THE LAST 6 THINGS I EXPECTED TO SEE IN PUBLIC TODAY

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  •   wallawilly February 18, 2019

    Is that slut coughing or on her knees sucking a little wink? Geez...

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 18, 2019

    Cracker barrel is really hurting for business in the beginning and gravity took it's toll in the end.

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    •   wallawilly February 18, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      I think her fat was deathly afraid of that nasty clam and asshole, so it halted belt high...

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  •   stenchfart February 18, 2019

    aren`t sand people indigenous to Australia?

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    •   ouch February 18, 2019

      @stenchfart well that was an aboriginal so yeah cunt

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      •   burfurger February 18, 2019

        @ouch

        How could you see her original abs under all that tubbyness?

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        •   wallawilly February 18, 2019

          @burfurger

          Watch it burf!

          Ouch knows fat chicks!!!

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          •   burfurger February 18, 2019

            @wallawilly

            THere are no fat people in Australia. the 125 degree heat melts them.

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    •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2019

      @stenchfart no your thinking of Tatooine.

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  •   burfurger February 18, 2019

    Last "chick" is what Danny Devito would look like if he were normal height and a grossly over weight woman.

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  •   GrimmWilder February 18, 2019

    That wuz an aussie Abu shelaboon..............very rare.,.,

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    • farcanal February 18, 2019

      Grimm, I think you're right.

      Down here, we got the ugliest indigenous people ever. Dumb as a bag of rocks too.

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    •   ouch February 18, 2019

      @GrimmWilder just put out some alcohol and they magically appear

      I think that was a rain dance or mating ritual

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      •   GrimmWilder February 18, 2019

        @ouch @farcanal

        Still...your tribal Abu's seem far better than our Alabama bucket niggers.......least they kill-n-eat wild bats with nothin but a boomerang and sharp rocks an then jam out to sum didgeridoo tunes,.,. ,,.,.juss sayin,..,

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    •   luvthick February 18, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      You can stop calling for y'er Momma now! She was located by the bushes!

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LGKdRV1954

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  •   HJ247 February 18, 2019

    That sweaty club pussy must have stank from across the room. Nasty bitches...

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  •   mr_krabs February 18, 2019

    Doctor Who is enjoying his new Tardis, he may want to rethink the glass panelling though.

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  • airsporter February 18, 2019

    The Tardis is bigger than it looks from the outside!

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    • bigblackhead February 18, 2019

      @airsporter ...........she didn't look like a tard ass , but it was a bit blurry

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      • airsporter February 18, 2019

        @bigblackhead Ha +

        Things do go a bit blurry at the event Horizon - For Hans Solo the stars go into streaks and your Wookies hair stands on end - When I reach it my dentures fall out and my glasses fall off!

        Not been on an Away Team for some time now......

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  • sexmaster February 18, 2019

    That last one can be seen in any major city.

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    •   burfurger February 18, 2019

      @sexmaster

      Correction..... ANY city.

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  • working4theweekend February 18, 2019

    Was that Jesse Pinkman getting his dick sucked at the gas station?

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  • dickramsey February 18, 2019

    #6, I thought the wind would've caught her and made a wind sock out of her cunt

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  • kore February 18, 2019

    Yetis do exist, that last chick was a hybrid, half orangutan half Yeti. Any questions???

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  • apatheticanarchist February 18, 2019

    It takes practice to be able to suck a dick a a gas station while smoking a cigarette

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    •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist been there huh? Lol ;)

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      • apatheticanarchist February 18, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Surprised no one got a shitty quality shakey video and posted it here...

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        •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist lol! Next time..

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    • kojaksbozak February 19, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist that or 10 drinks and a gram of coke...

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    • -bdsweetheart- March 4, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist dumb ppl

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  •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2019

    I like how the people fucking in the phone booth just turn the other way lol. Yeah totally can't see ya now.

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    •   burfurger February 18, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      She was just looking for the quarter she dropped.

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      •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2019

        @burfurger ha! I'd be dropping quarters the whole time to keep that ass up.

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        •   burfurger February 18, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          LOL! Whoops.. dropped another one. dammit. another one. whoop one more. damn another one...

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    • -bdsweetheart- March 4, 2019

      @ketamine<e3 lol omg

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  • erkie February 18, 2019

    You see these all the time on "The Streets of San Francisco"! CSI Miami too!

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  • calethehuman February 18, 2019

    The last one looks like a damn Volgon.

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  • willisdickfit8814 February 18, 2019

    I was hoping a bee flew up the asshole of the whore in the convertible

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  • skippy joe pippy February 18, 2019

    Chick in the car... nice!

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  • tuffey February 18, 2019

    I think I need to gouge my eyeballs out after the last one. Wait, I should have gouged them out BEFORE I watched that. I would hate for that to be the last thing I ever saw.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 18, 2019

      @tuffey,

      Imagine gdttting drunk and going down on it.

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      • tnkid February 18, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Dear Jesus!

        Actually the bad part would be waking up next to it the following morning.

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      • uponusall February 19, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Awww... c'mon, boss.

        Why'd ya (gag!) go and put that (gaakhag!) gahbage in my head, even for (ghfaahkg!) a fleeting moment?!

        Dayum!... (gjhaujkzkmmg!)

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      • tuffey February 19, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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    • -bdsweetheart- March 4, 2019

      @tuffey haha lmao

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  • jacksbrokensoul February 18, 2019

    Nice to see ET again at the end there after all these years, he’s put on some timber since the 80’s though.

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  • gpukk February 18, 2019

    where is that club?????

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  • doc_ock February 18, 2019

    The bitch at the bar should leave the pron on, she might actually get some tips.

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  • erkie February 19, 2019

    The last one was Tracking Sasquatch's wife narrated by David Attenborough!

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  • peaks February 19, 2019

    LOL!!!

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  • manman23 February 20, 2019

    Source or pornstar name for convertible vid??

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  •   spider-man February 24, 2019

    Nothing like sucking a dick with a cigarette in between your fingers

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  • frank n. stein February 25, 2019

    HOT guy watching the couple in the Swisscom phone booth. HOT l'il guy getting blown at a gas station.

    I think someone was watching porn in the office of the bar & didn't realize it was broadcasting throughout the bar. LOL!

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  • -bdsweetheart- March 4, 2019

    The last bit tho lol! Bless...

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  • dosedghost33 March 15, 2019

    Excuse me ma'am but there's no smoking here.

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