Fapping while pruned?
That'd be an awful dry fap..
Does the fat girl understand she just pissed on her own face?
If there's a surety in life, it's that fat chics are willing to put anything in their mouths..
Hey @wallawilly ...most of them are REALLY FUCKING GOOD at it too!! Fat chicks are like mopeds.. Fun to ride until your buddy see's you..
Shhh! -- They told her it was warm lemonade!
No she's not !
WTF was that last clip called?
Ass Fuck You Cunt?
@ouch 'Bustin The Balloon Knot'
@airsporter LMMFAO +++
@airsporter maybe the INVERTED BUSTED BALLOON KNOT???
@ouch I think he was going out the in door. :P
@dirtycopper was she wearing a raspberry beret?
The kind you find in a second hand store???
I'll have a cunt salad.
@sexmaster Tossed and dressed
Just piss in a cup and drink it, you idiot...
@HJ247 Ewww what if the cups dirty?
Ewww...i hadn't thought of that...
Fags and furious
@willisdickfit8814 Perverted edition.
@willisdickfit8814 the gay and bicurious?
Wrong kind of dressing for that salad.
FWP!! Proof the retarded gene was invented by whites. Incest is a motherfucker.
@toreal Bill Cosby, Michael Jackson, R-Kelly
@quackquack Harvey Weinstein, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ted Nugent, Elvis Presley, Woody Allen.
All upstanding, white patriots... except Harvey. Yours on the other hand...
@toreal Please dont leave out us Brits with our special reationship.
Although African-Americans constitute only 12 percent of America's population, they represent 40 percent of the nation's prison inmates.
Only 12% of the population is black, yet they make up 80% of the fighting videos
@frank n. stein Whites are the minority in the world, yet 93% of men that fly to 3rd world countries for underage sex are with. 90% of child porn watchers are white. 74% of men convicted of sex crimes against children are white. Worry about your own fucked up race.
Reveal your source, Dan Rather...
@uponusall he got it from madeupstatistic.com, and its not that all blacks are criminals, its that all criminals are black.....
That first ones easy. Only white men have jobs that affords them to fly..
Thats my kinda salad
They even put a tarp down
Hmm. Never wanted to fuck a salad until now .
@tnkid REALLY? You've never wanted to toss a salad?
@frank n. stein
Oh, I'll toss a chick's salad if it's clean.
Just never saw a conglomeration of lettuce and fixings that I wanted to have intercourse with until that.
Waiter! There’s a whore in my salad.....and that’s ok with me!
Who would ever guess a couple Crotch Rocket Fags would be on the side of the road jerking off on crotch rockets and being fags??
@kojaksbozak << this bitch protests too much. Only fags use the word "fag" too much
Who else wished the motorcycle slipped into gear while the guy was rubbing his dick on it?
@apatheticanarchist ha! That would have been hilarious.
I'm flamboozled!The puppet master practicing ventriloquism!
Motorcycles make people do the weirdest things!Maybe if Nancy P,Chuck S. and AOC saw this they would have them banned or taxed so much that no one could afford them anymore! After all Kawasaki didn't make that someone else did !Just ask Barack O. he'd agree.Maybe that is actually Nancy P. and AOC under those helmets and they are just pretending to be women or are transitioning!
So that's what happens in the back at Sizzler, they learn the art of salad making !
I'm kinda tolerant but I find this video way to gay...less dicks next time please
If I have to see boat loads of pussies, you can stop BEING a pussy and see a few dicks!!
A built in condom! How convenient! No more going to the 7-11 anymore for condoms!
WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Gotta try that last one
Red head garden salad. Guess Grimm's gonna turn vegan now.
I wonder if Maitland Ward knew when she started her career on Boy Meets World that someday she would end up on a "What the fuck was that" porn vid one day
Salad girl does look like her...
You're going the wrong way IDIOT !!
Damn, Daft Punk have really let themselves go!
So many things to say...
More proof that dudes that ride crotch rockets are all faggots
I may go vegan for a while.
You've been swallowing too much Australian protein again?
Have you been eating Vegemite sandwiches? Careful you'll get backed up!
Finally, a woman who likes a tossed salad.
Who’s the hot salad bitch?
He's going to tear that pussy...
Who is the nude salad girl?