THERE'S TWO WAYS TO REALLY PISS A BIKER OFF

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 4, 2019

    Ha ha. I laughed out loud at that first one.

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    •   ouch March 4, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. I did that once on my own forehead as a joke, Joke was I wore the suction cup mark for a week! Yep I'm proud to say I'm a Dickhead!

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 4, 2019

        @ouch,

        What color was the dildo?

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        •   luvthick March 4, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Hahaha! +

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        •   ouch March 4, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Ha! you know it was Pink

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          • willisdickfit8814 March 4, 2019

            @ouch racism is great aint it fellas

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            •   ouch March 4, 2019

              @willisdickfit8814 I'm not racist but when any race of people acting like animals I call them animal names but if you ask LuvNigs he'll tell you I talk about all black people like that because apparently I can't distinguish bad behaviour from good if their black . If you ask me he is the racist one lumping them all together so we can't call out the bad behaviour, you see it's a embarrassment thing for him to stop words he hates because it used to mean something else. Cunts stuck so far in the past he has cotton in his ears!

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              • n2ecosystems March 5, 2019

                @ouch Luvnigs, I'm dying that is funny...good one

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      •   lafind March 4, 2019

        @ouch That's why you eyes do that?

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        •   ouch March 4, 2019

          @lafind that's one of the reasons

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      •   happyjack March 4, 2019

        @ouch something tells me you took that naughty dildo off your forehead and sat on it to teach it a lesson.

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        •   ouch March 4, 2019

          @happyjack that's more like a reward!

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    • curiousone March 4, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Since when does a guy on a scooter count as a biker?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 4, 2019

        @curiousone,

        I give up, when?

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      •   ketamine<3 March 4, 2019

        @curiousone it doesn't.

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        •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          no, no it doe not!!

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      •   ouch March 4, 2019

        @curiousone ONe of them cunts gave the the head nod as he passed me on my bike

        I gave him the finger.

        Fucking fag!

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      • v1510n March 4, 2019

        @curiousone When you live in the UK, apparently

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    • tnkid March 4, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Me too. The slowmo made it better

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  • baddogonline March 4, 2019

    LOL, motorcycles are funny.

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    •   ouch March 4, 2019

      @baddogonline and fucking dangerous

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  • vessex March 4, 2019

    Tony Hawk should have kept to skateboards.

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  •   wallawilly March 4, 2019

    And a third way to piss a biker off is call a cunt on a scooter a "biker"!

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    •   HJ247 March 4, 2019

      @wallawilly

      Ahem brother...

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    •   ketamine<3 March 4, 2019

      @wallawilly yeah! I'm fucking pissed!

      But really if someone did that to me I'd rip it off, chase them down and shove it up their ass! Good thing I don't wear a helmet.

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      •   HJ247 March 4, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        God bless no helmet law states...

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        •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2019

          @HJ247 hell yeah! Is Florida like that?

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    •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

      @wallawilly

      yes indeed

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  • average_alien March 4, 2019

    Is it a bird is it a biker? No it's a unicorn

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  •   mr_krabs March 4, 2019

    Hells Angels gay chapter, the Hells Homos.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 4, 2019

      @mr_krabs Hells Anals..

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      •   mr_krabs March 4, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Hahaha!

        I don’t want to know what the initiation test would be.

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        •   ketamine<3 March 4, 2019

          @mr_krabs prostating would be a pain in the ass!

          Wait I ment prospecting! I swear!

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          •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            yea, sure ya did

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    •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

      @mr_krabs

      isn't that the Mod's chapter in London?

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      •   mr_krabs March 5, 2019

        @sarge07

        I believe they’re called the British Bum Bandits.

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  • apatheticanarchist March 4, 2019

    Hey, a rubber dick on your helmet might actually make it safer in a crash...

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  •   burfurger March 4, 2019

    Who cares if you piss them off. They're bikers.

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    •   wallawilly March 4, 2019

      @burfurger

      BITCH

      BITCH

      BITCH

      BITCH

      BURFBITCH

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    •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

      @burfurger

      NO NO NO, skooter riders are NOT bikers

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      •   burfurger March 4, 2019

        @sarge07

        They're on a bike. So they are bikers.

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        •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2019

          @burfurger he's on a scooter, he's a scooter-er...

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        •   sarge07 March 5, 2019

          @burfurger

          no, no they're not

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  • kojaksbozak March 4, 2019

    Second guy should follow a lil closer or buy a bike made for jumping shit.. Cant jump shit on a street bike dumbass... Didnt you ever see any evel kneivel vids?? He was constantly crashing ,jumping shit on a street bike.., his. Son Robbie kneivel, uses a motocross bike ,made for jumping and he rarely crashes.. Proofs in the pudding ..

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    • dildo swaggins March 4, 2019

      @kojaksbozak they’re called “dirt bikes” for a reason. They’re shit on asphalt. How easy you think it is to just jump ransom debris on one?

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  • erkie March 4, 2019

    What a dick head and that named stuck! Motor bikes make people do funny things!

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  • dildo swaggins March 4, 2019

    What a dick nose

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  •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

    Damn, made me spit 20 yo single malt out my nose

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    • airsporter March 4, 2019

      @sarge07 Ha + Did it burn?

      Thought you were made of sterner stuff!

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      •   sarge07 March 4, 2019

        @airsporter

        burned like fuck through the schnoz, but it goes down like well water when properly drunk/drank?

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  • airsporter March 4, 2019

    One Mans 'Rollin down the River is another mans 'Rollin Down The Motorway'

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  • cash me outside March 4, 2019

    Only in San Francisco they popping dillies not willies... haha I use to roll down hills like that when I was a kid LMAO

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  • eot_lemac March 4, 2019

    second guy zigged when he should have zagged

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  • short_stack March 4, 2019

    "Guys" who ride scooters are not considered bikers. But, they do deserve to have dildos put on their full-face helmets LMAO

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  • deadpen March 4, 2019

    The second one isn't a biker, he is one of these weekend fart tards that took his dad's Can Am Spyder to get his license then bought a 250 ninja to look cool.

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  • toejam March 4, 2019

    He's a little cock-eye'd..

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  • moose657 March 4, 2019

    A yamacock .....

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  • romo27 March 4, 2019

    If you did either of those things to actual bikers ( one percenters), the vids would have ended much differently.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2019

      @romo27 oh yeah, especially since they rarely ride alone. You'd get fucked up bad.

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    • fckthepolice March 5, 2019

      @romo27 Cry??

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    • -bdsweetheart- March 6, 2019

      @romo27 yessss

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  • hangfire March 4, 2019

    2nd guy looked like he was aiming at that thing.

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  • unklebuk March 5, 2019

    What a dickhead

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  • fckthepolice March 5, 2019

    OMG ahahahahaha that guy is a genius!!! :D Im dead XD Take that dickhead...Now he is really a dick head XD

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  • erkie March 5, 2019

    Tricky dicky!

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  • cuntpuncher March 5, 2019

    Last time he wears shorts.

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  • donjonneau March 6, 2019

    Level-1-dickhead-tease

    Boss-level-barrel-hasard

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  •   dozer67 March 6, 2019

    I loved it but the name Biker? a dude on a scooter ?

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  • fukume March 6, 2019

    Dick face

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  • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

    HA! The dildo on the helmet is hilarious!!!!

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