Yeah, fuck that zipline shit... Makes me butthole pucker.
All you need is a little KY jelly!
A doctor could help you with that!
I want to see how the video ends.... yes pucker up..........
@staff full vid ?
Yeah, Ancient Aliens want to see the results of their probing!
@skullfuck3r If you watch the full video you can see he pissed him self on that plank he was sitting on.
out of all the things, a parachute save him...guess when you got gashes in hand its either do or die
@plexipuss lol, mine too
I don't think he's doing the zipline right.
You think? What gave you that idea?
@baddogonline I like the part where he was putting his hand on the line.
Me too. I kept expecting his fingers to get caught.
@tnkid not only that, but at some point i started to think thas his metal loop thing would eventually be groud to the point it failed.
but then i realized that there's no way the guy lives to upload the video then.
I've seen some dumb shit, but that zipline...
@HJ247 Agreed. You have to be one dumb motherfucker to zip line with a carabiner. You're supposed to use a pulley. I just kept hoping he'd fall.
Fuck Ziplines.. those things are dangerous. I would’ve of been pissing myself if I was him.
@obi-wankenobi i wouldn't have went on that shit if i was him
seriously thought this monron would lose his fingers trying to grab that cable...
So did he get all the way across?
You want to do ziplines? Thee best is the Red River Gorge ziplines in Kentucky. Hundreds of feet above the trees and one of them takes over a minute from beginning to end. Just do it ya pussies.
yea baby! Fuckin blast
You done the red river gorge lines? or just zip lines in general are a blast?
Walla's mom is a bitch!
Walla is fuckin’ hot though!
Sure does fill out that training bra like a boss.
I've always wondered, what are they trained to do exactly?
@sarge07 hold them tightly, like I wish I could.
Zipline guy makes it. Was a base jump. Its on Youtube under - Friday Freakout: Super Sketchy Zipline BASE Jump, Almost Loses Fingers!
Was that carabiner made of kryptonite?
Damned, his destination was almost a mile long ride and the drop (should he have fallen) was just over a mile. He woulda had enough time to pray and get a few quick thoughts in before he landed... Lmao
No tits can hold a bong hit for days.
I bet he felt a right silly cunt falling out of the helicopter.
@sarge07 it was a van.
I said HOP like a bunny rabbit !
Zipline dude says clean underwear please
The guy that hit the tractor trailer and blow up?...lived!
It happened in my neck of the woods in Maine. He's 18 and suffered a broken ankle ,cuts and 3rd degree burns.
A couple of people pulled him out of the blaze.
@peaks thanks for a backstory. One lucky mother fucker!
He really is man! The news showed a picture of him sitting in his hospital bed sipping a drink.
He's banged up, but JESUS I can't see how he survived that!
Ziplining in America is safe but boring.
Ziplining abroad is puckerful.
Plus you might get a cold sore from the mumbly one
Ride that mustang Hoss!
Put a little Mobile 1 on that zipline, buddy, so your life flashes before your eyes faster.
Yeah then he could have slammed into the other side and the concussion would have made him dumber!
Damn, you can see all the smoke from the friction ! What an idiot, use the correct equipment next time!
She should have told her mom-try it you'll like it!
The guy in the suv should have been wearing his seat belt!
That horse is kickin ' it! Great coordination!
What is it with all the babies whining about ziplines? Damn you need a scrip for "Growaset" and have some manly fuckin fun
@sarge07 no shit, I was petrified of skydiving but once I was up there it was nothing. I'm glad I did it too.
The Adrenalin needed to hold onto a scolding hot piece of metal or fall to your death??
Brazil should get that horse for their soccer team!
that's a fucking long climb back to the top with a fucked up hand.
He could afford a Go Pro and not the right equipment to do this stunt? How stupid is that? Luckily he filmed it so we can all see the dumb mistakes!
These clips need to be longer. Every single one of them. What happened to zipline guy?
@cuntpuncher He parachuted down.
I could have had a V-8
Wow, the last one is great. Just the plot for the movie.
Alot of white pieces of shit getting pushed aside!
Play Full video of the zip line incident . Where can it be found?
Why the fuck did that dumbass touch the fucking cord? And why the fuck did he not have the sense for gloves