6 REASONS TO SAY "WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 17, 2019

    LMAO.

    Hooverass

    +5 -1
    •   HJ247 February 17, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I read a story once about a kid who was doing something like that in his pool where the water intake was for the filter and he got his intestines sucked right out if him. Very dangerous messing with vacuums like that...

      +7 -1
      • kolobos51 February 17, 2019

        @HJ247 Very true. Has happened a few times in real life with the pool intake but I'm not sure a vacuum has enough suction to actually do any damage.

        +5 -0
        •   HJ247 February 17, 2019

          @kolobos51

          You're right, i don't think that was a Dyson...

          +5 -0
      •   mr_krabs February 17, 2019

        @HJ247

        I remember seeing that on 1000 ways to die. I miss that show.

        +4 -0
      • engage February 17, 2019

        @HJ247 It happened to the guy who wrote Fight Club.

        +0 -0
      • swaglord February 17, 2019

        @HJ247 sounds personal

        +2 -0
    •   luvthick February 17, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I don't think you wanna empty that canister...

      +0 -0
    • ob1 February 17, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. The no wipe dump

      +1 -0
    •   wallawilly February 17, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      In the world of ffaG, that's equivalent to an emergency C-section...

      +2 -0
  • depraved_since_birth February 17, 2019

    The last guy's wrestling name is The Electric Eel.

    +8 -0
    •   crazyshit February 17, 2019

      @depraved_since_birth The Shockmaster's adopted son

      +1 -0
    •   mr_krabs February 17, 2019

      @depraved_since_birth

      His finishing move is The Lightning Rod.

      +2 -0
    • geraldo_rivera February 17, 2019

      @depraved_since_birth lol I bet he has sex with more frequently with less resistance

      +0 -0
  • cyberbu11y February 17, 2019

    I see your Schwarz is as big as mine.

    +5 -0
    • rouge_et_blanc February 17, 2019

      @cyberbu11y your black what? If you mean dick you dick it is called a Schwanz or tail. Schwarz just means black.

      +0 -3
      • cyberbu11y February 17, 2019

        @rouge_et_blanc it was a "Spaceballs" reference numbnuts and if ur talking about the word that means black in German it's spelled "Schwarze".

        +4 -0
        •   HJ247 February 17, 2019

          @cyberbu11y

          I knew it was Spaceballs...not Brooks's best work by a long shot... but his really good stuff couldn't get made in today's liberal backlash society...too bad.

          +2 -0
        • rouge_et_blanc February 18, 2019

          @cyberbu11y Unfortunately, no. The word "schwarze" is an adjective form and means a black something as in "eine schwarze Frau" = a black woman. The color "black" has no "e" at the end. Alles klar?

          +0 -0
    • erkie February 17, 2019

      @cyberbu11y

      May the Schwartz be with you!

      +2 -0
      • erkie February 17, 2019

        @erkie

        It's a Jewish thing!

        +0 -0
    • geraldo_rivera February 17, 2019

      @cyberbu11y hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh wanna watch spaceballs. Lol

      +0 -0
  • cyberbu11y February 17, 2019

    Who knew Tesla was alive and well in Mexico?

    +4 -0
    • joedumber February 17, 2019

      @cyberbu11y my light bulbs at my home say made in Canada, how bout yours???

      +1 -0
      • rouge_et_blanc February 17, 2019

        @joedumber I'm positive that mine at ohm have the right connections.

        +3 -0
      • cyberbu11y February 17, 2019

        @joedumber made in CHINA!

        +1 -0
  • uponusall February 17, 2019

    She needed someone's jizz out of her ass... pronto.

    +3 -1
    • letmefindout February 17, 2019

      @uponusall

      When the Pimp is away them hooker's will play.

      +0 -0
  • vestanpance February 17, 2019

    Dont matter how long hoover girl tries, she cant suck the dead out from inside her.

    +2 -0
    • cyberbu11y February 17, 2019

      @vestanpance technically she can, dumb bitch just has it in the wrong hole.

      +3 -0
  • berget February 17, 2019

    Turdbusting the shit out of ur anus.....

