THERE'S TWO WAYS TO GIVE YOUR BUTTHOLE DIABETES

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  •   stenchfart March 11, 2019

    well in his defense, jolly ranchers do taste like shit

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    • mehofjack March 11, 2019

      @stenchfart buttholes are such great devices

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      • letmefindout March 11, 2019

        @mehofjack

        But not for Botox Lollipops.

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    • dickramsey March 13, 2019

      @stenchfart

      *golf clap

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  • calbertz March 11, 2019

    He may be half Japanese. The bottom half.

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    • bluewaffle-maker March 11, 2019

      @calbertz You must be able to spot all kinds of dicks ay?

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  •   luvthick March 11, 2019

    That's how "jolly ranchers" got it's name!

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    •   lafind March 11, 2019

      @luvthick It made the Rancher Jolly?

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      •   luvthick March 11, 2019

        @lafind

        Yup, He got the idea after Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his hat.

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  •   burfurger March 11, 2019

    How many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of a Tootsie Pop.

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    • erkie March 11, 2019

      @burfurger

      I don't know , ask a but licker!

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    •   wallawilly March 11, 2019

      @burfurger

      Don't know bout that but this does explain the "cane juice"!!!

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      •   burfurger March 11, 2019

        @wallawilly

        LOL++++ a backdoor retlef reference

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    • erkie March 11, 2019

      @burfurger

      Does it contain candy coated popcorn,peanuts and a prize? That's what you get in Cracker Jacks!

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  • airsporter March 11, 2019

    But can he tell the different flavours of jellybeans?

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  •   fockenperv March 11, 2019

    Patootie fruti

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  •   mr_krabs March 11, 2019

    Now he’s the unjolly rancher.

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  • xenomorph March 11, 2019

    Jolly ranchers or feces pieces?

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    • tnkid March 11, 2019

      @xenomorph lmao

      This is wics material right here!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

    When some bitch says she wants to eat your ass and your water is disconnected you gotta make it fresh somehow.

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  • willisdickfit8814 March 11, 2019

    Taste the rainbow

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  •   picklehiesner March 11, 2019

    I’d sill eat that lollipop

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  • unclegoo March 11, 2019

    The Jolly Rancher guy thinks he's on Brokeback Mountain...

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  • bigblackhead March 11, 2019

    Damn , That Ass hole could sing !

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  • erkie March 11, 2019

    If an asshole comes along, you can douche it,douche it,douche it good !

    I've heard of "just stick a sock in it" but this is just ridiculous!

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  •   sarge07 March 11, 2019

    Joly Ranchers? Looked like he was shoving a bottle up is stoned ass. And seriously aim the camera at him so you can use that as evidence in court.

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  • txdo_msk March 11, 2019

    That is one SWEET ass!

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    •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

      @txdo_msk ha! I'm plussing your pun not the ass part.. just wanna make that clear.

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      • txdo_msk March 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3 thank GOD!! Someone gets me!!!

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        • dickramsey March 13, 2019

          @txdo_msk

          And that earned you a " minus one " from me.

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  • apatheticanarchist March 11, 2019

    I generally shove my groceries up my ass too, its greener than reusing bags...

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    • txdo_msk March 11, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist might want to consult a nutritionist about that. Maybe a gastro too. Not supposed to be green...

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      • apatheticanarchist March 11, 2019

        @txdo_msk

        Maybe, I could just cut out the middle man and shove all my food up my ass!!

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        •   ketamine<3 March 11, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist like cartman did and shit out your mouth?

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        • tnkid March 11, 2019

          @apatheticanarchist

          Careful with those pineapples, though!

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          •   sarge07 March 12, 2019

            @tnkid

            no prob, Mr. Slave shoved a whole Hilton up his ass

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            • dickramsey March 13, 2019

              @sarge07

              Paris Hilton ... ?

              GOOD

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              • tnkid March 13, 2019

                @dickramsey

                Lol. That goofy bitch deserves to be shoved up an ass.

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  • deadpen March 11, 2019

    DO THE DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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  • dog66 March 11, 2019

    I would have figured mountain dude

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  • vestanpance March 12, 2019

    I love the butthole surfers.

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  • cash me outside March 13, 2019

    Not the only red thing that came out that ass

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  • xxxmass March 14, 2019

    What we need here is a trigger happy jolly rancher.

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