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Silver Spring, MD - On Sunday, February 17, at approximately 4:06 a.m., 3rd District officers responded to the 7-Eleven located at 10203 New Hampshire Avenue for the report of the attempted theft of an ATM located inside the 7-Eleven after a pick-up truck had driven through a front window near the store’s entrance. The investigation by detectives determined that three suspects, with their faces concealed, entered the 7-Eleven when the fourth suspect drove the pick-up truck through the store’s front window.

The suspects moved the store’s ATM to the parking lot but fled and left his accomplices and the ATM in the parking lot. Later that morning, detectives located the pick-up truck unoccupied in Hyattsville.

Investigators further determined that the pick-up had been stolen.

  •   wallawilly March 7, 2019

    EZ'ELLE!!!

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  • mr_pickles March 7, 2019

    Darwin Awards winners

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    • letmefindout March 7, 2019

      @mr_pickles

      Never bring Daddy's truck to a smash and grab.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 7, 2019

    I guess momma done raised 4 quitters...

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    • alohasnackbar March 7, 2019

      @ketamine<3 because daddy went out for menthol cigarettes and malt liquor and never came?

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  • wellersman March 7, 2019

    stoopid monkeys

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  •   ouch March 7, 2019

    hahahaa that stupid cunt with his pants halfway down his ass was classic

    What a gangsta

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  • qaz March 7, 2019

    After he does the books, I think their accountant is going to tell them this project was a negative income venture .

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  • uponusall March 7, 2019

    Fuckin driver had to drop some "close" friends off at the pool that couldn't wait.

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    • kojaksbozak March 7, 2019

      @uponusall he had to drop off the Cosby kids , at the pool..

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 7, 2019

    Damn it corey and trevor you fucked up again

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    •   ketamine<3 March 7, 2019

      @willisdickfit8814 hahaha! Let's go smokes!

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    • maga2020 March 7, 2019

      @willisdickfit8814 ricky stole an ATM with much more success. And he was drunk

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  •   burfurger March 7, 2019

    Now they're just gonna go home and give each other ATM.

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    • kojaksbozak March 7, 2019

      @burfurger atleast that kimd of ATM ,doesnt have GPS... You know they say that 70% of brotha's are on the low down ,like that...

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  • dickcheesemcgee March 7, 2019

    How much nuffin can a dindu du if a dindu dindu nuffin?

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    • kojaksbozak March 7, 2019

      @dickcheesemcgee ummmm,nuffin???

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  •   luvthick March 7, 2019

    Peer Pressure doesn't always win!

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  •   nybadguy March 7, 2019

    Ok fellas let's tally up our earnings.

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  •   lafind March 7, 2019

    hahaha and they got it outside and everything, better find a different driver next time.

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  • muzziesarescum March 7, 2019

    Let's give a shot out to @Luvthick's cousins for this content!

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  • airsporter March 7, 2019

    'Don't forget your sack truck!'

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  • kojaksbozak March 7, 2019

    manager reports the only things taken from the store were 4 packs of Newport 100's and 4 grape sodas

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  •   HJ247 March 7, 2019

    Who cares about dignity, they kept the hand truck...

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    • logansrun March 7, 2019

      Well, how else were they to get home @HJ247??

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  • average_alien March 7, 2019

    1 ,2 3 and 4 how many niggers are in my store

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  •   mr_krabs March 7, 2019

    Guys, I think you forgot something.

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  • unclegoo March 7, 2019

    And they'll still get participation trophies!

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  • erkie March 7, 2019

    They should have called UBER for a ride home!

    Manager used this to rob his own store and blame it on the thieves and used this as a tax write off! win win for him!

    Yeah, don't leave any evidence behind! Were they wearing gloves? 1 of them didn't look like he was.

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  • houndog35 March 7, 2019

    Blacks make up 13% Of the population....80% of all the crimes and murders ....

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 7, 2019

      @houndog35,

      That’s no longer accurate information. Although blacks commit a lot of crime for their population, the USA prisons now have about The same number of whites vs blacks.

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      • airsporter March 7, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. But is its the sort of Statement that will come tp haunt you.

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  •   sarge07 March 7, 2019

    On this weeks episode of "Keystone Tards"

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  • intylerwetrust March 7, 2019

    Can't steal atms anymore, can't rob banks anymore, and you can't steal cigarette trucks and sell the goods on the street for low low prices. This is not the 1980's people!

    Also Fighting Fridays is tomorrow! Whoop!

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  • candle March 7, 2019

    He really did go back for the dolly didn't he?

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    •   sarge07 March 7, 2019

      @candle

      yes, yes he did

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      • airsporter March 7, 2019

        @sarge07 We call it a 'Sack Truck'

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  • crazys777 March 7, 2019

    Washington DC area botched robbery by morons? Lemme guess. Obama sons?

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  • crushit March 7, 2019

    "HA HA bitches!! Now you gotta clean up ALL that mess we done did." ☻

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  •   ouch March 7, 2019

    Wasn't me. I'm innocent

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    • alohasnackbar March 7, 2019

      @ouch you are intelligent enough to at least get away with it.

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  • bigblackhead March 7, 2019

    he had to go back for the red ryder thieving hand cart , a family heirloom LaVarr use to own it

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  • n2ecosystems March 7, 2019

    More evidence for why the penitentiary is full of the same; I ain't funna work no job, jobs be fo suckas!

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    • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

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  • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

    He went back for his dolly, LOL! I bet the driver got his ass BEAT for leaving them!

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  • cash me outside March 8, 2019

    Dummy niggas

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  • donjonneau March 14, 2019

    If only I could be there to see that so I could say : “What da ffffffuck, maaan?!?”...

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  • goldfishskins March 20, 2019

    Haaaa!! He came back for the dolly! priceless.

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