Brazilian Patty-cake ain't for pussies!
@GrimmWilder this little piggy went to market , this little piggy stayed home ? This little piggy had roast beef , this little piggy had none.!
@mr_pickles seems like 5 little piggies got some.
They got hammered.....
That was bad, I know.
@mr_krabs hahaha yeah they did!
and this little piggy went wee wee all the way home!
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Well, I guess it's better than getting 10 clips emptied into you.
Or the machete...Smashed fingers are better than no fingers.
@funrocket and also the chance they make you chew and swallow your fingers right after. That's no fun.
It's lot of fun. Just not for the victim!
@blankman22 they dont use guns because all the guns down there are knock off .45s that jamb up more than they fire... Seriously... Way less headaches using " Manuel " tools... Get it ? Get it ? Get it?
knock off .45's? 9mm Taurus rejects known as ghost guns because they ghost out of the Taurus factory reject department.
@kojaksbozak China made garbage. lol
@blankman22 yes from all the available options this must be the best.... nice
Thats called getting off easy in brazil.
@maga2020 yep, didn't get beheaded, or shot in the face 15 times, hopefully he learns his lesson, the next time might be a bit more horrific
If there is one guy with a gun, then there is a small window of opportunity to elbow to throat, wrist control, swipe hammer, throw hammer into face of gun-toting puss and swipe gun... all in one fluid motion.
Krav Maga/Wing Chun/Jeet Kune Do all rolled into won.
you've seen too many Stallone movies
Stallone?! God, no...
I'm talking Stripes, Ghostbusters, What About Bob...
Mr. Bill Murray
@uponusall Dude you are not in a movie... here if you Try he shoots you, dont explain the plain, only shoot you in the head...
And sometimes if you go away, this same guys kills your family until you appears... so, its better the broken fingers or not stolen...
What is this... "Beat Up a Tie-Dye Guy" day on CS?
@burfurger Iguess tie-dye is out this year. I'd rather take my chances with the hammer as compared to the angry feminist. Mangled hands and skull fractures will heal, but a dick and balls don't grow back.
Shit, he got off easy! Unless they're not showing us something else..
Eh! A peeping tom!Someone call the police!Damn, Yesterday I turned in my shot gun for $50! ~( :- )
Shit, in Sons of Anarchy they chopped everything but his index fingers off for chronic masturbation.
Sons of Anarchy was a TV show bud...
@HJ247 no way! I thought it was a documentary!
;) ''twas a joke.
You only need three fingers. Your thumb, your trigger and your PUSSY FINGER!
I heard that in a movie...
I hit my thumb with a hammer once,...that shit hurt like a motherfucker!
Well I must say... that hammer is the sharpest thing in Brazil....
I predict a claggy arsehole in his future!
If we could send the Brazilians over to the Middle East, that'd be a pretty interesting end to proceedings.
Poor cunt has a hand like a blind cobbler
Dude shoulda got hammered before he got hammered...
And two days before the finger puppet convention...
Tim the tool man Taylor taught him well!
I hammered in the morning, I hammered in the evening all over this land! I hammered out justice ,I hammered out freedom all over this land!
Oh yeah, I hammered his hand too!
Brazil is not for newbies
DAMN.!!!! His Right hand FUCK UP.!!!! If He Is Right Handed, NO JACKING OFF.!!!!!
Better learn to jerk it left handed
well it makes sense. They are called finger NAILS after all.
Repost. Lazy fuckers
rather a hammer then getting your fingers chopped off
We're gonna be here awhile.
Is that a framing hammer or a finishing hammer ?
His pool hustling days are over