FUCKING HELL! SUICIDE ATTEMPT GOES HORRIFICALLY WRONG

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  • acermichael February 20, 2019

    Erm “Finish Him” comes to mind..

    You attempt suicide so they attempt to save you ironic? Or stupidity?

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    • xenomorph February 20, 2019

      @acermichael The Dr should give him the option, fix you up or finish you off nice and quietly.

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      • logansrun February 20, 2019

        Knowing his luck, they'll just jerk him off, then [email protected]

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      • sharkkiller1 February 20, 2019

        @xenomorph this is what happens when people that don't know shit about firearms try to use them i bet he tried to kill him self with bird shot training load if your gonna do it poeple you gotta at least use 00 buck or higher with beefer powder charge in it ( like i got a file cabinet full of 12 gauge remington magnum slugs that would have taken that guys head clean off )

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    • baddogonline February 20, 2019

      @acermichael Third world doctors don't know where to start with this guy.

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  • funrocket February 20, 2019

    Yeah, like if life didn't just become alot more worse for the brotha here, they had to show that he has a tiny little weenie...

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    • letmefindout February 20, 2019

      @funrocket

      Jaws: The 2019 Re-Make

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      • moose657 February 20, 2019

        @letmefindout Jews...the story of a loan shark !...

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    •   ketamine<3 February 20, 2019

      @funrocket challenge; shoot half your face off and show us your weenie. Let's see what ya got. Don't forget the CS...

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    •   luvthick February 20, 2019

      @funrocket

      You might have stumbled upon the root cause...

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    •   sarge07 February 20, 2019

      @funrocket

      why are you interested in his weenie?

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      • fagkilla February 20, 2019

        @sarge07 lmao....ikr

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      • funrocket February 21, 2019

        @sarge07

        Nahh, i'm strictly a tits and pussy man myself ..thank you!

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    • logansrun February 20, 2019

      Less than 5% have larger ones @funrocket

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  • uffgoody February 20, 2019

    it's ya boy tiny pp predator mouth!

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    • erkie February 20, 2019

      @uffgoody

      The alien escape route!

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  •   burfurger February 20, 2019

    Now he's got that surprised look on his face all the time.

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    •   sarge07 February 20, 2019

      @burfurger all he needs to wrap up that look is the latina perpetually suprised eyebrow tattoos

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  • muzziesarescum February 20, 2019

    Well now he's got a real reason to kill himself.

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  • peaks February 20, 2019

    You know you are one fucking Loser if you can't even blow your own head off.

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    • muzziesarescum February 20, 2019

      @peaks well make a how to video and show those losers the proper way. Be sure to leave instructions for upload and make sure to record with a very high quality camera.

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      • peaks February 20, 2019

        @muzziesarescum

        You have great Ideas. I'm going to look into doing just that...with a family member of yours. :)

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  • dickcheesemcgee February 20, 2019

    IQ stereotype proven correct. Genitalia stereotype proven false.

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  • unklebuk February 20, 2019

    Just another slack jawed yokel

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  • jimsacunt February 20, 2019

    Fuck him ,leave him

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  • wpginterceptor February 20, 2019

    Hes gonna attempt again after seeing what he looks like now...

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  •   HJ247 February 20, 2019

    Original post in user uploads said a cop's rifle did that. Thought it was in self defense or an unjustified shooting, not suicide attempt. Nice to know the truth...

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    •   burfurger February 20, 2019

      @HJ247

      That guy knows.... But he ain't talking.

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      •   HJ247 February 20, 2019

        @burfurger

        So strange. He's such a chatter box usually...

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    •   crazyshit February 20, 2019

      @HJ247 Got conflicting information from multiple sources. Looks like a suicide attempt TBH

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      •   burfurger February 20, 2019

        @crazyshit

        I find it funny that the Peanut Gallery is interested in facts.

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  • unclegoo February 20, 2019

    Well, shut mah mouf...

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  • hangfire February 20, 2019

    How do you miss your brain and blow your jaw off?

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  •   ketamine<3 February 20, 2019

    Was this a suicide? In the UU it said it was a cop that shot him...

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  • strokerace February 20, 2019

    That would be my goddamn luck as well. Blow half my head off and live through it.

