IT'S OFFICIAL: I'LL NEVER LOOK AT ANAL SEX THE SAME AFTER THIS

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  •   stenchfart September 14, 2018

    is this a public service announcement?

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    • carlspackler September 18, 2018

      @stenchfart I think it is and that announcement is if you come home to your GF and she has a carrot up her ass, you're not satisfying her. The more you know...

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  •   burfurger September 14, 2018

    Meanwhile, there is a rabbit in Africa who is starving.

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    • letmefindout September 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Gives a whole new meaning to "tossing the salad."

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  • mrmk1oo September 14, 2018

    White people shit

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    •   ouch September 14, 2018

      @mrmk1oo Rule the world HA!

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    •   burfurger September 14, 2018

      @mrmk1oo

      ..So do black people, brown people, Asian people, little people, big people and especailly the fat people.

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      • tbcxtc September 16, 2018

        @burfurger thanks for recognizing the brown people sir , normally we get forgotten or called dots

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  •   ouch September 14, 2018

    Just start watching at 3.07 the rest is just crap!

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @ouch

      shit, I didn't even bother, jumped right to the comments

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      • prolurkercrazy September 14, 2018

        @sarge07 me 2

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        •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

          @prolurkercrazy

          why bother watching what essentially is not remotely good?

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          •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

            @sarge07

            So my friend, how's yer relationship with ole livejasmine going? Haven't heard you praise her of late..

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            •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

              @wallawilly

              fuck you and livejasmine

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              •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

                @sarge07

                Dang!

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                •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  HAHAHAHAHA!

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                •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  I see the neg fairy is waving her wand, LOL

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      • felterupgood September 14, 2018

        @sarge07

        Me too

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  • jake_from_state_farm September 14, 2018

    Look like she was growing a tail.

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  • gungadin September 14, 2018

    One way to lure a dick in the ass.

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    • joedumber September 14, 2018

      that's my kinda a girl, call me up to tell me she wants to play with her asshole

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  • max_turnah September 14, 2018

    i hate anal so much

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @max_turnah

      Date an Asian man..

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    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @max_turnah

      Try being a "top" sometimes

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  • ithinkimdumb September 14, 2018

    ...Now your dick smells of shit and pickles...

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    • txdo_msk September 14, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb that's probably better than week old fish

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      it that what's known as a "pickled pecker"?

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  •   HJ247 September 14, 2018

    She didn't have much of an ass on her...

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  • airsporter September 14, 2018

    Millenial Night Vision Improvement Course.

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  •   lafind September 14, 2018

    Wonder how often things like this actually happen?

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    • creamofsumyungguy September 14, 2018

      @lafind ask your mom

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @creamofsumyungguy

        Yo dickhead!!! Not cool.

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        •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

          @wallawilly

          it sounds like creature

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          •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

            @sarge07

            Fortunately, it's not. He's been quiet of late..

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            •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

              @wallawilly

              if we're lucky mommy took her computer and locked her in the basement

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              •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

                @sarge07

                Lmao! We can only hope..

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                •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

                  @wallawilly

                  yes we can LOL

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  • kore September 14, 2018

    Ya THERES more, she has a watermelon in there somewhere, keep looking fag

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  •   luvthick September 14, 2018

    Grocery Prep...

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  • apatheticanarchist September 14, 2018

    I knew i didnt like vegetables

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  •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

    I’ve paused at 6 seconds, I’m gonna go ahead and assume she’s not making a salad.

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      you have assumed correctly sir!

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  • mclovin510 September 14, 2018

    That almost never happens to me...

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    •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

      @mclovin510 cant get the pickle in or what?

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Lol+++

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      •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        get the pickle out perhaps?

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  •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

    Give that man an oscar! That was some of the beat acting ive ever seen! I was hoping he was gonna take a bite of that pickle...

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    •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

      @ketamine<3 *best acting.

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        You could refer to it as "beat acting". mr_krabs is well known as a "beat actor"..

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        •   mr_krabs September 14, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Hey!! There’s no shame in beating it once or twice.....or 12 times a day.

