What's that saying about a one legged man in an ass kicking contest...?
That he doesn't have a leg to stand on?
@burfurger I would be hopping mad if that was me.
I saw him before he works at Ihop
I may be working at IHOP in the near future, LOL
I hope you dont lose that leg my friend. Still cant get the infection out ?
Thanks man, I'm going to Houston next Tuesday for a couple of days to see a specialist, he seem to think he can get under control. I hope he can this shit has
I think he did at the end there.
THEY ARE NOT HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN ME ...
I broke a string on my guitar.
FUCK THEM !
Break them all and you might sound better.
@dickramsey fuck.... now what is Nickleback gonna do without you?
@dickramsey a real musician has extra strings ,because strings break... Are you a poser??
fuck yeah i'm a poser ... and i have extra strings too
Was it a transplant? Or you just pulling our strings?
That's what you get for strumming it!
What straight dude attempts to eat a puss with a dick driving it downtown?
That obvious bi deserves an eye-tearing, snot-inducing, quack-down.
No wet wipes required.
@uponusall No normal guy does that in a 3 some only chicks, he is one gay fucker hoping that shit will happen.
You don't eat pussy while somebody is fucking it you retarded FAGG!!!!
He would have used a straw to suck it up because they are now banned!
If running into the only pole within a mile radius after spinning 100 times on your bike is a game... you, sir, are the master.
That dumpster video is gold lol.
u gotta be gay to do that. The chances are too great.
Gwen stefani song fit that perfectly... Great job...funny AF
If I had one leg I’d hop up and down the beach shouting “Shark in the water!”
That was funnier than the video!!!
@mr_krabs haha! Ketchup all over the stump!
you are an evil lil krab, I likes ya
I feel bad for the first guy on the beach. Anyone else was looking for trouble. Especially the last guy.
As an amputee I have to say that shit has happened to me lol
Who did you piss off?
Doing donuts on a motorcycle is not too smart, funny yes ,especially if you have a run in with a pole. Now no one has to hit him with a pole to knock some sense into his head,he did that himself.
@38 seconds has the luckiest person in the world and the unluckiest in the world.
Oh now a little dick in your face makes you gay. Hmmmph.
let's go sleigh riding !
When he dresses in Drag, he calls himself Eileen.
What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker........hop in
In China where's there's a bike a truck is not far away.
Guy at the end needs to step up his deep throat game.
Why I will never agree to have a threesome that includes another man.