12 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU

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  • baddogonline March 4, 2019

    No, my day was STILL worse.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 4, 2019

    Santa on crack.

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    • kore March 4, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. That wasn't Santa, its one of his retired drunk ass elves.

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    • moose657 March 4, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. He had his misiltoe belt buckle on ...

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    • letmefindout March 5, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Garden Gnome

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      •   sarge07 March 5, 2019

        @letmefindout

        creepy gnome

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    • xxxmass March 9, 2019

      @Cory H.., Santa..? Gnome way.

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  • average_alien March 4, 2019

    We all saw his weeny

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    • muzziesarescum March 4, 2019

      @average_alien more like a lil smokey..

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    •   sarge07 March 5, 2019

      @average_alien

      did you really?

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  •   ouch March 4, 2019

    Ya can't fix stupid!

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    • quackquack March 4, 2019

      @ouch Yeah ya can, I own a gun!

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  •   lafind March 4, 2019

    The gnome at the end wasn't having such a bad day, the rest of us were.

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  •   luvthick March 4, 2019

    "Smashing Edition!" Complete with a Grimmy cameo!

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    •   GrimmWilder March 4, 2019

      @GRIZZLELUMP

      I was waiting for your mama to come lick tha pee off me lil'thin winky squeaky clean.......we call her luvthin,..,.,.,

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      •   luvthick March 4, 2019

        @GrimmWilder

        Be Easy Grimmy. I was just poking you with a stick to see if you were still alive.

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        •   GrimmWilder March 4, 2019

          @luvthick .what are ye,.Board?......you must what me tell a racist joke an bring on another tantrum.,.,

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          •   luvthick March 4, 2019

            @GrimmWilder

            None of that is needed. The PG was worried about you going missing and even though you can be a hideous piece of shit, you're an o'le timer here and we have a sick way of respecting that.

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  • dickcheesemcgee March 4, 2019

    The 8th Dwarf....Pissy

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    •   mr_krabs March 4, 2019

      @dickcheesemcgee

      I guess he’s only in the German version of Snow White.

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    • erkie March 4, 2019

      @dickcheesemcgee

      The other 7 are on their death beds!

      I named my dwarf Twinkie!

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      •   sarge07 March 5, 2019

        @erkie

        yea, nothing gay about that

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      • erkie March 5, 2019

        @erkie

        It stands to attention every time a woman passes by! Consequentially I have to walk hunched over to conceal it! Otherwise I'd be in jail right now!

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  • 72jayd March 4, 2019

    I always knew gnomes were a bunch of perverts.

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  • me68 March 4, 2019

    in the big hard city, the hardest gangbangers were the gnomes, if you fucked them off enough they didnt piss about , they simply pissed right in front of you ,,,,,, '''''''' the gnomies killed weed when they wet the footpath'''''''' . ''''''chink chink chink, come out to play gnomieeeees '''''

    ( 2 cryptics in there boys) !!!

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    • erkie March 4, 2019

      @me68

      It looks Japanese to me ! Do you have slanty eyes?

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      • me68 March 4, 2019

        @erkie dont mess with me erkle, ill get the gnomies onto you ;o)

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        • erkie March 4, 2019

          @me68

          That is what I named my hemorrhoids! You'll have to pull them out of my ass first! Be sure to wear gloves! I don't want to catch anything! Oh what a relief it will be! I got them from the Average_Alien probes. They dug in deep!

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          • me68 March 4, 2019

            @erkie bubba said he liked the speed humps you have though, he said they provided sensation yet slowed him down to prevent ejaculation , bubba love erkle lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time

            ;o)

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            • erkie March 5, 2019

              @me68

              Holy Hubba Bubba Bubble gum!! Slowly but surely I'm cumming!!

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              • me68 March 5, 2019

                @erkie big bubble likes no trouble

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                • uponusall March 6, 2019

                  @me68

                  Is this conversation really happening? Tee hee...

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  • xenomorph March 4, 2019

    Why is there a garden gnome pissing by my front door?

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  • cash me outside March 4, 2019

    When Becky discovered she’s into paddling

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  • ballzack March 4, 2019

    Pissing garden gnome

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  • crazyjunky March 4, 2019

    The old fuck at the end makes me proud to be in this society

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  • apatheticanarchist March 4, 2019

    Wow, in a way I do feel kinda bad for the old gross hobo guy, but he would definitely have caught a bat across the face if he had his sad weeny out pissing toward me.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 4, 2019

    "Oh he's just pissing"..

    I guess they've had people jacking off in front of their house before. Must be hott gals then.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 4, 2019

    Damn that first guy that tripped started gushing blood immediately, probly has a concussion too. Fuck that had to hurt.

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  • rouge_et_blanc March 4, 2019

    a garden gnome that speaks and pees and has a wheeny.

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  • fanfucktastic March 4, 2019

    Damn, papa Smurf is a dick.

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  • kojaksbozak March 4, 2019

    The Roaming Gnome is on strike.. He said he is going right ,there and no where else..

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  • erkie March 4, 2019

    LOL, now that she seen his weenie and filmed it she could watch it over and over at home and alone !

    Maybe she was naked and afraid and he did all he could to jack off with no results!He should have remembered to take his Viagra and it would have been erect for hours!

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  • capt_lockheed March 4, 2019

    Papa Smurf has really let himself go.

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  • skippy joe pippy March 4, 2019

    She should've kicked his wheelchair over. And then beat him to death with a shovel.

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  • dildo swaggins March 4, 2019

    Why was the old guy offering peen peeks dressed as a lawn gnome?

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  • airsporter March 4, 2019

    Is that Gnome phishing?

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  • mrjones March 4, 2019

    wow, garden gnomes really get pretty disgusting as they get older.

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  • carjackstheclown March 4, 2019

    Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

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  • bigblackhead March 4, 2019

    was the poor bastard that missed the first step of the ladder still talking after he crash landed ?

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  • crushit March 4, 2019

    Now I can say I have seen his left knee, his right knee and his weenie. Shame shame, Papa smurf.

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  • theblackquagmire March 5, 2019

    0:31 did that bitch comment suicide?

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  • donjonneau March 7, 2019

    The jerk that would hurt my throat like this would know the joy of loosing his procreational power.

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