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    •   HJ247 February 20, 2019

      @strokerace

      But then, in the end, you'd realize just how valuable life is and learn to luv eating mush thru a tube cut into your stomach... lucky...!

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  • fukinyourmom February 20, 2019

    If your going to do it do it right dipshit. And record it so we can watch

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  • averageaussie February 20, 2019

    BBC = Big Black Crater?

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  • bedpaneddie February 20, 2019

    Just like Fight Club!

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  • uponusall February 20, 2019

    NoJawmba McGrawmba

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  • airsporter February 20, 2019

    Well done the medic dispatcher who got his name and address when he rang in.

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  • kojaksbozak February 20, 2019

    Mister BigMouth....who do you think you are ? Mister BigMouth...

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  • zed88 February 20, 2019

    God damn it I came here for some gruesome shit and the first thing I saw is a dick...put him a pant FFS

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  • mrjones February 20, 2019

    See. I told you. That guy with the enormous dick from that other video that someone said would never find a hole big enough to fit it in.... Well here it is.

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  •   ouch February 20, 2019

    PG RAGE quitter

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  • darkvoid February 20, 2019

    How do you eat a meat?

    ....

    you steak it in your mouth

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  • darkvoid February 20, 2019

    Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like him appear bright

    ....

    until he opens his mouth

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 20, 2019

    Is unfortunate when people don’t get their final wish.

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  •   mr_krabs February 20, 2019

    Sweet Cthulhu costume bro.

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  • txdo_msk February 20, 2019

    Looks like he's about to dump a bucket of KFC down his throat.

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    • norbert_jr February 20, 2019

      @txdo_msk Or an entire watermelon

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      • txdo_msk February 20, 2019

        @norbert_jr

        Well...I didn't want to come off as racist or anything...

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  • erkie February 20, 2019

    I don't see any cavities or teeth!

    That's a gaping hole!

    That's what you get for shooting your mouth off!

    No problem, just strap a funnel into his mouth and stitch him up.He'll be good to go!

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  • 2lolo February 20, 2019

    NOW THE GOVERNMENT MUST SUPPORT, HIM FOR REST OF HIS LIFE...

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  • frenzy82 February 20, 2019

    The wrong girl sat on that face.

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  • saltbae February 20, 2019

    Nice Left For Dead cosplay.

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  • ithewood February 20, 2019

    Just another thing he failed at!

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  • tuffey February 20, 2019

    Like they said in Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man, Fuck him, Just fuck him.

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  • crushit February 20, 2019

    So, pop rocks and soda CAN lead to an explosion and definitely tooth decay!!

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  • fatlarry February 20, 2019

    curb stomp

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  • ob1 February 20, 2019

    He won't fuck up the next time

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  • ss24 February 20, 2019

    He can now whistle through his tongue, he should go on a reality show.

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  • harly9 February 20, 2019

    Now that's just piss poor marksmanship. How the hell do you miss the brainpan at that range???

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  • skippy joe pippy February 20, 2019

    Gotta give him points for trying.

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  • dog66 February 20, 2019

    what? he only had one bullet?

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  • fizzel February 20, 2019

    Ask him to say," She sells sea shells down by the sea shore! "

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  • sumyumdang February 20, 2019

    does he want to live or die now

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  • pickdickle February 21, 2019

    hate it when you bite your tongue

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  • nifepartie February 22, 2019

    This is why you don't use birdshot for suicide. 00 buck or slug only.

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  • fatmat_ie February 23, 2019

    He won’t be much of a shit talker, but at least he still can jack off.

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  • full-metal-wack-it February 23, 2019

    Hey, now.... That's a Zombie from the WALKING DEAD.

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  • sumyumdang February 24, 2019

    he looks descent still

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  • frank n. stein February 25, 2019

    As soon as they get him all sewn up, he's just gonna do it again. I mean, who wants to live with half their face gone? He can't suck my dick anymore!

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  • lazzzy February 28, 2019

    yoo niggajawless

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  • sumyumdang March 1, 2019

    he blew

    his mouth off

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  • serviceinstaller March 1, 2019

    Just let him die

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  • shiroy March 7, 2019

    Servant Grunt from Amnesia ..... no ?

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  • tommybolin March 18, 2019

    'Sir, we are trying to help you....just hold still and try not to speak'....

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