SO... THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON IN INDIA RIGHT NOW...

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 2, 2019

    Sounds like a party.

    Must smell like bacon.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 2, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Curry bacon? No thanks.

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      • harly9 May 1, 2019

        @ketamine<3 Dammit! you beat me to the curry reference!

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    • uponusall March 2, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Bacon with a tinge of dung.

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    •   luvthick March 2, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      You mean veggie bacon.

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      • beruserkuru March 2, 2019

        @luvthick Some indians eat pig meat tho, it's the beef you gotta be worried about xD

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    • erkie March 2, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      A Pity party!

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    • letmefindout March 2, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Indian bar-b-que always gives me heartburn.

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    • joedumber March 3, 2019

      ya'll know that's going to be a nuke scene soon?

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    • blankman22 March 3, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Never had Indian bacon. Is it spicy?

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  • rubber March 2, 2019

    This is what happens when you leave the comfort of your 7-11 job

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    • beruserkuru March 2, 2019

      @rubber India has like 4-5th strongest military in the world.

      India also provided with biggest volunteer army to the allies with 2 million men during WW2.

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  • muzziesarescum March 2, 2019

    The last ten seconds or so sounds like a gaggle of geece or like a flock of turkeys.

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    • erkie March 2, 2019

      @muzziesarescum

      Or a sounder of swine!

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  • kore March 2, 2019

    Its a plane crash, why are you looking for the pilot, he is just as dead as everyone else....

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    •   ketamine<3 March 2, 2019

      @kore not if he ejected.

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      • erkie March 2, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        He prematurely ejected! He needs to see a doctor for that!

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    • farcanal March 2, 2019

      @kore

      Not so. Looking at the green coloured clips, they are part of the Martin Baker ejection seat harness attachments. So I reckon old mate u see lying down, is the pilot. Apart from a little leaking claret, he doesn't seem to bad.

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  •   ouch March 2, 2019

    Para bailar La Bamba

    Para bailar La Bamba

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    •   ouch March 2, 2019

      @ouch -1 I have a stalker Oh Lar Lar I wonder who it is lol

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      •   lafind March 2, 2019

        @ouch Wear it like a badge my man, it's an honor to be that important to someone.

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        •   ouch March 2, 2019

          @lafind 2 more and I start fapping!

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          • erkie March 2, 2019

            @ouch

            So your the 1 marking your territory!Please clean up after yourself!

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      •   luvthick March 2, 2019

        @Cuntyclopse

        It appears that you're accusing me of the deed, so I added one more neg to help you out!

        Cheers!

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        •   ouch March 2, 2019

          @luvthick You wear your parranoyer like a badge of honor

          Not everything is about you

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  • magichour March 2, 2019

    The Indian pilot ejected, that was him in the first part of the video, he was sent back to India yesterday. The crispy dude on the ground was a little unlucky and had a plane crash on him.

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  • uponusall March 2, 2019

    Huh... Dung Jets.

    Indian ingenuity, I tell ya.

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    • beruserkuru March 2, 2019

      @uponusall Probably American or Russian jets tho

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      • uponusall March 2, 2019

        @beruserkuru

        I can tell that ur Indian. The Indian people are good people. A little too into finding uses for dung, but I find them to be more often than not the "good guys" in their regional squabbles.

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  • fn5-7_ss190 March 2, 2019

    Lol, the Indian accent and helping someone will never go well together until the end of time.

    "Please rate my crash assistance today sir, did I help with your broken bones and internal bleeding?"

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    • beruserkuru March 2, 2019

      @fn5-7_ss190 Indians are good people. Even Trump agrees on that.

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      • fn5-7_ss190 March 3, 2019

        @beruserkuru There are a fukton of different cultures and influences in India. You can generalize their phonetics but you can't generalize their societal or personal qualities.

        P.S. Even Trump agrees??!? Even that xenophobe, homophobe, misogynist, white supremacist, LITERALLY HITLER likes Indians??!? WWWAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWHHHHHHHHH, THAT TELLS A LOT!

        Trump is none of those buzzwords, ffs.

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  • erkie March 2, 2019

    So, that's what happened to Tom Cruise while filming the remake of Top Gun!

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    • erkie March 2, 2019

      @erkie

      bang,your dead! Wait a minute I have to reload my musket, don't move!

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  • painiac March 2, 2019

    Dosen't matter how long they cook em, its still gonna smell like shit

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  •   luvthick March 2, 2019

    Indian Divorce Festival?

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  •   mr_krabs March 2, 2019

    That’s the last time he chooses to fly with Air Punjab.

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  • dildo swaggins March 2, 2019

    A dead guy and a couple bon fires. Sounds better than here.

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  •   burfurger March 2, 2019

    Should have rubbed Buddha's belly before he took off.

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  • fucked_your_dad March 2, 2019

    INDIA VS EGYPT

    WHO'S TRANSPORTATION IS WORSE???

    Hopefully not coming near you...

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    • beruserkuru March 2, 2019

      @fucked_your_dad that made no sense at all

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      • fucked_your_dad March 2, 2019

        @beruserkuru There was a train crash in Cairo that was posted yesterday. If that made sense, you owe me a sexual favor.

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 2, 2019

    Hooray for Bollywood

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  •   felterupgood March 2, 2019

    That explains why I've been on hold for tech support the past two days.

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    • beruserkuru March 2, 2019

      @felterupgood So india only has two persons working with tech support?

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  • airsporter March 2, 2019

    Well I thought it a bad idea anyway given their record In Taxis and rickshaws.

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  • bigblackhead March 2, 2019

    well at least they are organized

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  • cash me outside March 2, 2019

    So nice of them for trying too catch the jet not the pilot. “ OH THANK GOD” I was just going too lay in the train track anyway?

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  • n8dizzle March 2, 2019

    Shithole country.

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  • illspoken March 3, 2019

    It seems like an indian Mig -29 shooting down a Pakistani JL-8.However I never heard it on the web...

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    • bighoss March 3, 2019

      @illspoken brother it was mig 21 and it shot down an f16 which is later confirmed by indian air force

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  • moose657 March 3, 2019

    5 little 4 little 3 little Indians.....

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  • ss24 March 3, 2019

    I wondered why tech support wasn't answering.

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  • bighoss March 3, 2019

    1 St one is from an air show in Bengaluru India

    2 nd is not from India cuz the language they are speaking is not native

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 3, 2019

    Flame on.

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  • carjackstheclown March 3, 2019

    That Snack bar place must be one happening joint

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  • shaktimaan March 4, 2019

    If things actually heads towards an all out war and we reach the point where nuclear missiles are gonna shot, both INDIA and PAKISTAN before destroying each other should throw atleast 1 mandatory NUKE each AT BRITAIN for leaving us to this shit.

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  • cuntpuncher March 5, 2019

    Very bollywood

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