THREATENING SOMEONE WITH A MACHETE COMPLETELY BACKFIRES

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  •   felterupgood March 6, 2019

    Call me a pussy but I'm not going to hang around these clowns swinging machetes.

    +8 -2
    • uponusall March 6, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Better to hang out with Bubbles and his kitties.

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    • letmefindout March 6, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Pussy

      +2 -0
    • funrocket March 6, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Sneaky little mother fuckers! Never turn your baks to them...

      +2 -0
    •   wallawilly March 6, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Allow me to elaborate and clarify;

      Yer a dick sucking pussy!

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  • average_alien March 6, 2019

    Now he's gonna have to wank it with a lefty, damn cant even imagine.

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    • letmefindout March 6, 2019

      @average_alien

      If an eye offend thee....

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  •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2019

    The winds of shit were surly blowing.

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    •   burfurger March 6, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Isn't that a Scorpions song?

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      •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2019

        @burfurger I believe it is, good catch!

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        •   burfurger March 6, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          Just missing the whistlin'....

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    • erkie March 6, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      The answer my friend is blowing in the wind!

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  • uponusall March 6, 2019

    Guess that settles that... no basketball for you.

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    • letmefindout March 6, 2019

      @uponusall

      Boyfriend was mad when he caught him fisting another man.

      +1 -0
      • beruserkuru March 7, 2019

        @letmefindout I actually got that type of wound once when I fisted my ex gf

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    •   sarge07 March 6, 2019

      @uponusall

      why not? I can't remember the player's name, but he played baseball with one arm amputated, the left I think at the elbow. Where there's a will there's a way, as demonstrated by the midget with the machete

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      • uponusall March 6, 2019

        @sarge07

        I think the player was a pitcher. Basketball is a more intense sport that would need every limb to compete.

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        • beruserkuru March 7, 2019

          @uponusall Yeah I think you're right. Would be to easy to steal the ball from a one armed player lol.

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  •   burfurger March 6, 2019

    All these machetes they have, and you still can't walk through their forests.

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    •   sarge07 March 6, 2019

      @burfurger

      because that shit grows right back as you're hackin through it, you can watch it grow

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      •   burfurger March 8, 2019

        @sarge07

        Sounds like my back hair.

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  • lleooneiro March 6, 2019

    yano.. whatever is going on, if you need to put a machete to someone.. you go, do it quick, and get outta there. no wasted movement. this loitering around with machetes is what gets people killed!

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  •   ouch March 6, 2019

    I'll have some Dark Meat please

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  • qaz March 6, 2019

    Bunch of Shitiots

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    •   sarge07 March 6, 2019

      @qaz

      "shitiots" HAHAHA! I'm stealin that

      +0 -0
      • qaz March 7, 2019

        @sarge07 Wish I could take credit for that. but you'll have to thank ol' Jim Lahey for that one. Here's more "Shitisms" for ya. Enjoy

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R8At-Qno_o

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  • peaks March 6, 2019

    Dog fighting is bad enough.

    Now Chimp fighting?!?!

    smfh.

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    •   ouch March 6, 2019

      @peaks Oh Oh Oh Ah Ah Ah

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 6, 2019

    Can you smell this shit in the air?

    +2 -0
    • airsporter March 6, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Phill Collins 'B' Side??

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  •   HJ247 March 6, 2019

    Use it, or lose it bud...

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  •   lafind March 6, 2019

    Play with fire get burnt, play with machetes get short handed.

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  • missippwindchimemaker March 6, 2019

    I'm impressed somebody learned how to sharpen a machete. Left it hanging on buy a little piece of Nigahyde

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 6, 2019

    He almost killed the raykin

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  •   mr_krabs March 6, 2019

    He’s looking a little limp wristed.

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  • kojaksbozak March 6, 2019

    INSTA-QUEER definition ; to go from weilding a machete in manly fashion ,to a limp wristed queer in an instant..

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  • moose657 March 6, 2019

    Casting call for the next Danny Trejo movie.....

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  • erkie March 6, 2019

    At least he hit the right side now he can't defend himself it's all left up to chance now! Then the cop shows up after the fact.

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  • erkie March 6, 2019

    That must be in the south side of Chicago!

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  • bigblackhead March 6, 2019

    go home lefty

    +1 -0
  • crushit March 6, 2019

    He sure got used to a limp wrister walk didn't he now?! ☻

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  • airsporter March 6, 2019

    Love those specs! .... You can see far into the future with a pair of those!

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  • darkmagna March 6, 2019

    I like how the cop just casually strolls up to the guy while he's still holding the machete. If that was the states, he would've already had 5 warning shots in his back!

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  • cazaly March 7, 2019

    Gotta Hand it to the Little fella. The big bloke is now a limp wrist.

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  • cash me outside March 8, 2019

    Guess he changed his mind

    +0 -0
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