Girl gets her tongue pierced you know she's sucks a lot of dong.
@burfurger Maybe your mum.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a mum!
@ironduke you can dig her up n find out.
@burfurger Which ranch is she working at?
@burfurger well your mother does have one so you might be right
@burfurger Is that why you got the piercing?
@burfurger . . yes! It seems the more bodymodifications the less selfworth the more fucking! Agreed!
This reminds me of an old joke that ends with "Spit it out kids it's a piece of ass."
Just remember we let them vote!
We? Don't you live on some little moon of a barren, abandoned, long forgotten, dying planet?
Instead of flowers butt woman’s dude just has to give her some used tissue.
Scratch and sniff
he was playing in the dump
Go wash your butthole fingerin' hands!
Hey, smell my finger.
Whores usually arnt picky about what goes on their mouths
Jesse’s asshole reeks
Girls will put anything in their mouth? Not the girls I know..... :-(
You're just not paying the right ones to hang out with you...
"Babe, why don't you ever eat me out anymore"?
"Here... smell that? That's you, ya nasty bitch"!
That reminds me of Martin Lawrence's act when he shoves his fingers in his girl's reeking gash, wiggles them around and then brings the fingers up to her nose and says, "See, that's you...! That's you!".
only one blow job joke?
I'll put something in each of your mouths, it's not big, but it's gross so you'll both luv it...
Yes, futurama for the fuckin win
That rubber probably smelled like that sardine!
Hey, I got an idea. Put women in total control of the world.
The new Pull my finger is now here Sniff my fingers
The only other thing missing in there mouths is my cock