    +3 -0
  • unklebuk February 17, 2019

    Hope that's a wet vac she's using. Bound to be lots of baby gravy up that farter

    +4 -0
  •   ouch February 17, 2019

    That vacuum one sucked shit!

    +7 -1
    •   ouch February 17, 2019

      @ouch boo hoo

      Negged by a pussy faggot

      +0 -0
  • moose657 February 17, 2019

    I'm sure the girl with the watermelon was trying to attract black guys.......

    +4 -1
  •   nybadguy February 17, 2019

    Pussy so big it got my name on it. Haha

    +2 -0
  •   ketamine<3 February 17, 2019

    Well I for one wanna fuck the first gal, I'd put her on top and try and spin her around!

    +3 -0
    •   luvthick February 17, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Dreidel?

      +3 -0
      •   ketamine<3 February 17, 2019

        @luvthick if that's what she goes by, I don't care ;)

        +1 -0
  • ballzack February 17, 2019

    Nice Vic. Looks good with those rims.

    +2 -0
    • cyberbu11y February 17, 2019

      @ballzack I think that may be a Marauder. It has different bumpers

      +0 -0
      • ballzack February 21, 2019

        @cyberbu11y ya your right. I didn’t notice until you said that.

        Marauders are awesome. Don’t see many of them. Crazy fast for a heavy car.

        +0 -0
  • apatheticanarchist February 17, 2019

    I knew I liked seedless watermelons better

    +1 -0
    •   burfurger February 17, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      But those tits!!!! Mwwwwaa! Belisimo!

      +0 -0
  •   mr_krabs February 17, 2019

    The force was inside you all along, master Jedi.

    +2 -0
  • erkie February 17, 2019

    (1) I'd fuck it ! If a pussy is a pussy, it's fuckable as long as it's not disease ridden and belong to a he/ she !

    (2) Live by the rod die by the rod ! He's using a plutonium enriched control rod and if they survive and multiply the baby will look like the previous video! I'd still fuck it!

    (3) The pussy now smells like fish with a watermelon like after taste! Slurp i up!

    (4) This is just another form of birth control.We wouldn't want him reproducing and having deformed babies for us to support!

    (5)Eureka! She got the leftover cum from her ass!

    (6) He just thought he would just light his way into that deep dark cavern!

    +0 -1
  • erkie February 17, 2019

    Spare the rod and spoil the child!

    +0 -1
  •   acairman February 17, 2019

    @ouch would go all uncle fester on the last guy.

    +1 -0
  • darkmagna February 17, 2019

    So your dick can light up a bulb. Bet it can't light-up a woman!

    +1 -0
  • erkie February 17, 2019

    (2) I bet he has a hollow weenie and crystal balls !

    Why can't a warlock get a witch pregnant?..........................Because he has crystal balls! lol!

    +0 -2
  • vestanpance February 17, 2019

    The hoover is the Catholic churches new form of exorcism. Got to test it on adults before they suck the evil out of every child they see.

    +1 -0
  • bigblackhead February 17, 2019

    she had tapioca pudding up her ass

    +0 -0
  •   burfurger February 17, 2019

    If that was a Dyson we would have seen her tongue come out of her ass.

    +1 -0
    • cazaly February 18, 2019

      @burfurger I was waiting to see her head cave in and disappear down her neck. Be a cool party trick..

      +1 -0
  • geraldo_rivera February 17, 2019

    All black guys skip straight to :36 second mark for your 2 favorite things.

    +0 -0
  • willisdickfit8814 February 17, 2019

    The quicker picker upper

    +0 -0
  • dwight_devil February 18, 2019

    Man, that video sucks shit.

    +1 -0
  • cazaly February 18, 2019

    Wait, there's a brown Light Sabre?

    +1 -0
  • mfdvr007 February 19, 2019

    Fetishes are like corruption, no end in sight

    +0 -0
  • saltbae February 20, 2019

    When you have noone to suck your ass,let the vacuum cleaner do it for you.

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man February 24, 2019

    Uh... that was lot of information to digest

    +0 -0
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