I read a story once about a kid who was doing something like that in his pool where the water intake was for the filter and he got his intestines sucked right out if him. Very dangerous messing with vacuums like that...
@HJ247 Very true. Has happened a few times in real life with the pool intake but I'm not sure a vacuum has enough suction to actually do any damage.
You're right, i don't think that was a Dyson...
I remember seeing that on 1000 ways to die. I miss that show.
@HJ247 It happened to the guy who wrote Fight Club.
@HJ247 sounds personal
I don't think you wanna empty that canister...
@crazyshit-Cory H. The no wipe dump
In the world of ffaG, that's equivalent to an emergency C-section...
The last guy's wrestling name is The Electric Eel.
@depraved_since_birth The Shockmaster's adopted son
His finishing move is The Lightning Rod.
@depraved_since_birth lol I bet he has sex with more frequently with less resistance
I see your Schwarz is as big as mine.
@cyberbu11y your black what? If you mean dick you dick it is called a Schwanz or tail. Schwarz just means black.
@rouge_et_blanc it was a "Spaceballs" reference numbnuts and if ur talking about the word that means black in German it's spelled "Schwarze".
I knew it was Spaceballs...not Brooks's best work by a long shot... but his really good stuff couldn't get made in today's liberal backlash society...too bad.
@cyberbu11y Unfortunately, no. The word "schwarze" is an adjective form and means a black something as in "eine schwarze Frau" = a black woman. The color "black" has no "e" at the end. Alles klar?
May the Schwartz be with you!
It's a Jewish thing!
@cyberbu11y hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh wanna watch spaceballs. Lol
Who knew Tesla was alive and well in Mexico?
@cyberbu11y my light bulbs at my home say made in Canada, how bout yours???
@joedumber I'm positive that mine at ohm have the right connections.
@joedumber made in CHINA!
She needed someone's jizz out of her ass... pronto.
When the Pimp is away them hooker's will play.
Dont matter how long hoover girl tries, she cant suck the dead out from inside her.
@vestanpance technically she can, dumb bitch just has it in the wrong hole.
Turdbusting the shit out of ur anus.....
Hope that's a wet vac she's using. Bound to be lots of baby gravy up that farter
That vacuum one sucked shit!
@ouch boo hoo
Negged by a pussy faggot
I'm sure the girl with the watermelon was trying to attract black guys.......
Pussy so big it got my name on it. Haha
Well I for one wanna fuck the first gal, I'd put her on top and try and spin her around!
@luvthick if that's what she goes by, I don't care ;)
Nice Vic. Looks good with those rims.
@ballzack I think that may be a Marauder. It has different bumpers
@cyberbu11y ya your right. I didn’t notice until you said that.
Marauders are awesome. Don’t see many of them. Crazy fast for a heavy car.
I knew I liked seedless watermelons better
But those tits!!!! Mwwwwaa! Belisimo!
The force was inside you all along, master Jedi.
(1) I'd fuck it ! If a pussy is a pussy, it's fuckable as long as it's not disease ridden and belong to a he/ she !
(2) Live by the rod die by the rod ! He's using a plutonium enriched control rod and if they survive and multiply the baby will look like the previous video! I'd still fuck it!
(3) The pussy now smells like fish with a watermelon like after taste! Slurp i up!
(4) This is just another form of birth control.We wouldn't want him reproducing and having deformed babies for us to support!
(5)Eureka! She got the leftover cum from her ass!
(6) He just thought he would just light his way into that deep dark cavern!
Spare the rod and spoil the child!
@ouch would go all uncle fester on the last guy.
So your dick can light up a bulb. Bet it can't light-up a woman!
(2) I bet he has a hollow weenie and crystal balls !
Why can't a warlock get a witch pregnant?..........................Because he has crystal balls! lol!
The hoover is the Catholic churches new form of exorcism. Got to test it on adults before they suck the evil out of every child they see.
she had tapioca pudding up her ass
If that was a Dyson we would have seen her tongue come out of her ass.
@burfurger I was waiting to see her head cave in and disappear down her neck. Be a cool party trick..
All black guys skip straight to :36 second mark for your 2 favorite things.
The quicker picker upper
Man, that video sucks shit.
Wait, there's a brown Light Sabre?
Fetishes are like corruption, no end in sight
When you have noone to suck your ass,let the vacuum cleaner do it for you.
Uh... that was lot of information to digest