THE HIGHEST QUALITY SUICIDE YOU'LL SEE THIS YEAR (BET ON IT)

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  •   wallawilly March 8, 2019

    Goosebumps..

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    •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

      @wallawilly .Give'em 'redneck mouth to mouth':

      ""GET UP BEFORE YOU FUCKING DIE!""

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    • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

      @wallawilly @GrimmWilder

      Let's see if you two can do it better

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      •   GrimmWilder March 8, 2019

        @frank n. stein ...BWAAHAAA....dat's SOO funny you should take the rest of the day off....an go back to sucking off gay friend Rafale or Lafayette or your trusty Steve with the track lighting.,,,.,.

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    • crushit March 10, 2019

      @wallawilly "Goosebumps..." ??? WTFUDGE does that mean?! Perhaps Jinkys or Mojo Jojo, but Goosebumps?

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  •   ouch March 8, 2019

    They should have shot him.....For his own safety!

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    • 2lolo March 8, 2019

      @ouch I'LL BET YOU CAN DO IT BETTER

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      •   ouch March 8, 2019

        @2lolo After you

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      • crushit March 10, 2019

        @2lolo I say you dive off right into Wallys rectum. Do the triple Lindy thingy?

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    • znick24 March 8, 2019

      @ouch His parents told him he was a late abortion.

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    • windyredpanda March 9, 2019

      @ouch wouldn't that just be Assisted Suicide?

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  •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

    Maybe it was an accident. Maybe he was going for the water and missed. Maybe...

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    • intylerwetrust March 8, 2019

      @HJ247 maybe its maybelline

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      •   HJ247 March 8, 2019

        @intylerwetrust

        Forgot about Maybelline. I concur...

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  • alliesin March 8, 2019

    Well Fuck...lets get started on the paperwork.

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    • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

      @alliesin

      Just kick the body into the water and call it a day.

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  • airsporter March 8, 2019

    Who moved the bucket of water?

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  • uponusall March 8, 2019

    Or the highest quality of the shittiest water dive you'll ever see... bet on it.

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  •   luvthick March 8, 2019

    It's so clear! He was aiming for the water!

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    •   felterupgood March 8, 2019

      @luvthick

      True... but luckily he didn't make it to that polluted sewage diseased water.

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  • muzziesarescum March 8, 2019

    2 out of 10. Poor form and aim but the execution wasn't half bad.

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 8, 2019

    Im gonna show you the greatest trick ever but i can only do it once lmmfao

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  •   lafind March 8, 2019

    He was heading for the water until he saw how dirty it was so he took a turn,... for the worse.

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  • kore March 8, 2019

    Dang... Missed the water by 3 feet. Almost had it there buddy. Too bad you cant try it again.

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  • apatheticanarchist March 8, 2019

    You know its bad when they dont even attempt to pretent to try and save the guy

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    • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      They DID try to save him....by talking him down. FAIL! After that, there was no possibility.

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  • fedupmonster March 8, 2019

    I think "SPLAT" is the word.

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    • stabbert March 8, 2019

      @fedupmonster .... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.................. no....

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  • kojaksbozak March 8, 2019

    Dove head first into solving his problems... Problems solved!!

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  • mclovin510 March 8, 2019

    Not bad

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  • sexmaster March 8, 2019

    Nowhere near high enough.

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  •   mr_krabs March 8, 2019

    The problem was that he didn’t flap his arms.

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    • znick24 March 8, 2019

      @mr_krabs Hence the term... swan dive.

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  • bluewaffle-maker March 8, 2019

    Yemp, that'll do it

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  • efman March 8, 2019

    DOOOD! You have to account for the wind!

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  • digupskulls March 8, 2019

    Good placement on the air bag.

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  • saltbae March 8, 2019

    It’s like falling from a crane on GTA V...Except you don’t respawn.

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  • fizzel March 8, 2019

    I say 3 out of 10. Perfect form but didnt stick the landing. That bounce hurt him.

    (Lmao)

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  • houndog35 March 8, 2019

    https://youtu.be/3at_Ev2kOoI

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  • mfdvr007 March 8, 2019

    A good stiff wind might have saved him

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  • noshame223 March 8, 2019

    Like an egg

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  • sgt_lilnutz March 8, 2019

    5 out of 10. Form was crappy but the execution was head on.

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    • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

      @sgt_lilnutz

      He DID hold the position all the way down, though!

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  • erkie March 8, 2019

    These people are wandering around aimlessly not knowing what to do next the guy might have survived if they would have acted quickly enough! The 1 woman is taking notes so that she knows how to do it when it's her turn. That's a head banger!

