Never commit, then you can't cheat or be cheated on, simple...
Tom Leykis had it right.
@HJ247 well, it all about being a dominant or being dominated.
Whatever you say. It's been working very well for me up till this point, so i'm not changing anything...
Damn. I just go on Maury Povich...
Never stick your dick in crazy
But crazy fucks better.
@mr_pickles how do you know they're crazy till after you done fucked up?
Ouch is right. We don't need the 2nd amendment. Hands, car, feet, and propane tanks can accomplish the same goal.
You REALLY gotta hate someone to forcefully drop a propane tank on their head while they're sleeping not once, but several times...
Krabs, +++, you've done it again!
@crazyshit-Cory H. Pew Pew Pew
There goes @ouch shooting blanks again...….
''50 ways to kill your lover'',,,, ha ha love how he puts the kiler gas bottle back all neatly !!!
….and remember, I stayed away from your crotch!
Ugly ass hos in first clip. Beating the face up may be an improvement.
Cheating on on someone not illegal.
Assaulting someone or destroying their property is illegal.
So if you get cheated on just move on and remember the good thing is you get to go pickup some new pussy. Sounds like a win.
Thanks for the advice dad
@ballzack it's illegal for military personnel. It's called adulatory and they can put you in jail for it.
believe it or not, according to the UCMJ adultery can carry the death penalty. Unless they have up particular "crime" and changed that particular maximum penalty.
@sarge07 I believe it. I only know cause I always wondered why one of my friends is such a pussy whipped bitch with his wife and asked and he told me with them both being enlisted and him getting caught cheating it's better for his career just to take it for now lol. Poor sonofabitch. Plus look at how many women get stoned in the Middle East for it.
Well there will probably one guy left with one eye!
I see dudes getting crazy over girls all the time. I don't understand it. I always just moved on to get over it. Especially now a days with internet its so much easier to hook up then it was 15 20 years ago. Fuck if i was single now I'd probably have more kids then ODB
@nybadguy I know right? Not like your satisfying her now if she's looking for other dick and you look like more of a bitch for taking her back in. Fuck that. Plenty of women out there to be with only one anyway.
@ketamine<3 girls are just as bad as guys if not worse these days. Its sad. I blame the fuckin social media for that shit. Any excuse to cheat they take to snapchat fagbook etc... to look for sympathy instead of trying to work shit out.
women have always been worse than men for cheating, the double standard is astounding.
@sarge07 There more selfish then men and have no guilt.
@nybadguy yeah, cause those girls posting 20 duck lip selfies care about one thing, attention. All a dude has to do is show her the right kind and ammout of attention and she'll forget her "commitment" to you. That's kinda where social media is hurting people more than what it was intended for.
@ketamine<3 yep. Exactly bro.
Yeah, I just go to Vons and have my pick of the single or divorced women!
@erkie lol. +
Yep, you'd be surprised how many women looking for a sugar daddy are in there. Even the checkers!
Even older ,divorced or single women! Just hang out in the cucumber section!
I love the way they fondle the cucumbers in front of me,I can take the hint. If you make eye contact all the better, you've scored! If they are rich, better yet!
The first one looked more like 2 prostitutes.
the one getting the beatdown looks like a tranny
The triangle that's crumpled empires......
Treason is punishable thing, depending of what punishment we're speaking of, but the last one was fucked up
All isn't fair in love and war! Or at least in love! Being rear ended some times can be!
they were MEN
The propane tank was badass! +9 for style & execution!
The first fight was clearly over a less than fair round of JENGA. “JENGA! JENGA”
Somebody's getting grilled tonight!
Surprise, You're on candid camera
Tank that! And that! And that! And that!
Tank you, may I have another...
Never underestimate how pissed off someone can be over cheating. If you don't cheat, nothing to worry about.
Yeah nobody'll ever think that the bloody propane tank with fingerprints all over it was used to kill her. NOBODY..
Mgtow 4 life