I had sex with a midget. But I'll never do 69 with her again. Her little feet kicking me in the face I couldn't concentrate.
@felterupgood *buh dum tssss* He's here all night ladies and gentlemen.
@felterupgood that's just getting a bj upside down then dude.
Sorry, but I have a fetish for dwarf men
@felterupgood That's called a 34.5 m8.
Not a single hole that I would like to play with.
And that's why I never microwave pickles.
@smallcock1983 Ima microwave a taco and see what happens brb.
You must be in a pickle over that!
Call Green Peace! Another Sea World escapee.
Shes a one woman Abacus!
Only where it counts!
Yep. There's felter fucking his farm equipment.
You know, in some cultures pissing in a tranny's hair is considered high art.
Probably San Francisco.
Rip the anal beads from her once, and never have to mow the yard again!
it all started with a naked midget wearing a fez...and it went down hill from there
Know why that was funny? Cuz he was a midget...!
Someone needs to trade their farm equipment in on a sex doll.
I had sex with a midget.....her friends put her up to it.......
That sucks you couldn't just bag her on your own...
and her friends were midgets too and they just didn't measure up!
Gotta love Steel Panther!
Looked like the bed in the last clip was having the shittiest day...
“Mum, do we have any pickles?”
She said yes, see you later....
I'd hate to see the demo of a table saw.
The working tools of Tim The Tool Man Taylor! OUH ! OUH ! OUH!
I've heard of guys loving their vehicles, but that's redickulous!
It's Tool Time! Watch how Tim instructs you on how to use your tools properly!
The craziest thing that I just saw was that pickle being thrown in the microwave raw dog like that, who in the hell would do such a thing??
the homo that wanted a warm pecker?
EEWWWWW, she left POOP on da bed
was that last one male or female?
People are so... weird.
She's having a reaction to his little action !He's not an Action Jackson!
One of those videos has been originally postet by the President of Brazil. The fags pissing on each other.
The last video, Looks to me he use to play with beyblades as a child
that last one would make an excellent drug mule !!!!
That golden shower was definitely done all wrong....Newbs!!!