11 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU

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  • plexipuss January 31, 2019

    Yeah, fuck that zipline shit... Makes me butthole pucker.

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    • erkie January 31, 2019

      @plexipuss

      All you need is a little KY jelly!

      A doctor could help you with that!

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    • phuket_3ways January 31, 2019

      @plexipuss

      I want to see how the video ends.... yes pucker up..........

      @staff full vid ?

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      • erkie January 31, 2019

        @phuket_3ways

        Yeah, Ancient Aliens want to see the results of their probing!

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      • skullfuck3r January 31, 2019

        @phuket_3ways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No

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        • skullfuck3r January 31, 2019

          @skullfuck3r If you watch the full video you can see he pissed him self on that plank he was sitting on.

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          • joedumber February 1, 2019

            out of all the things, a parachute save him...guess when you got gashes in hand its either do or die

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    • captjim January 31, 2019

      @plexipuss lol, mine too

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  • baddogonline January 31, 2019

    I don't think he's doing the zipline right.

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    • erkie January 31, 2019

      @baddogonline

      You think? What gave you that idea?

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    • intylerwetrust January 31, 2019

      @baddogonline I like the part where he was putting his hand on the line.

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      • tnkid January 31, 2019

        [email protected]

        Me too. I kept expecting his fingers to get caught.

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        • angry_potato February 1, 2019

          @tnkid not only that, but at some point i started to think thas his metal loop thing would eventually be groud to the point it failed.

          but then i realized that there's no way the guy lives to upload the video then.

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  •   HJ247 January 31, 2019

    I've seen some dumb shit, but that zipline...

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    • carlspackler January 31, 2019

      @HJ247 Agreed. You have to be one dumb motherfucker to zip line with a carabiner. You're supposed to use a pulley. I just kept hoping he'd fall.

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  • obi-wankenobi January 31, 2019

    Fuck Ziplines.. those things are dangerous. I would’ve of been pissing myself if I was him.

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    • angry_potato February 1, 2019

      @obi-wankenobi i wouldn't have went on that shit if i was him

      seriously thought this monron would lose his fingers trying to grab that cable...

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  • cubbage January 31, 2019

    So did he get all the way across?

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  •   burfurger January 31, 2019

    You want to do ziplines? Thee best is the Red River Gorge ziplines in Kentucky. Hundreds of feet above the trees and one of them takes over a minute from beginning to end. Just do it ya pussies.

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    •   sarge07 January 31, 2019

      @burfurger

      yea baby! Fuckin blast

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      •   burfurger January 31, 2019

        @sarge07

        You done the red river gorge lines? or just zip lines in general are a blast?

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  •   burfurger January 31, 2019

    Walla's mom is a bitch!

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    •   mr_krabs January 31, 2019

      @burfurger

      Walla is fuckin’ hot though!

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      •   burfurger January 31, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Sure does fill out that training bra like a boss.

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        •   sarge07 January 31, 2019

          @burfurger

          I've always wondered, what are they trained to do exactly?

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          •   ketamine<3 January 31, 2019

            @sarge07 hold them tightly, like I wish I could.

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  • geordie99 January 31, 2019

    Zipline guy makes it. Was a base jump. Its on Youtube under - Friday Freakout: Super Sketchy Zipline BASE Jump, Almost Loses Fingers!

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  • dickcheesemcgee January 31, 2019

    Was that carabiner made of kryptonite?

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  • kore January 31, 2019

    Damned, his destination was almost a mile long ride and the drop (should he have fallen) was just over a mile. He woulda had enough time to pray and get a few quick thoughts in before he landed... Lmao

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  •   ouch January 31, 2019

    Poofs

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  • ballzack January 31, 2019

    No tits can hold a bong hit for days.

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  • airsporter January 31, 2019

    I bet he felt a right silly cunt falling out of the helicopter.

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  • bigblackhead January 31, 2019

    I said HOP like a bunny rabbit !

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  • mfdvr007 January 31, 2019

    Zipline dude says clean underwear please

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  • peaks January 31, 2019

    The guy that hit the tractor trailer and blow up?...lived!

    It happened in my neck of the woods in Maine. He's 18 and suffered a broken ankle ,cuts and 3rd degree burns.

    A couple of people pulled him out of the blaze.

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    •   ketamine<3 January 31, 2019

      @peaks thanks for a backstory. One lucky mother fucker!

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      • peaks January 31, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        He really is man! The news showed a picture of him sitting in his hospital bed sipping a drink.

        He's banged up, but JESUS I can't see how he survived that!

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  • blitzkriegbopit January 31, 2019

    Ziplining in America is safe but boring.

    Ziplining abroad is puckerful.

    Plus you might get a cold sore from the mumbly one

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  • 72jayd January 31, 2019

    Ride that mustang Hoss!

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  • fiddledeedee January 31, 2019

    Put a little Mobile 1 on that zipline, buddy, so your life flashes before your eyes faster.

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    • erkie January 31, 2019

      @fiddledeedee

      Yeah then he could have slammed into the other side and the concussion would have made him dumber!

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  • erkie January 31, 2019

    Damn, you can see all the smoke from the friction ! What an idiot, use the correct equipment next time!

    She should have told her mom-try it you'll like it!

    The guy in the suv should have been wearing his seat belt!

    That horse is kickin ' it! Great coordination!

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  •   sarge07 January 31, 2019

    What is it with all the babies whining about ziplines? Damn you need a scrip for "Growaset" and have some manly fuckin fun

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    •   ketamine<3 January 31, 2019

      @sarge07 no shit, I was petrified of skydiving but once I was up there it was nothing. I'm glad I did it too.

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  • neilgodfreyy2k January 31, 2019

    The Adrenalin needed to hold onto a scolding hot piece of metal or fall to your death??

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  • erkie January 31, 2019

    Brazil should get that horse for their soccer team!

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  • arty1970 January 31, 2019

    that's a fucking long climb back to the top with a fucked up hand.

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  • erkie January 31, 2019

    He could afford a Go Pro and not the right equipment to do this stunt? How stupid is that? Luckily he filmed it so we can all see the dumb mistakes!

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  • cuntpuncher January 31, 2019

    These clips need to be longer. Every single one of them. What happened to zipline guy?

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    • mastermike January 31, 2019

      @cuntpuncher He parachuted down.

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  • dickramsey January 31, 2019

    I could have had a V-8

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  • yohanpalych January 31, 2019

    Wow, the last one is great. Just the plot for the movie.

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  • bruiser741290 February 1, 2019

    Alot of white pieces of shit getting pushed aside!

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  • rafgore February 2, 2019

    Shaka brah!

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  • just_lookin February 15, 2019

    Play Full video of the zip line incident . Where can it be found?

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  • disturbedpup February 16, 2019

    Why the fuck did that dumbass touch the fucking cord? And why the fuck did he not have the sense for gloves

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  • jackman9061 July 10, 2019

    That guy on the zipline probably has tetanus now

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