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          •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

            @mr_krabs

            Walmart always has Tube socks on sale for those of us who need the length and girth.

            For little kraby's, like yerself, standard newborn socks will do..

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            •   mr_krabs September 15, 2018

              @wallawilly

              Thanks but I’ve been using the same pillowcase for 16 years and I’m not looking to change.

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          •   ketamine<3 September 15, 2018

            @mr_krabs no sir there is no shame in it at all. You beat that krab meat all you want man!

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      the "Oscar" for porn films is called,,,, ready? A Woody, and it is actually worth about 10 each, because they are covered in precious stones, LOL

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      •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

        @sarge07 oh yeah thats right.. sorry dude i honestly don't watch a whole lot of porn outside of whats posted here.

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        •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          I don't either but I learned that from "Real Sex" that used to be on HBO. Ron Jeremy did 15 minute piece on that subject. He was showing his and he's got about 7 I think, they did close up an man those stones, rubies, diamonds, and sapphires, were fuckin awesome. The Oscar only costs about 8 bucks to make, I read somewhere. A shame actually.

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          •   ketamine<3 September 14, 2018

            @sarge07 hmm i did not know that, thanks for the education on the subject. Im suprised that they would put so much money into that sort of award.

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            •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              dude, the porn industry rakes in billions per year. Keven Spacy's new movie totally bombed with something like 25 bucks made, John Revolting's Gotti bombed with something like a few thousand, but the porn industry is booming so they can afford it, literally.

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              •   sarge07 September 15, 2018

                @sarge07

                oh, and yea, it's shaped like a schlong

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  • pickdickle September 14, 2018

    That's one way to make a salad

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  • txdo_msk September 14, 2018

    Boy that pickle exited awfully easy...

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  • r-sin September 14, 2018

    Wtf is she trying to make a salad ? Get her back in the kitchen !

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  • cacatanga September 14, 2018

    ...throw some croutons in....... and will call it a " tossed salad"........ha...enjoy.

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  • mannibal_lector September 14, 2018

    Of all things, THIS deters you from anal?

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    •   crazyshit September 14, 2018

      @mannibal_lector I like my buttsex with a little dignity. And less salt.

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      •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

        @crazyshit

        Cocaine in lieu of salt! Helps numb the cock..

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  • soulconsumer September 14, 2018

    Garbage.

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    •   sarge07 September 14, 2018

      @soulconsumer

      probably

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  • wyldjitt September 14, 2018

    I still don't get why people would prefer watching things get shoved up this girls ass instead of that beautiful pussy...

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  • paka2 September 14, 2018

    He Just Found Out SHE's A KEEPER.!!!!

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  • intylerwetrust September 14, 2018

    Everyone needs to look up this chart I found that displays the different types of pussy.

    https://www.her.ie/life/five-different-types-vaginas-one-women-want-368812

    I always hope for the Ms. Barbie - Like this chick in the vid.

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  • bigblackhead September 14, 2018

    what a bunch of SHIT and veggies

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  • ob1 September 14, 2018

    Typical, ruins his pint due to an "emergency"

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  • apatzbeast September 14, 2018

    Gotta admit she has the prettiest pussy I have seen

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    •   wallawilly September 14, 2018

      @apatzbeast

      It's not THE prettiest I've seen but yes, I concur, it's a nice clam!

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  • repsac September 14, 2018

    am i the only one who's confused by why her asshole looks like it's ON her ass and not between her ass cheeks?

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    • felterupgood September 15, 2018

      @repsac

      Humm. I always thought that once you saw one asshole you had seen them all

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    • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

      @repsac

      Hers is touching her vagina!

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  • toiletrat September 15, 2018

    This deserves a fucking Oscar!!

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    •   wallawilly September 15, 2018

      @toiletrat

      "Cuz, Oscar Meyer has a way with B O L O G N A!"

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  • stoli September 16, 2018

    Fusilly Jerry?

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    •   crazyshit September 16, 2018

      @stoli 1 IN A MILLION SHOT DOC

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  • frank n. stein September 18, 2018

    Stupid!! His dick is way bigger than the skinny little hotdog that has NO chance of being "stuck!"

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