THESE STAR WARS SPINOFF MOVIES ARE OUT OF CONTROL

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  •   stenchfart March 11, 2019

    man ..talk about a star wars bar..I wonder what the cover charge was

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    • mehofjack March 11, 2019

      @stenchfart My Swardz as big as Yours!

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  • gfys March 11, 2019

    Holy shit! Wait until TMZ finds this tape of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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    • ruckman March 12, 2019

      @gfys I was thinking the exact same thing

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  • calbertz March 11, 2019

    That might be the least crazy woman I've seen here on a while.

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  •   burfurger March 11, 2019

    At least this is better than any Star Wars movie.

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    • kore March 11, 2019

      @burfurger Seen it. Its. "Star Wars The Empire Strikes Ass"

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    •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

      @burfurger Where I come from them are fightin words...

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      •   burfurger March 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        You from tatooine?

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        •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

          @burfurger

          no he's form Dagoba

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          •   burfurger March 11, 2019

            @sarge07

            Is that that burrito restaurant?

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        •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

          @burfurger @sarge07

          Your both wrong, Mos Isley.

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      • letmefindout March 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Luke, I am your father AND competition. Oh yeah Luke, how do I taste?

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  • eren March 11, 2019

    so much better than original star warzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  •   luvthick March 11, 2019

    I was hoping they would roll of stage and get stuck like dogs on the floor. You know, CrazyShit!

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @luvthick

      THAT would have been funny, otherwise that was noring as shit +5

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  • rubber March 11, 2019

    Star whores, the return of the cum eye

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  • samsquanch March 11, 2019

    all 11 patrons are directly in the "splash zone", where the smells aren't the only souvenier.

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  • pickdickle March 11, 2019

    Better than the movies

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  •   nybadguy March 11, 2019

    I'd be cared to fall nd break my dick on one of them segways

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  • maga2020 March 11, 2019

    And the oscar goes to...

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  •   felterupgood March 11, 2019

    Too artsy

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  • airsporter March 11, 2019

    The Phantom Wookie In A Death Star.

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  •   mr_krabs March 11, 2019

    No green midget? Shame....

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  • mrjones March 11, 2019

    so that's how he interrogated her for the plans for the rebel base,

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  •   lafind March 11, 2019

    This Princess Lea can do my light saber!

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @lafind

      you mean your Jedi lightpocketknife?

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      •   lafind March 11, 2019

        @sarge07 Call it what you want, as long as she doing me, I B happy.

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  • xenomorph March 11, 2019

    Vader has to use a strap on because it got cut off by Obiwan and then the nub got burnt off lol

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  • vessex March 11, 2019

    This is not the STD you're looking for.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

    I can't even keep my balance standing up fucking much less on a hover board. And this is a longer version of a repost.

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      how can they call something with wheels a "hover" board? I never understood that

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      •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

        @sarge07 because it gives a person the appearance that they aren't walking but "hovering" while moving. I know it's dumb but that's the reason.

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        •   sarge07 March 12, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          you're right, fuckin dumb and makes no sense because you are still NOT hovering

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    • calethehuman March 12, 2019

      @ketamine<3 Thank you, 20 fucking comments to read before I saw someone notice the repo.

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  • bigblackhead March 11, 2019

    this is as corny as my shit is after a clam bake

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    • uponusall March 11, 2019

      @bigblackhead

      Well, that still is not as corny as the clambake itself... unless you ate the whole thing yourself.

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      • bigblackhead March 11, 2019

        @uponusall .............I guess you don't get out much , ehhh ? look up clambake online and pretend you were invited to one

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        • uponusall March 11, 2019

          @bigblackhead

          Making a humorous, but factual observation, zithead. Ever feast on a clambake? One option is to put sectioned corn on the cobs in them.

          Unless you lay mondodukes, you couldn't fit enough corn in your dumps to match a clambake.

          Now, go neg your mother from behind and lighten up, ya fraud.

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          • bigblackhead March 12, 2019

            @uponusall ............I'm sorry , I hate arguing with water headed retards ..good luck in the special olympics ..towel boi

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            • uponusall March 12, 2019

              @bigblackhead

              I've given a detailed argument and you've given jack shit. You're a negging simpleton w/out a point. You started up with an attitude and I ended it by placing a booger on your forehead.

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              • bigblackhead March 12, 2019

                @uponusall .....holy shit you're not only a tard , you're also grandiose. If you think your responses are clever or deep , you better have your head shunt checked , your water is backing up. It won't be long before your melon explodes

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                • uponusall March 13, 2019

                  @bigblackhead

                  A booger on the forehead? Deep? You are a simpleton. Go away, negger.

                  You sound like a fella who eats boogers.

                  Now, I'm done with you...

                  Peace Be Upon You. ?3

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                  • bigblackhead March 13, 2019

                    @uponusall .....you're done with me ? ...that's fucking funny ! you are in way over your huge water head...just lay low , make your dumb comments and don't try to insult members that can shred your stupid ass , why don't you go back to felching old fags for loose change.

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  • erkie March 11, 2019

    Damn you Darth Vader you get all the women and some of the men! It must be that bad boy thing that attract's the women Or your super long ,glowing light saber!

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  • erkie March 11, 2019

    Looks like he found Homer's long lost control rod!

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  •   HJ247 March 11, 2019

    Mmm. I like her. To bad no money shot on her face...

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  • erkie March 11, 2019

    Look, that guy has something growing on him! Maybe it's a birth defect!

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    • erkie March 11, 2019

      @erkie

      He got gene therapy and it really helped him! Just look at him now!

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  • skippy joe pippy March 11, 2019

    Looking forward to seeing this show at Disneyworld...

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  • ljff69 March 11, 2019

    Looks like Ocasio Cortez!

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @ljff69

      and that was H U G E turnoff

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    • doriangrey March 14, 2019

      @ljff69 Agreed!

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  • txdo_msk March 11, 2019

    That's not canon. Darth Vader never had a thing for his daughter...

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    •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

      @txdo_msk

      and I Guess Lea never carried a liber either?

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      •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

        @sarge07

        lightsaber dammit, lightsaber

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        • txdo_msk March 11, 2019

          @sarge07 LOL!!

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      •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

        @sarge07

        lightsaber, dammit lightsaber

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        •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

          @sarge07 type it twice for good measure?

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          •   sarge07 March 12, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            I only hit submit once, what the firecracker?

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  •   spider-man March 11, 2019

    Your actions anger me

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  • boab71 March 11, 2019

    That looks like a good night out.

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  • captjim March 11, 2019

    May the whores be with you.

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  • apatheticanarchist March 11, 2019

    Anyone else wanna road trip to Chaplins?

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  • bobs-your-uncle March 11, 2019

    Ben Kenobi always said Mos Eisley space port always was a wretched hive of scum and villainy

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 11, 2019

    Disney on ice has got alot better since i was a little feller

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  • dog66 March 11, 2019

    okay so yeah, they are.

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  • the man March 12, 2019

    Good to see Jeff Bezos got over the break up.

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  • cash me outside March 13, 2019

    Micky Mouse did this first

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  • doriangrey March 14, 2019

    Does anyone else think she looks like AOC?

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  • lanesraelite March 20, 2019

    Ahh Princess Lay her is my favourite

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