TODAY ON "THIS OLD HOUSE" BRAZIL [DAMN SAVAGES]

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  •   GrimmWilder February 26, 2019

    Brazilian Patty-cake ain't for pussies!

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    • mr_pickles February 26, 2019

      @GrimmWilder this little piggy went to market , this little piggy stayed home ? This little piggy had roast beef , this little piggy had none.!

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      •   ketamine<3 February 26, 2019

        @mr_pickles seems like 5 little piggies got some.

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        •   mr_krabs February 26, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          They got hammered.....

          That was bad, I know.

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      • erkie February 26, 2019

        @mr_pickles

        and this little piggy went wee wee all the way home!

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  • letmefindout February 26, 2019

    Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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  • blankman22 February 26, 2019

    Well, I guess it's better than getting 10 clips emptied into you.

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    • funrocket February 26, 2019

      @blankman22

      Or the machete...Smashed fingers are better than no fingers.

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      • blankman22 February 27, 2019

        @funrocket and also the chance they make you chew and swallow your fingers right after. That's no fun.

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        • funrocket February 28, 2019

          @blankman22

          It's lot of fun. Just not for the victim!

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    • kojaksbozak February 26, 2019

      @blankman22 they dont use guns because all the guns down there are knock off .45s that jamb up more than they fire... Seriously... Way less headaches using " Manuel " tools... Get it ? Get it ? Get it?

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      •   sarge07 February 26, 2019

        @kojaksbozak

        knock off .45's? 9mm Taurus rejects known as ghost guns because they ghost out of the Taurus factory reject department.

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      • blankman22 February 27, 2019

        @kojaksbozak China made garbage. lol

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    • timotek March 18, 2019

      @blankman22 yes from all the available options this must be the best.... nice

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  •   ouch February 26, 2019

    DERP

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  • maga2020 February 26, 2019

    Thats called getting off easy in brazil.

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    • dadeviant February 26, 2019

      @maga2020 yep, didn't get beheaded, or shot in the face 15 times, hopefully he learns his lesson, the next time might be a bit more horrific

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  • uponusall February 26, 2019

    If there is one guy with a gun, then there is a small window of opportunity to elbow to throat, wrist control, swipe hammer, throw hammer into face of gun-toting puss and swipe gun... all in one fluid motion.

    Krav Maga/Wing Chun/Jeet Kune Do all rolled into won.

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    •   sarge07 February 26, 2019

      @uponusall

      you've seen too many Stallone movies

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      • uponusall February 26, 2019

        @sarge07

        Stallone?! God, no...

        I'm talking Stripes, Ghostbusters, What About Bob...

        Honorable Sensei,

        Mr. Bill Murray

        (tough cookie)

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    • huebr March 6, 2019

      @uponusall Dude you are not in a movie... here if you Try he shoots you, dont explain the plain, only shoot you in the head...

      And sometimes if you go away, this same guys kills your family until you appears... so, its better the broken fingers or not stolen...

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  •   burfurger February 26, 2019

    What is this... "Beat Up a Tie-Dye Guy" day on CS?

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    • demonic February 26, 2019

      @burfurger Iguess tie-dye is out this year. I'd rather take my chances with the hammer as compared to the angry feminist. Mangled hands and skull fractures will heal, but a dick and balls don't grow back.

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  • mrmassey February 26, 2019

    Shit, he got off easy! Unless they're not showing us something else..

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    • erkie February 26, 2019

      @mrmassey

      Eh! A peeping tom!Someone call the police!Damn, Yesterday I turned in my shot gun for $50! ~( :- )

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  •   ketamine<3 February 26, 2019

    Shit, in Sons of Anarchy they chopped everything but his index fingers off for chronic masturbation.

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    •   HJ247 February 26, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Sons of Anarchy was a TV show bud...

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      •   ketamine<3 February 26, 2019

        @HJ247 no way! I thought it was a documentary!

        ;) ''twas a joke.

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  • secret squirrel February 26, 2019

    You only need three fingers. Your thumb, your trigger and your PUSSY FINGER!

    I heard that in a movie...

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  •   GrimmWilder February 26, 2019

    I hit my thumb with a hammer once,...that shit hurt like a motherfucker!

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  • moose657 February 26, 2019

    Well I must say... that hammer is the sharpest thing in Brazil....

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  • airsporter February 26, 2019

    I predict a claggy arsehole in his future!

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  • cazaly February 26, 2019

    If we could send the Brazilians over to the Middle East, that'd be a pretty interesting end to proceedings.

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  • unklebuk February 26, 2019

    Poor cunt has a hand like a blind cobbler

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  • kojaksbozak February 26, 2019

    Dude shoulda got hammered before he got hammered...

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  •   mr_krabs February 26, 2019

    And two days before the finger puppet convention...

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  • erkie February 26, 2019

    Tim the tool man Taylor taught him well!

    I hammered in the morning, I hammered in the evening all over this land! I hammered out justice ,I hammered out freedom all over this land!

    Oh yeah, I hammered his hand too!

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  • mdm2011 February 26, 2019

    Hammer Time!

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  • john_neto February 26, 2019

    Brazil is not for newbies

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  • 2lolo February 26, 2019

    DAMN.!!!! His Right hand FUCK UP.!!!! If He Is Right Handed, NO JACKING OFF.!!!!!

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  • mfdvr007 February 26, 2019

    Better learn to jerk it left handed

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  • mrjones February 26, 2019

    well it makes sense. They are called finger NAILS after all.

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  •   nybadguy February 26, 2019

    Repost. Lazy fuckers

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  • onlycomments February 26, 2019

    rather a hammer then getting your fingers chopped off

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  • darkmagna February 26, 2019

    We're gonna be here awhile.

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  • delllife652 February 27, 2019

    HAHAHAHAHA

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  • rodeye2 February 27, 2019

    Is that a framing hammer or a finishing hammer ?

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  • albertmag March 10, 2019

    His pool hustling days are over

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