dude i honestly don't watch a whole lot of porn outside of whats posted here.
I don't either but I learned that from "Real Sex" that used to be on HBO. Ron Jeremy did 15 minute piece on that subject. He was showing his and he's got about 7 I think, they did close up an man those stones, rubies, diamonds, and sapphires, were fuckin awesome. The Oscar only costs about 8 bucks to make, I read somewhere. A shame actually.
@sarge07 hmm i did not know that, thanks for the education on the subject. Im suprised that they would put so much money into that sort of award.
dude, the porn industry rakes in billions per year. Keven Spacy's new movie totally bombed with something like 25 bucks made, John Revolting's Gotti bombed with something like a few thousand, but the porn industry is booming so they can afford it, literally.
oh, and yea, it's shaped like a schlong
That's one way to make a salad
Boy that pickle exited awfully easy...
Wtf is she trying to make a salad ? Get her back in the kitchen !
...throw some croutons in....... and will call it a " tossed salad"........ha...enjoy.
Of all things, THIS deters you from anal?
@mannibal_lector I like my buttsex with a little dignity. And less salt.
Cocaine in lieu of salt! Helps numb the cock..
I still don't get why people would prefer watching things get shoved up this girls ass instead of that beautiful pussy...
He Just Found Out SHE's A KEEPER.!!!!
Everyone needs to look up this chart I found that displays the different types of pussy.
I always hope for the Ms. Barbie - Like this chick in the vid.
what a bunch of SHIT and veggies
Typical, ruins his pint due to an "emergency"
Gotta admit she has the prettiest pussy I have seen
It's not THE prettiest I've seen but yes, I concur, it's a nice clam!
am i the only one who's confused by why her asshole looks like it's ON her ass and not between her ass cheeks?
Humm. I always thought that once you saw one asshole you had seen them all
Hers is touching her vagina!
This deserves a fucking Oscar!!
"Cuz, Oscar Meyer has a way with B O L O G N A!"
@stoli 1 IN A MILLION SHOT DOC
Stupid!! His dick is way bigger than the skinny little hotdog that has NO chance of being "stuck!"