Wow. that first one's gonna leave a mark.
@owen_wilson Skid mark!
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@owen_wilson looks better than your nose though.
Well.. no shit.
Shit that hurt i bet
Looks expensive. Probably cost an arm and a leg.
Special effects? Priceless.
Good thing you said it first before the other 10 people.
An arm and a leg
Why pay for special effects when you can go straight to the headlines.
The surgeon better be good at puzzles.
OK Spread em!
Certainly cost an arm and a leg
It only costs as much as your willing to pay...
Shit like this happens every time my wife try’s to cook dinner
Priceless. That poor fucker had his dick smashed. I kinda feel bad for the guy.
A nut and a wrist watch?
A lot of self esteem
It costs......... And arm and a leg?
Even a senile old fart like me can guess that punchline!
look on the bright side Hector , you lost 60 pounds essai
Cost someone an arm and a leg
No more walking for the first guy and stranger wanks aplenty for the second guy
Translation from the firdt guy:
"Dude, your dick and balls are gone, you might as well bleed out"
It cost and arm and a leg lol.
cost an Arm and a leg................lol
Should be easier to ride a horse now.
One shitty metro pcs payment?
He obviously won no nut November....all of them
an arm and a leg, oh fuck just a leg
Sooo....., 2..?, no 1.
The cost was painfully expensive,,, The one poor soul lost his fapping hand,,, And the other poor soul lost his manhood so his fapping days are over
Almost a arm and a leg
Best place to have that accident. All Indians are doctors, he will get the best treatment.
The 2 guys should get together. Legs can wank lefty off.
It cost two fucktards