IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN TENNESSEE

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"A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.

The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."

News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food.

Dinner Delivered said the food service has fired the driver and forwarded information about her to authorities as well.

Webb remains behind bars pending a March 12 hearing.

His arrest warrant says they picked up the food for delivery from a local Mexican restaurant. The company issued a refund for the tainted food."

  • berget March 1, 2019

    At least they got a refund... that will make up for it....

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    • baddogonline March 1, 2019

      @berget Tennessee has democrat voters too.

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      • letmefindout March 1, 2019

        @baddogonline

        Can we get the @TNKid to weigh in on this?

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        • tnkid March 1, 2019

          @letmefindout

          The ball-dipping asshole in the vid or democrat voters?

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    • farcanal March 1, 2019

      No nut allergy there!

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  •   HJ247 March 1, 2019

    I'm pretty sure that could happen in NY as well...

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    •   luvthick March 1, 2019

      @HJ247

      Then it can happen everywhere!

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      •   GrimmWilder March 1, 2019

        YOU Damned Right there, Skippy,.......... EVERYWHERE!

        .I keep tellin and tellin you fuckers to tip well and Never ever NEVER send food back to be fixed!!!!

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        • shtunmidik March 1, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          At least a 20% gratuity and eat what you get, or you get the

          BALLS!!!!!!!

          Especially during the weekend rush!

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          • manunkind March 1, 2019

            @shtunmidik Fromunda Cheese Burger.

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          • bludgeont March 5, 2019

            @shtunmidik I'll just make my own food at home from now on, trust no one, and if I feel like dipping my balls into my own salsa, at least I know it's my own balls. Seriously though, nothing is safe any more, nothing.

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        • tnkid March 1, 2019

          @GrimmWilder

          Amen! If it's edible, eat it. If you send it back, you WILL be ingesting DNA of some sort when it returns.

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  • peaks March 1, 2019

    So, you're saying he got 'Sacked'?

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    • nachofly March 1, 2019

      @peaks cause balls...i get it

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  •   ouch March 1, 2019

    I hope they aren't allergic to nuts!

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    • tnkid March 1, 2019

      @ouch

      I have a nut intolerance. Yes. That kind of nut.

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  • airsporter March 1, 2019

    Looks to be one unhygienic cunt anyway!

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  •   burfurger March 1, 2019

    HA!!!! They refunded for "Tainted Food"! You just can't make that shit up! LOL!

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    •   luvthick March 1, 2019

      @burfurger

      LOL! The refund came with the right nut sack!

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    • tnkid March 1, 2019

      @burfurger +++

      That's the part that caught my attention as well. LOL

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  •   mr_krabs March 1, 2019

    That’s a spicy meatball!

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 1, 2019

    Nothing some penissellin wont cure

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    •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2019

      @willisdickfit8814 penis -sellin? Penicillin helps when you buy the wrong penis... ;)

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  •   mordecai March 1, 2019

    at least he didn't put extra dip in it you ungrateful bastards.

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  • 72jayd March 1, 2019

    Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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    • thor156 March 1, 2019

      @72jayd that wood be a Smoky Mtn oyster. LOl

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      • erkie March 1, 2019

        @thor156

        Then they washed it all down with White Lightening" made in a Tainted still!

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  •   felterupgood March 1, 2019

    I'm confused.... How did he know what the tip was before he made the delivery.

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    • tnkid March 1, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Online ordering via credit card

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      •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2019

        @tnkid true, but they could have just rounded up to the nearest dollar and tipped cash. I try to always tip cash so the driver/waiter can take whatever cut he/she wants.

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        • tnkid March 1, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          I always tip cash. No matter how I paid the bill. The wife tips on the card. Drives me nuts.

          10% for really shitty service, but I'm quite generous if they even act like they care.

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      •   felterupgood March 1, 2019

        @tnkid

        He would have probably shit on mine because I'm too cheap to tip at all.

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        •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2019

          @felterupgood you don't think people waiting on you deserve a tip?

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          •   felterupgood March 1, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            If they are waiting on me.... then it's because I gave them a job.

            I even leave my shopping carts in the parking lot so a guy can have a job rounding them up.

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  • tnkid March 1, 2019

    We call that the Tennessee teabag.

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  • rakka March 1, 2019

    What gets me is I like to tip cash so the delivery person doesn't have to report the tip. This action makes me never want to eat out

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  • apatheticanarchist March 1, 2019

    Thats odd ... I've been charging 89 cents to dip my balls in stuff for years, maybe I shoulda been charging more

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    • calethehuman March 1, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist You have to adjust for inflation.

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      • tnkid March 1, 2019

        @calethehuman

        Your balls inflate?

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    • erkie March 1, 2019

      @apatheticanarchi

      Charging it to your credit card? How does it show up on your statement? 89 cents for a hot ball waxing?

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  • txdo_msk March 1, 2019

    Chilled that ball!!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2019

    Why was this dude even in the car if she was working delivering food? And this happens everywhere everyday, just most people aren't stupid enough to record it.

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  • daddyslilsquirt March 1, 2019

    so he turned salsa into crab dip, he must me like jesus

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    •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2019

      @daddyslilsquirt lol but jebus turned fish into bread. Would a krab be a biscuit?

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    • tnkid March 1, 2019

      @daddyslilsquirt

      Lol. Eww that's nasty.

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  • erkie March 1, 2019

    Oh what a tangled Webb we weave when we practice to deceive!

    He just wanted to spice up his balls so his boyfriend would have a great surprise when he sucks on his balls that night!

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  • 2lolo March 1, 2019

    If That Salsa Was For A NIGGA.?? He Should Get A Raises.!!!!!

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  • skippy joe pippy March 1, 2019

    I live in Tennessee.... and I hate it here.

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    • tnkid March 1, 2019

      @skippy joe pippy

      What part?

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  • fuckthisworld March 1, 2019

    grubhubs finest....thank you ill pick up my own food. what a dirty scumbag shithole planet this is...

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    • erkie March 1, 2019

      @fuckthisworld

      Go talk to AOC she'll brighten up your day!After all she thinks she's the boss!

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  •   truckingman March 1, 2019

    WTMF"DF???

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  • bigblackhead March 1, 2019

    adulteration of food. The salsa was married ?

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  • enemabandit March 1, 2019

    Hi it's Micheal and I've got Vsauce!

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  • cash me outside March 1, 2019

    Gay!! He wants to go to prison so he can dip chocolate saltly balls

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  •   nybadguy March 1, 2019

    Wonder what they do to the pizza.

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  • vinnie_gunns March 2, 2019

    "TAINTED"! ..... twas not da taint..but da balls

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 2, 2019

    And Arkansas.

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  • gfys March 2, 2019

    One less Bernie Sanders voter.

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  • cazaly March 3, 2019

    Tainted food or taint food?

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  • cuntpuncher March 5, 2019

    Thats why i skip skip the dishes. The cooks already put his balls in my food i don't need the delivery guy doing it too!

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  • sumyumdang March 5, 2019

    it has a nutty taste!

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  • I would have beat this fools ass upbthe fuck up

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  • useless_forskin March 11, 2019

    Hey, at least he didnt double dip.

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  • bacchus March 12, 2019

    This guy should be sent to Brazil to meet a nice dull hatchet.

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  • xxcrackerjackxx March 17, 2019

    I wonder how they found out that the sauce was pre dipped

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