That's the new Dyson vacuum attachment is it? Fuck all housework is going to get done now.
@cazaly i thought she could put it on a jack hammer and put her to work on a road crew
A good girl would have gotten hit in the face with jizz, woken up and sucked the rest out of him cleaning him up in the process. That chick was a bitch...
Japan wins the "WTF!" Award!
@luvthick I think Japan should have its own category so everyone can have a chance.
@luvthick Was there ever any doubt?
Dalmatians shouldn’t breed with humans.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Well they did and now they're welcome on your site anytime.
Boss paid those Japanese girls to suck their fucking negative job thoughts out of their bodies
@thegrindcoredude I thought that was the Acme school of falacio. Cue Wile E Coyote!
First one reminds me of that old bruised banana that everyone has in their fruit bowl.
@mr_krabs And that still gets eaten!
Ha! That second clip was the fuck pole i found and posted for the CS Xmas wishlist.
Still never got one, assholes
The rear entry model is on backorder @apatheticanarchist
Excellent production Mr CS.
(1) She's Michael Jackson's illegitimate kid you never heard about! He passed on his genes and produced a cow!
(2) That's what they call the Mexican jumping bean pole! She then used it to try to jump the wall !
(3) This is just an optical illusion! It's called forced perception and he got shit faced!
(4) The Rock didn't look too scared ! What happened next?Did the Rock body slam him?
(5) It has a tumor, cut it off ,please! It was grafted on to impress the women!
(6) This was a Japanese business meeting! We all know how serious they take their business meetings!
(7)-The sprinkler is only sold at The Home Depot! The trouble is you have to buy a shop vac also to clean up the mess!
(8) I hope she likes the new alarm! He set it to go off every hour on the hour!
(9) This is a promotional video sent the institutionalized ,the jailed and mental hospitals!
(11) I my dick was that small I wouldn't show it off like that!
A simple "that'll do pig" wud suffice..
@erkie don't be an erkie.
The humongous freak dick theme song... is that available on amazon music or itunes?
I'm asking for myself.
Well Im sure listening to it won't make it any smaller @uponusall
It was catchy... it can swing to it.
Just search up da Vinci's notebook .
There are no longer together used to be on the Bob and Tom show all the time
My 5th limb thanks you.
First one. Desiigner - Panda.mp3
Damn, I have a bad habit of falling asleep during meetings at work but if only I had a chick I could face fuck I'd love to hear about the electrical schematics of the building. Like all day long.
It can revolutionize the American workforce.
Wasnt the 1st chick on cheatas
Bitch had mildew problems LMAO
There's this great beer they sell only in Wisconsin called Spotted Cow. For some reason i want one now.
the muppets need gonzo's nose back
If my job had one of those Chinese tables, I'd quit smoking, there would be no need to ever leave the building on breaks. Everyone would always know where I'd be!
No question. Last one was a dude's failed attempt to induce a threesome with his girlfriend/wife's friend.
I've wondered when the Kevin Heart sex tape would surface.
i've seen a couple of those "house keeping" vids. Please tell me what state has young sexy white chicks as the maids? Every hotel i have ever been to has only had ratty mexicans.
Japan women finally being part of the boardroom.
The Pogo Vibrator , for bitches on the go ...by RONCO
it's all about the dick