No, my day was STILL worse.
Santa on crack.
@crazyshit-Cory H. That wasn't Santa, its one of his retired drunk ass elves.
@kore was that Bernie sanders?
@crazyshit-Cory H. He had his misiltoe belt buckle on ...
@Cory H.., Santa..? Gnome way.
We all saw his weeny
@average_alien more like a lil smokey..
did you really?
Ya can't fix stupid!
@ouch Yeah ya can, I own a gun!
The gnome at the end wasn't having such a bad day, the rest of us were.
"Smashing Edition!" Complete with a Grimmy cameo!
I was waiting for your mama to come lick tha pee off me lil'thin winky squeaky clean.......we call her luvthin,..,.,.,
Be Easy Grimmy. I was just poking you with a stick to see if you were still alive.
@luvthick .what are ye,.Board?......you must what me tell a racist joke an bring on another tantrum.,.,
None of that is needed. The PG was worried about you going missing and even though you can be a hideous piece of shit, you're an o'le timer here and we have a sick way of respecting that.
The 8th Dwarf....Pissy
I guess he’s only in the German version of Snow White.
The other 7 are on their death beds!
I named my dwarf Twinkie!
yea, nothing gay about that
It stands to attention every time a woman passes by! Consequentially I have to walk hunched over to conceal it! Otherwise I'd be in jail right now!
I always knew gnomes were a bunch of perverts.
in the big hard city, the hardest gangbangers were the gnomes, if you fucked them off enough they didnt piss about , they simply pissed right in front of you ,,,,,, '''''''' the gnomies killed weed when they wet the footpath'''''''' . ''''''chink chink chink, come out to play gnomieeeees '''''
( 2 cryptics in there boys) !!!
It looks Japanese to me ! Do you have slanty eyes?
@erkie dont mess with me erkle, ill get the gnomies onto you ;o)
That is what I named my hemorrhoids! You'll have to pull them out of my ass first! Be sure to wear gloves! I don't want to catch anything! Oh what a relief it will be! I got them from the Average_Alien probes. They dug in deep!
@erkie bubba said he liked the speed humps you have though, he said they provided sensation yet slowed him down to prevent ejaculation , bubba love erkle lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time
Holy Hubba Bubba Bubble gum!! Slowly but surely I'm cumming!!
@erkie big bubble likes no trouble
Is this conversation really happening? Tee hee...
Why is there a garden gnome pissing by my front door?
When Becky discovered she’s into paddling
Pissing garden gnome
The old fuck at the end makes me proud to be in this society
Wow, in a way I do feel kinda bad for the old gross hobo guy, but he would definitely have caught a bat across the face if he had his sad weeny out pissing toward me.
"Oh he's just pissing"..
I guess they've had people jacking off in front of their house before. Must be hott gals then.
Damn that first guy that tripped started gushing blood immediately, probly has a concussion too. Fuck that had to hurt.
a garden gnome that speaks and pees and has a wheeny.
Damn, papa Smurf is a dick.
The Roaming Gnome is on strike.. He said he is going right ,there and no where else..
LOL, now that she seen his weenie and filmed it she could watch it over and over at home and alone !
Maybe she was naked and afraid and he did all he could to jack off with no results!He should have remembered to take his Viagra and it would have been erect for hours!
Papa Smurf has really let himself go.
She should've kicked his wheelchair over. And then beat him to death with a shovel.
Why was the old guy offering peen peeks dressed as a lawn gnome?
Is that Gnome phishing?
wow, garden gnomes really get pretty disgusting as they get older.
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
was the poor bastard that missed the first step of the ladder still talking after he crash landed ?
Now I can say I have seen his left knee, his right knee and his weenie. Shame shame, Papa smurf.
0:31 did that bitch comment suicide?
The jerk that would hurt my throat like this would know the joy of loosing his procreational power.