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  • uk bride March 8, 2019

    Great! Don't have to clear up. Just sweep it into the water.

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  •   acairman March 8, 2019

    Might be thinking twice about those free swimming lesson's at the YMCA.

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  • arty1970 March 8, 2019

    Pop

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  • unclegoo March 8, 2019

    I don't know why the cops were chasing him: he was a good boy--he was just trying to go home. ALL the way home.

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  • duke777 March 8, 2019

    Puerto Madero, Buenos Aires

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  • cubbage March 8, 2019

    I give him a 9.5 on the sound of the landing.

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  • shtunmidik March 8, 2019

    That really is a clear shot, I wonder if it's a new Samsung or iPhone?

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  • erkie March 8, 2019

    Damn, he almost hit the light pole! That would have cost the tax payer a lot of cash to repair. Especially in cost over runs! Everyone one should applaud this guy for his foresightedness!

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  •   burfurger March 8, 2019

    Where's Peter Griffin with a forklift when you need him.

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  • senseless March 8, 2019

    The camera on an the iPhone as great

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  • wickedasitseems March 8, 2019

    I give him a 2 for the dive, but a 10 for the landing!!

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  • cash me outside March 8, 2019

    And I’m a bad boy for breaking her heart. Now I’m freeee. Free falling

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  • frank n. stein March 8, 2019

    Give that guy a raise....oh, wait

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  • skinnybelsen March 8, 2019

    some crack, as we say in Ireland

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  • dizeer March 8, 2019

    Extreme Planking Champion .

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  • fatlarry March 8, 2019

    ill give him a 10 that was perfect execution

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  • geraldo_rivera March 8, 2019

    Does that count as a belly flop or head banging?

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  • ob1 March 8, 2019

    Great sound. Reminds me of the time I dropped a 2lb steak on a tiled floor.

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  • wpginterceptor March 8, 2019

    ill bet hes still alive!!

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  • Well that guy is not a pussy

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  • znick24 March 8, 2019

    well done !!!

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  • braduk March 9, 2019

    If you want a play by play analysis, there's at least two other perspectives out there, that are quite easy to find if you follow gore sites

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  • rasriff March 9, 2019

    He’s never gonna make the Olympic diving team with that form.

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  • the_snazz March 9, 2019

    damn headbangers

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  • the_hot_bear March 9, 2019

    Some idiot - No Alfonso !!!

    Alfonso - Que Dios Los Bendiga

    Same idiot - Nooo!!!!!

    Alfonso - I Believe I Can Fly.... (he actually did)

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  • qaz March 9, 2019

    Yup, he's dead

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  • bigblackhead March 9, 2019

    the splat was phat !!!

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  • stinkynickgar March 9, 2019

    This song makes me realize how much i love Queen. Also periods.

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  • bearded_misfit March 9, 2019

    I think he was aiming for the water the quality of that dive was great.

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  •   siko666 March 9, 2019

    The water he missed

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 9, 2019

    Too bad he wasn’t skewered by that pole. Someone else should try.

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  • abusa-madres March 9, 2019

    There are a couple of pics about this man adultery which guide him to a high quality suicide. Location Costanera, BsAs Argentina

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  • rafgore March 9, 2019

    And this is how you get the job done. Right elevation, proper liftoff and beautiful landing. Respect.

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  • imwhitedamit March 9, 2019

    i keep geting sent to other websites every time i click on a video what can i do

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  • imwhitedamit March 9, 2019

    but that guy did brake his fall on his head

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  • carjackstheclown March 9, 2019

    Welcome to the Headbangers Ball

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  • erkie March 9, 2019

    Too bad they didn't throw down a rubber strip to cushion his fall and prevent him from slipping over the edge!

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  • crushit March 10, 2019

    "Ooooo, a piece o candy!!" BOING!!

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  • imwhitedamit March 10, 2019

    gogo

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  • sumyumdang March 10, 2019

    no one is tending his injuries. why?

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  • fuck_off_nah March 10, 2019

    Shot on IPhone X

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  • go2hellbitch March 11, 2019

    What a shame. Should of took the opportunity to yell out his last words on the way down.

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  • nomadofthenorth March 11, 2019

    Lol the guy wearing the helmet on the ground , maybe he should have offered it to the jumper

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  • flatorange March 11, 2019

    Well at least ita a easy hose down into the river.....

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  • onlycomments March 11, 2019

    fuck, face first

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  • crzfrx March 11, 2019

    Vertical recording done right

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  • selvmord March 14, 2019

    too bad i guess

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  • porcupinestew March 18, 2019

    It's still a vertical video...

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  • globalshmorming March 19, 2019

    Perfect form bad dive plus he didnt even touch the water

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